Absolute Zero - 12/19/00 19:42:22
My URL:http://au.clubs.yahoo.com/clubs/supermuffdivers
My Email:[email protected]
From Despair to...?: the HANGING GARDENS OF BABYLON
Tell me a story: Ahhh, once upon a time there was a man called Brian Blessed and he was in Flash Gordon and he happened to see a girl called Callie (that's me) in a pub and she asked for his autograph
Where's Richey? What have you done with him?: He's chasing badgers down the severn bridge clad in tight white jeans and a leopard print coat - D'UH!
The word of the day is...: scrotum - how intense am I?!
And?: Carrot?
What?: Who's ya mum?

Comments:
Fabtastic site - ermmmm, yes! AZ

Absolute Zero - 12/19/00 19:41:30
My URL:http://au.clubs.yahoo.com/clubs/supermuffdivers
My Email:[email protected]
From Despair to...?: the HANGING GARDENS OF BABYLON
Tell me a story: Ahhh, once upon a time there was a man called Brian Blessed and he was in Flash Gordon and he happened to see a girl called Callie (that's me) in a pub and she asked for his autograph
Where's Richey? What have you done with him?: He's chasing badgers down the severn bridge clad in tight white jeans and a leopard print coat - D'UH!

Comments:


ellie - 12/17/00 17:58:55
My Email:[email protected]
From Despair to...?: there. no, you fool, there>>> yeh, here
Tell me a story: once upon a time there was a girl (that's me) who was amazingly intelligent and then she started listening to some very strange welsh band who twisted her head and all her friends thought she was very weird and she became less inte ligent (which wasn't mean to happen, it's mean to b the other way round) then she woke up and it was all a dream.
Where's Richey? What have you done with him?: along with the rest of them, he'ss currently inside this amazing box thing that plays music from liddle flat silver discs, i don't know how the musicians fit in there
The word of the day is...: bunny-oggy
And?: like, whatever.........
What?: talk to the hand, face is too busy listening to the little voices

Comments:
very, very funny site. even my "Richey's the one who disappeared, right?" friends found 'Are You A Manics Fan?' rather amusing. *clapclapclap* don't s'pose u ever saw "Frock&Roll", a liddle article in Smash Hits (hehehe, yeh i read it every week)(not)on the changing fashions of the Manics? apparently Sean got his shirt for the Faster video courtesy of "Oops I Walked Into The Wrong Band"... oh and will u marry me? i can't b arsed to email you u see, so i'll have to ask u now. *stay funny* elxxx

Sophie - 12/08/00 14:01:45
My URL:http://www.hometown.aol.com/redweeduk/index.html
My Email:[email protected] OR [email protected]
From Despair to...?: Redweed
Tell me a story: Redweed are the new Manics
Where's Richey? What have you done with him?: He went down very nicely with a vodka
The word of the day is...: Redweed
And?: Redweed
What?: Redweed

Comments:
Hello, interesting site, not as good as the Redweed site. We love the manics but they might as well be dead and gone. Anyway weve got more to say than them . See are site

penance stalin - 11/19/00 06:22:34
My URL:http://www.geocities.com/we_dont_want_ur_fukin_love/stalins_lovenestxxx.html
My Email:[email protected]
From Despair to...?: i like sticky toffee pavlova
Tell me a story: that see through pink skirt nicky wore at new yaer made me come.when he lay on stage....erm....i couldnt help it.
Where's Richey? What have you done with him?: i tied his emaciated body up, and cut from his collar bone to his hip, i used one knife to make several lacerations before slittitng his throat and watching his head fall back. i pulled off his fingerna ls and commited mayhem. i fucked his dead body till i was bored...and buried him. occasionally i fuck his putrefacted hideous carcass.
The word of the day is...: come play scar wars xx
And?: oooOOoooh, nicky wire...mmmmmmm, ~glowing post-orgasm~
What?: come round and dyson nakey cept for long socks and a pinny. if ur nicky...bugger the fucking pinny

Comments:
torture the degenerate scum that is urselves. make me smile.

