MATCH TWO
APWW Hardcore Title triplethreat match
Dominic Rhyno (c) Vs Incubus Vs Chunk E Monkey
The triple threat match for the Hardcore title tonight promises to be an
explosive affair between three of the best hardcore brawlers around APWW
today. Dominic Rhyno hits the ring and parades his Hardcore Title aloft in
the ring. Incubus comes out as always carrying a mysterious moving bag
around his shoulder... what could it be this time round?
Chunk E Monkey hits the ring and goes straight for Dominic Rhyno. The Rhyno
turns and fires him right over the top rope onto the floor on the outside.
Incubus goes to work on Dominic with left and right hands, irishwhipping him
across the ring and attacking with a back body drop. Inc goes for cover but
can only get two. In jumps Chunk E again and nails Inc with a baseball bat!
He takes a swipe at the Hardcore Champion but misses, as Dominic retalliates
with an atomic drop.
Dominic rolls the baseball bat to the outside but the count is broken
immediately as Incubus pulls Dominic off Chunk E quickly. Dominic doesn't
look pleased with Inc at all and gets on his feet and walks slowly toward
Inc giving him a blank stare. Inc goes straight for the bag but Dominic is
once again attacked from behind by Chunk E. Inc dives his hand inside the
bag and releases PICKLES!!! Inc throws Pickles on top of Chunk E and
Pickles applies what Incubus likes to call "The Catastrophe" to the
midsection area of Chunk E!!!!!!! This match is out of control!!!! Chunk
runs down the aisle clutching his midsection and looks to be in total
agony!!! Meanwhile back inside the ring Inc applies a sideward headlock on
Dominic, but to no effect as Dominic powers his way out with a devastating
backdrop, which drops Inc right back on his spine, and you can almost hear
his bones crack too!!!
Dominic slides to the outside and lifts the ring apron, he looks for fan
approval as he whips out a table!!! To an outstanding majority verdict of
"MNR" Chants, Dominic slides the table inside. He props it up on its side
near a turnbuckle and just as Inc gets up he dives toward the Hardcore
Champion, missing, but gets a face full of wood as he is tripped right into
the bottom half of the table!!! The crowd start to chant holy shit holy
shit for the first time and quite possibly the last here tonight on MNR.
Dominic sets himself up the far side of the ring... he looks forward with
vengeance in his eyes as he calls Incubus on. Inc struggles to get to his
feet...... Dominic charges forward.... GORE!!!! GORE!!!!! GORE!!!!!!!!!!
Absolute carnage is the resultt of what just happens. Dominic spears Inc
straight into the remainder of the table and the holy shit chant gets
louder. Dominic holds his neck as he calls Incubus up once more..... but
wait... who's this running down the aisle????? ITS DOJJ!!!! OMG WHAT DOES
DOJJ WANT NOW?!! He lost at Ruthless Aggression, what is the meaning of
this??????
Inc staggers up... not knowing what really is happening.... Dojj gets inside
the ring despite the bemused look on Dominic Rhyno's face. Dojj then picks
something out from his inside pocket..... ITS PICKLES AGAIN!!!!!!!! Pickles
flies across into the face of Dominic Rhyno and knocks him to the canvas.
Inc quickly takes the oppertunity to go for cover and GETS THE THREE!!!!!!!
ITS ALL OVER!!!! WE HAVE A NEW, APWW HARDCORE CHAMPION........
INCUBUS!!!!!!!
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