We have discovered the mainland to be the goodliest soil under... heaven.  So abounbing with trees,,, and... grapes that no other country has greaster; so many medicines, several kinds of flax....  Within these few days we have found here maize... whose ear yeilds corn of much delight.  The villagers were gone....  One of the cheif trees... had the bark tahen off, and five feet from the ground in fair capital letters was the word COATOAN without any cross of sign of distress.... What happened you may ask... not a soul knows... people that vanished know... but you can't ask... the mystery goes on today.   ( Based on true story, not kidding )