The M.W.F.
Monkey Wrestling Federation
Run by owner Vincent Nixon McMahonkey along with his family, Linda, Stephanie and Shane.
Due to his recent fruitless financial experiments with the funding of his own american football league, the XMFL (X-treme Monkey Football League), Vince and the McMahonkey family have been forced to sell half of their flagship company, the MWF, into their first ever business partnership as an attempt to maintain their financial security.
This once in a lifetime opportunity to own half of a successful, established company such as the MWF was jumped upon by none other than Mr. Chunk & Mr. Moose, who claimed to be working as representatives for their business partner, referred to only as "the Third man".
In an effort to boost ticket sales, the new MWF is reverting the monthly event calendar to a standard set of five annual pay-per-view events. These will be:-
the "Monkey Rumble" Event in January,
the "MonkeyMania" event in March,
the "Monkey Of The Ring" event in June,
the "MonkeySlam" event in August,
And the "Survivor Monkeys" event in November.
Together with this, the new MWF is ceasing tele-visual transmission of their weekly televised shows, making them only available to listen to on the new weekly zWo Radio Show.
The afore-mentioned Pay-Per-View events will not be transmitted via the new radio show, but will be available to Watch live, as normal.
The new MWF now claim to broadcast more "high-brow" commentary, aimed towards their "Smart" audience, as opposed to traditional commentary that is aimed towards an audience of "marks". This basically means that the commentators will not try to sell a wrestler's move as more devastating as it is in reality, as the new MWF feels that the reality of the sport is more than enough for any "real" fan of wrestling.
Watch this space for updates & more info about the MWF.
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Mr. Moose's Page; The APWW Page;