Da Guy - 11/18/00 18:37:57
My Email:www.itsasecret.net
From Despair to...?: Ashby-de-la-Zouch!
Tell me a story: once a man fell down, but he was ok
Where's Richey? What have you done with him?: fucked him, hes in Santy Fran-Fran
The word of the day is...: gimp!
And?: goon!
What?: GOON!

Comments:
Hiya this is Da Guyliner, told ya id sign it (bit late, sorry, ive been fucking Richey). Ta-rar, see ya later pet xxxxx Da Guy

Pennyroyaltea - 11/08/00 16:56:20
My Email:[email protected]
Where's Richey? What have you done with him?: He is practicing hard on his guitar somewhere far away
The word of the day is...: dustpan
And?: flowered rug
What?: piece of stick

Comments:
This site is deadsexy and mouthwatering !!!!

Pennyroyaltea - 11/08/00 16:56:12
My Email:[email protected]
Where's Richey? What have you done with him?: He is practicing hard on his guitar somewhere far away
The word of the day is...: dustpan
And?: flowered rug
What?: piece of stick

Comments:
This site is deadsexy and mouthwatering !!!!

Phil - 11/05/00 14:00:48
My URL:http://www.geocities.com/zarathustraspake/
My Email:[email protected]

Comments:
This is a message to "anon" who's message is two down from this one. E-mail me and we'll discuss this further.

nicola - 11/04/00 21:55:16
My Email:[email protected]
From Despair to...?: over there! ~points and hides~
Tell me a story: um...i don't think i will...
Where's Richey? What have you done with him?: it wasn't meeee! ~hides~
The word of the day is...: rah
And?: yes?
What?: huh?

Comments:
very kewl sight. i think i might link you to my site- is that alrighty? bu- bye nic xxxxxxxx

anon - 11/04/00 21:43:30

Comments:
just been reading your thoughts on Simon Price in a yahoo club - you do know richey was exactly the same and slept with 15 year olds, sometimes what he did to them wasn't what they expected (something he was into) Richey's fans refuse to believe what he d d. They see him as some god but they created it in their own heads. He was not sensitive. He did not care about women. I feel as angry about that as you do about Simon and what makes it worse is that I didn't think this was still going on. I'd heard about Simon at the m gig but I only just heard the full story. I'd love to see him get what he deserves. No matter what you personally think about Richey (no-one believes it anyway) I'm with you on this. But it's hard to protest about something when you're on your own. You just get psycho obsessive fans giving you abuse. But some of us know the truth about Richey and Simon Price. Why is it only *us* who cares if they fuck/fucked people up? I'm beginning t wonder. 'Cos all you get is abuse. But thanks for making a stand. It's very rare in the manics fan scene. And fuck their management for allowing this to continue. And why do they invite him everywhere? Are they scared of what he could really tell people about the Manics?

nasti - 11/04/00 16:57:23
My Email:[email protected]
From Despair to...?: Anywhere that isn't lampeter
Tell me a story: No
Where's Richey? What have you done with him?: Under my bed
The word of the day is...: Fred

Comments:
You are still completely mad you know!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

lonesomeaesthetic - 11/02/00 20:19:16
My Email:[email protected]
From Despair to...?: My bed
Tell me a story: You tell me one!
Where's Richey? What have you done with him?: After he came to my house and said he'd run away I told him he should go back, only it was raining, and he'd left his car at some service station, so... the thing was I had no room at my place. So he is currently living with my Grandma who makes him vodka and kiwi fruit salads every night. He said he couldn't be happier!
The word of the day is...: YES!!!!!!!!!!!
And?: and what?
What?: How impolite. You should say pardon!

Comments:
Well, i love the site. Very amusing, not the regular Manics site crap which gets pretty boring after a while. Erm, I think you've probably had enough flattery written in your guest book already. So I won't say anything else nice. *thinks nice things*

lonesomeaesthetic - 11/02/00 20:18:55
My Email:[email protected]
From Despair to...?: My bed
Tell me a story: You tell me one!
Where's Richey? What have you done with him?: After he came to my house and said he'd run away I told him he should go back, only it was raining, and he'd left his car at some service station, so... the thing was I had no room at my place. So he is currently living with my Grandma who makes him vodka and kiwi fruit salads every night. He said he couldn't be happier!
The word of the day is...: YES!!!!!!!!!!!
And?: and what?
What?: How impolite. You should say pardon!

