Homage to the Yes Car Credit Girl
Ah, those adverts for Yes Car Credit, the company that provides a valuable service supplying car credit to all the people who the reputable companies wouldn't go near with a bargepole. Such wonderful people. But something bugs me about those adverts. The original girl in the advert was cool. She had that cute Scottish accent, she wouldn't look down on you just because you had CCJs, and you just knew there was a party going on under that green bodywarmer. She had the power to say yes!
But then they replaced her with that smug blonde bint. Okay, she's got the looks. I'd probably go with her, even though I'd be thinking of the original girl. But now she's started fucking lecturing people, and saying they could have had a quality used car only "you don't deserve it". I mean, what a whining moralistic little cow! So you've only got the power to say yes to nice people have you? The old Yes Car Credit girl wouldn't have been so quick to judge. She loved everyone equally, even the ones with poor credit ratings. Bring the old girl back, and never let the new one sully a yellow jumper and green bodywarmer again! Sanctimonious bitch!