Comments:
Well, i love the site. Very amusing, not the regular Manics site crap which gets pretty boring after a while. Erm, I think you've probably had enough flattery written in your guest book already. So I won't say anythign else nice. *thinks nice things*

DestroyWork/sofalover etc. - 10/28/00 15:05:42
My Email:[email protected]
From Despair to...?: here I suppose
Tell me a story: have you heard about that bat? eats your goat and then your cat Sonn enough you will not smile When it comes you'll run a mile
Where's Richey? What have you done with him?: if he wasn't dead and i knew where he was then i wouldn't tell you :�
The word of the day is...: evil evil evil
And?: mwahahaha
What?: don't know

Comments:
Best site I've been to I think. Actually, I know. It made me laugh. Great achievement cos I feel like shit, so thanks. (No, I'm not one of those sad little slut manic fans who feels they ought to be depressed to be a true fan, I'm ill)

LadyOfTheFlowers - 10/27/00 15:47:33
My Email:[email protected]
From Despair to...?: beans
Tell me a story: about a man named mc bean
Where's Richey? What have you done with him?: noooo you know my secret!!! hes in my airing cupboard where no one will find him....ooopppss, no not really erm yeahh im lying ~richey be quiet~ he's in skegness
The word of the day is...: BEANS MAN BEANS!!
And?: We love beans
What?: eat up your beans child

Comments:
hopefully no one knows where i live so they wont come to find richey... erm yeah, top website dude etc. and always remember to eat up your beans so the hars will grow on your chest, nevermind the carrots make you see crap, its all about the beans!

The Reverend Trinity - 10/27/00 15:44:33
My URL:http://www.antireligion.cjb.net
My Email:[email protected]
From Despair to...?: my website and all out revolution
Tell me a story: where we all change, and we'd live our lives together, and not estrange".... apologie for it being a robbie williams lyric... dooooohhhhhh i'm so embarrassed but grrrr
Where's Richey? What have you done with him?: he left home cos i was slapping him about and told him to get back in the kitchen and make me some cake
The word of the day is...: Bonkyhoob .... i never really explained what it meant... probably cos it's bullshit and there is no meaning HA!
And?: minger
What?: smallschlong

Comments:
yes i like... funny site... nice to see someone's got a sense of humour....even if i don't..... revolution brother

Clooneman 2000 - 10/23/00 19:43:57
My Email:[email protected]
Tell me a story: He just started to run towards the door and within seconds he had gone
Where's Richey? What have you done with him?: Richey lives somewhere remote and out of the way. He will return to society, lauch a pop career, sell 200 million copies of his debut solo album, and not retire. He will sell 300 copies of his second lbum, and then retire, before launching a comeback. He will sell 50,000 copies of his third album. He will then sell half a billion of his 4th album, before rejoining the Manics as lead guitarist, with James Dean Bradfield as songwriter and bassist and icky Wire as vocalist. Sean Moore will retire, except to fill in for trumpet parts and pinball machine samples.
The word of the day is...: Ifwhiteamericatoldthetruthforonedayit'sworldwouldfallapart
And?: There's an apostrophe in there that shouldn't be there.
What?: You heard me.

Comments:
No, I never have anything to say. I'm very quiet-spoken, I am. "I am my own experiennnncccccccce" "I've been to honest with myself, I should have lied like everybody else"

Tallulah Bankhead - 10/18/00 19:32:07
My URL:http://www.geocities.com/crustidia/
From Despair to...?: eclaires
Tell me a story: more of a question: what kind of Manics fan wears sweatshop footgear? *winks*
Where's Richey? What have you done with him?: he's hiding in me undies
The word of the day is...: manicomio
And?: alma rebelde
What?: I couldn't help watching it..help me..forgive me..

Comments:
This is actually even funnier than the Tony Blair site...where to start? the james dildo, so appropriate..every 15 year old girl's friend, Simon Price; totally funny in it's true sickness..be careful, he may attack you with his purse at the next Manics sh w, whenever the hell that'll be..I love the obsessive fan list & the replacement bands list.. umm..I loved it all..marry me!

utlanning - 10/14/00 16:08:32
From Despair to...?: Blair
Tell me a story: ... and then they lived happily ever after
Where's Richey? What have you done with him?: it's a secret
The word of the day is...: flesta
And?: slips
What?: exactly!

Comments:
I can hardly remember when I last laughed this much, well done!

twiggy - 10/12/00 19:34:25
My Email:[email protected]
From Despair to...?: ohh, a small potting shed in nicky wire's back garden
Tell me a story: there was this band and one of em jumoed off a bridge. yeh, theyre crap. (hum, i wonder how many times this has come before me...?)
Where's Richey? What have you done with him?: he's in the potting shed.
The word of the day is...: monkey
And?: bo...SELECTA
What?: you heard.

Comments:
i think you are a comedy genius who has just put all my thoughts about the average manics fan into words! thankyou for being so brave! and watch out - you'll have razorblades flying past your ears very soon...or just some intense quotes in your inbox. one thing i don't agree with though was the reference to Rachel Stamp as 'tedious indie dullards'. i mean, what?? do you *have* ears??? if rachel stamp even resemble indie then i'm a... a...manics fan! oh.

Annie - 10/12/00 02:27:11
My Email:[email protected]
From Despair to...?: Scranton, PA, USA (Gah!)
Tell me a story: Erm, maybe later.
Where's Richey? What have you done with him?: On a fishing boat in Alaska, with a full beard, long johns, and 2 tons of trout.
The word of the day is...: Pikachu
And?: Well . . .
What?: . . nah, nevermind.

Comments:
James? Orgasm? In the same sentence? Stop reading my mind! Anyhow, fantastic site.

Powder Room Plan - 10/11/00 18:52:24
My URL:http://www.styloroc.cjb.net
My Email:[email protected]
From Despair to...?: Cher
Tell me a story: why, what have you ever done?
Where's Richey? What have you done with him?: he ate the wrong side of the mushroom and shrunk out of trace
The word of the day is...: gubbins
And?: bobbins
What?: you startin'?

Comments:
This is all far too amusing and clever for the likes of me, my brother's my Dad.

~*~Lil Miss Wire~*~ - 10/11/00 17:30:07
My Email:[email protected]
From Despair to...?: ~*~Chatteris..~*~
Tell me a story: ~*~Once upon a time there lived...~*~
Where's Richey? What have you done with him?: I think I saw him in the local Octopus a few months ago..but now I think he's hiding under my bed..
The word of the day is...: Electron
And?: Mr
What?: ~*~Mr Electron - umm~*~

Comments:
What a great site! I haven't laughed so much since one of my friends told me they liked Gomez.. and believe me - that was funny.. I'm trying to build a website but er.. it's not gut past my computer yet.. I'm still trying figure out how the scanner works roperly.. it may be some time. Keep up the good work and rather fantastic sense of humour.. Stay Beautiful - even you mingers out there.. Love and er.. my love for Feather Boa Boy, Lil Miss Wire ~*~xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx~*~

Bangle_Princess - 10/05/00 10:36:02
My Email:[email protected]
From Despair to...?: Manchester! argh!
Tell me a story: where do i begin?
Where's Richey? What have you done with him?: he's sleeping in my bed with Nicky Wire!
The word of the day is...: fudge!
And?: small black flowers that grow in the sky.
What?: i dunno...

Comments:
this website is rather funny. you need more piccy's though. love the bit about the being an obsessed fan! it made me laugh so much; everyone in my IT lesson came over to my computer! thank you! keep up the good work! love Gina

welshwire - 09/25/00 20:26:42
My Email:[email protected]
From Despair to...?: spillers
Where's Richey? What have you done with him?: richeys on the south coast of england, by a beach somewhere probably with his dogs,and a new name.
The word of the day is...: numb

Comments:
i loved the site especially the bits about pricey!

deviant - 09/23/00 21:43:51
My Email:[email protected]
From Despair to...?: newcastle upon tyne (not much difference, really)
Tell me a story: billy was a chemist, but billy is no more. for what he thought was H2O, was H2SO4
Where's Richey? What have you done with him?: he is currently residing in my fishtank, calling himself dave
The word of the day is...: spatula
And?: wooga
What?: i don't know, you tell me

Comments:
hello. i like this site, it's funny, and not up its own arse like some i could mention.....

Elin - 09/23/00 06:43:24
My Email:[email protected]
From Despair to...?: cheese sanwhiches at Magor services
Tell me a story: One little Richey went to market...
Where's Richey? What have you done with him?: he's under my bed
The word of the day is...: aerse-mangler
And?: superannuation
What?: wtf?!

Comments:
Nice site Phil And remember, those razor blades are mine, lol See you soon, El xx

skipping beaver - 09/14/00 10:50:44
My URL:http://www.angelfire.com/stars/mypurplepants/
My Email:[email protected]
From Despair to...?: a little known place called Shirley
Tell me a story: once there was a beaver called Barney, he met his real life hero Barney Sumner, they formed a band called Joy Order
Where's Richey? What have you done with him?: i turned him into a purple giraffe
The word of the day is...: sprightly
And?: king adora
What?: are shite

Comments:
nowt interesting

Gendo-sama - 09/13/00 22:48:37
My URL:http://www.crosswinds.net/~tgleffect
My Email:you can't be THAT bored that you would e-mail me.
From Despair to...?: Cambridge. La
Tell me a story: I went to Cardiff once. It rained.
Where's Richey? What have you done with him?: He's in my pocket. Oh wait! Where's he gone now... (must've dropped him)
The word of the day is...: fwibble
And?: I don't like Patrick Jones. His poetry is crap :P
What?: There must be someone else who hates Patrick Jones!

Comments:
Nice site ^_^ like the Manics fan quiz!

The Ancient One - 09/04/00 12:19:49
My URL:http://www.bardic.on.ca/ancient
My Email:[email protected]
From Despair to...?: denial
Tell me a story: I THOUGHT I WAS BUT I'M NOT WHAT I WAS OR WHAT I THOUGHT
Where's Richey? What have you done with him?: in a box under my bed
The word of the day is...: fleckem
And?: http://my.treeway.com/roxycat
What?: you heard me

Comments:
GREETINGS FROM THE ANCIENT ONE . MY COMPLIMENTS ON YOUR SITE . I AM A PSYCHIC/METAPHYSICAL PRACTITIONER IN CANADA . I FOUND YOUR SITE INFORMATIVE AND ENTERTAINING . THANK YOU .

NeverWantAgain / Lost_Cat_1984 - 08/17/00 19:32:04
My URL:http://www.geocities.com/beautifulemptydying
My Email:[email protected]
From Despair to...?: Hook, Hants
Tell me a story: Once upon a time there lived four welsh boys who decided to form a band... I won't go on
Where's Richey? What have you done with him?: I ate him. And dammit he tasted good.
The word of the day is...: Tractor
And?: Efil
What?: You're confusing me now.

Comments:
Very cool website - most sites have all the same crap on them but this one is different :) tre cool.

Trendy - 08/16/00 15:01:03
My Email:is it cos I is blak?

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bobbins - 08/15/00 19:09:15
My URL:http://www.lifedeathandeverything.cjb.net
My Email:[email protected]
From Despair to...?: stevenage
Tell me a story: you can find the story of the mullet street preachers at the above page, under "articles"
Where's Richey? What have you done with him?: probably floated downstream to the bristol channel by now
The word of the day is...: richey
And?: is
What?: dead

Comments:
get over it. nice page by the way

Motown punk - 08/15/00 17:04:16
My Email:[email protected]
From Despair to...?: my bedroom
Tell me a story: why? why should I tell YOU any stories?
Where's Richey? What have you done with him?: have you checked your pockets?
The word of the day is...: in the dictionary
And?: hush, monkey boy
What?: Ugh, not you again, OUT this is a classroom, not a playground!

Comments:
wow, I didn't think it'd be THAT funny

wire - 08/13/00 14:22:44
My URL:http://www.geocities.com/motown_23
My Email:[email protected]
From Despair to...?: where
Tell me a story: no
The word of the day is...: gf
And?: as
What?: this

Comments:
shut up

SpungeFish - 08/13/00 12:45:04
My Email:[email protected]
From Despair to...?: Lampeter
Tell me a story: the've finally put scaffolding on Old Building...
Where's Richey? What have you done with him?: He's in the cupboard under the stairs
The word of the day is...: Whelk
And?: sponge
What?: fish

Comments:
Hello Phil. The guestbook could be seen as the lazy person's e-mail, but... we're back in Lampeter, it's pouring with rain. E-mail me! Spungey

SuicideBaby - 08/10/00 13:25:54
My Email:[email protected]
From Despair to...?: Hailsham
Tell me a story: Why bother with housewarmings when funerals will suffice? Yep, it's grim down South.
Where's Richey? What have you done with him?: He resides under my bed
The word of the day is...: cascade
And?: What, you want more?! So demanding, whinge whinge, moan moan etc
What?: PANTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (sorry, just HAD 2 say that)

Comments:
What can I say that hasn't been sed on the message baord? Yr site is the funniest, coolest one I've seen in ages. Would ya like to write stuff 4 my zine? Oh, and WHY don't the Valley Boy website do thoses kick-ass MSP vest tops anymore? Grr!!!!!!!!!!!!
fake plastik cheese - 08/10/00 12:24:20
My URL:http://www.chickpages.com/zinescene/evil.angelica/index.html
My Email:[email protected]
From Despair to...?: badger
Tell me a story: i once found a spoon.
Where's Richey? What have you done with him?: i sold him to buy more mature cheddar.
The word of the day is...: inflatable
And?: dave
What?: no!!!!

Comments:
i am badger boy, pondering reality i am badger boy WHO WILL BUY MY RASPBERRIES?????? great site btw.... when i finally upload my "just like richey kit" you can link to it and stuff. stay cliched....

Buntycollocks - 08/09/00 23:10:06
My URL:http://uk.clubs.yahoo.com/clubs/seanmooresellsacidformi5
From Despair to...?: Merthyr
Tell me a story: Once upon a time there was a boy named Richey... sadly, I don't know how it ends...
Where's Richey? What have you done with him?: He's being digested slowly and painfully in the stomachs of James and Sean
The word of the day is...: Shallowality
And?: Intensuosity
What?: You have a brain the size of a... CABBAGE! And all the intense intensity of a TOILET!

Comments:
What do you get if you cross Sean Connery with Roger Moore? This is definite proof that secretive Sean is a spy, he has a deep dark secret, I'm telling you. Perhaps his thighs are so big because he hides espionage equipment up his Tommy Hilfiger trousers. .he's the Welsh equivelant of Ali G...

feather boa - 08/08/00 22:25:26
My Email:[email protected]
From Despair to...?: charlton
Tell me a story: once apon a time there was a little girl named tara....
Where's Richey? What have you done with him?: i ate him, sorry, i was hungry after all that anorexia
The word of the day is...: verbose
And?: masturbation
What?: you heard me, masturbation

Comments:
yes, very nice *s* i want a my little richey doll. but apparently i'm not a manics fan *s* 'cos the only one on there that i ticked was dreaming about finding richey, but he turned into elvis a the end, so does that count?

TheEternal - 08/08/00 14:08:25
My URL:http://www.animalporn.com [no it ain't a real site. sorry]
My Email:[email protected]
From Despair to...?: Darlington
Tell me a story: once upon a time, a woman was abducted by aliens, Nine months later she gave birth to a virtual walking abortion. This monstrosity is now known as SIMON PRICE.
Where's Richey? What have you done with him?: I ate him.Too good to resist.
The word of the day is...: nyatoonferramoon....like
And?: brahmer
What?: mint

Comments:
It was like, proper brahmer, but like, the MSP, like wasn't Design for Life their first album like? Yer mong. and that Nicky, what a pouf like, Swear down, mingin'. That's enough of the latent trendie in me. Philip, make way for the emotional fan mail, you know it's headed your way. Take cover behind your original french copies of Camus, one day it may sink in! byeeeeee

Random Thoughts fan... - 08/07/00 17:42:20
From Despair to...?: this site!

Comments:
"You once tried to firebomb a Robbie Williams gig" "You continually deride the obsessive nature of Manics fans, while regularly displaying those same obsessive qualities yourself" You know those people at iconoclastic glitter?

JAMES'SBABYLOVE/MINX/MUPPET - 08/03/00 20:39:07
My Email:[email protected]
From Despair to...?: Deeper despair I have discovered
Tell me a story: I have James's slush puppy cup from 17/9/98 and I got into the aftershow party of manic millenium
Where's Richey? What have you done with him?: He in my bed permantly I wont let him out further than the bathroom
The word of the day is...: Monkey
And?: Bubs
What?: What what?

Comments:
Very funny site Love anyone who can take this piss out of themselves and manics fans as a whole. See ppl just dont realise we take the piss out of ourselves and the manics more then they do.

Nat Bradfield - 08/02/00 18:04:47
My URL:http://blackholesfortheyoung.20m.com
My Email:[email protected]
From Despair to...?: James' boxers
Tell me a story: Once upon a time...
Where's Richey? What have you done with him?: keeping him in my wardrobe
The word of the day is...: JAMES
And?: i love him!!
What?: i'm obsessed

Comments:
interesting site...

Ida...dadada - 08/01/00 21:50:55
My URL:http://home.swipnet.se/~w-26864/home.htm
My Email:[email protected]
From Despair to...?: somwhere else.................... HELL
Tell me a story: I've got some pics on my walls which not there anymore. It's to white, I don't feel so good. Panic. Not that I'm not overplaying. I like to be dramatic: I died yesterday... Haha. No one noticed..... Hmmm. Mm. End of story.
Where's Richey? What have you done with him?: I've put him up on my wall with needles, sticked him to my handbag with tape, looked him in under a piece of plastic not far away from my little economy. He's fine. He's dead.
The word of the day is...: Puke!!!
And?: move
What?: .. I'm going to move

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Ehr........ nice. The thing with if you're a to obsessed fan was best. In my opinion. I've dreamt about finding Richey about 3 times. Once he was sleeping in my house under a table, but I couldn't talk to him cause I was a vacuum cleaner. Another time he got into the same bus as me and took the place beside me. And he was BLONDE and got LUE eyes, but I recognised him anyway... even thought he didn't look like himself at all. I just knew it was him. I knew it was him before he got into my sight, cause I knew "now I'm dreaming a dream about Richey".

Babydoll - 08/01/00 10:01:15
My Email:[email protected]
From Despair to...?: Lincolnshire
Tell me a story: make me!
Where's Richey? What have you done with him?: He lives under my bed and I feed him red cherry yoghurt to keep him alive...
The word of the day is...: Decadent (come on it has to be that or intense slut or something)

Comments:
After listening to rambling intensely intense shit on here for years now, I am actually amazed that I have found a site which uses humour...I applaud you for this...keep it upxxx

marre - 07/30/00 16:09:14
My Email:[email protected]
From Despair to...?: how the fuck should i know
Tell me a story: no...
Where's Richey? What have you done with him?: he lives in my closet
The word of the day is...: fuck
And?: och?
What?: vad?

Comments:
this is the best page i�ve ever seen! never laughed so much in my miserable life. coming to sweden soon?mail me

Min again - 07/30/00 15:14:29
My URL:http://www.seanmoorezine.homestead.com
From Despair to...?: here
Tell me a story: I was writing one at ig but... I stopped
Where's Richey? What have you done with him?: ok it was me (I lied before)
The word of the day is...: sean and rhian
And?: true love
What?: always

Comments:
...You bought Andreas Johnson's 'Glorious' just because the opening riff sounds like a Manics song. No but I thought the drums did.

Jeff - 07/30/00 13:10:36
My Email:[email protected]
From Despair to...?: my horse
Tell me a story: I have a signed Manics photo....
Where's Richey? What have you done with him?: He's currently staring in the Bill
The word of the day is...: Nugit (pronounced Noo-Jit) meaning Thingumyjig
And?: I am not God
What?: I am Not God

Comments:
Manics Rule All. Motown Junk Is The Best. Way-Hey

Technicolor Pixie - 07/30/00 06:12:28
My Email:[email protected]
From Despair to...?: the drag queen's pocket
Tell me a story: Okay. So. Once upon a time...there was a magical wand, and every ten years or so a little boy would find it, make a wish and then run away. The wand would track them down and draw on their faces with permanent marker, because the w nd didn't like to be used. Then one day aboy named Brett came and gave it a present of petroleum jelly, without even asking for a wish! The wand and Brett were best friends. Forever. THE END.
Where's Richey? What have you done with him?: Shagged him. A lot. He doesn't want to leave now. Sorry. :)
The word of the day is...: Petroleum
And?: Lush
What?: Nonchalant

Comments:
simon price is bitter cos they didn't hire him to replace richey. take the piss outta him, not Patrick! and uh, the James dildo thing? Yeah. I liked that. A lot. Keep that.

Technicolor Pixie - 07/30/00 05:59:18
My Email:[email protected]
From Despair to...?: the drag queen

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Starlover - 07/30/00 05:56:47
My URL:http://come.to/nodirection
My Email:[email protected]
From Despair to...?: the loo.
Tell me a story: once upon a time there was a princess named Nicky and he met a prince name Richey and they lived happily ever after.
Where's Richey? What have you done with him?: he made me promise not to tell.
The word of the day is...: scheisse
And?: allegedly.
What?: I saiiiid, I'm a lonely planet boy

Comments:
grand, grand! I love it! I can't beleive i've got some of the things on the Manics fan list.

- 07/29/00 21:37:23
My URL:http://www.manicfesto.co.uk
My Email:[email protected]
From Despair to...?: here
Tell me a story: ...and then i went to bed
Where's Richey? What have you done with him?: i was hungry. it happens.
The word of the day is...: condescending
And?: eejit
What?: exactly.

Comments:
cool site =) ....different ....which is..... good ....yeh .....unique.... someone email me ....cos i'm lone-ly..... maybe....

the wonderful bob - 07/29/00 21:23:15
From Despair to...?: bed
Tell me a story: once upon a time i hid beneath my worthless cornflake of alienation
Where's Richey? What have you done with him?: Richey? Who's he? Ahhh...the fat guitarist, you mean? Currently, he's down my local pubm The City Arms, with Simon Price
The word of the day is...: tickity boo
And?: i'm tired
What?: yes

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snoggable jesus - 07/29/00 13:53:50
My URL:http://www.spunk.org
My Email:[email protected]
From Despair to...?: Delaware
Where's Richey? What have you done with him?: I didn't do anything! In fact,, I was the one who told him that Amish Country was a bad choice!! but like he ever listens, does he?
The word of the day is...: Protista!
And?: Carrion
What?: um.. splurt

Comments:
Il y a un �cureuil rabique dans le pantalon de Jean-Paul Sartre!

Min - 07/28/00 17:56:31
My URL:http://www.seanmoorezine.homestead.com
From Despair to...?: I saw the full video for the 1st time last night.
Tell me a story: Go read one on my site.
Where's Richey? What have you done with him?: I didn't push him...
The word of the day is...: I've never been to a
And?: Manics site like
What?: this before

Comments:
I've never laughed so much!! I enjoyed it. I did make a rather nasty quiz that fails you unless you're a Sean fan though... you can't see it at the moment (28 July - homestead is doing maintenance) try soon...

Hoopy McHula - 07/28/00 15:39:49
My URL:http://www.gaydad.net/
My Email:[email protected]
From Despair to...?: County Kildare?
Tell me a story: My arse was itching, so I scratched it
Where's Richey? What have you done with him?: Richey's working for Gillette now - I ensured he's not working in the razor department
The word of the day is...: Sanyo
And?: Heel
What?: Blackcurrant

Comments:
Zara! This, and your other sites I've seen are seriously entertaining! Make some more or make 'em longer! I just can't get enough!

Gasoline Girl - 07/27/00 12:52:10
My Email:[email protected]
From Despair to...?: Berlin/Germany
Where's Richey? What have you done with him?: He is living beneath my bed
The word of the day is...: Clown

Comments:
No comments.

wirestar - 07/25/00 01:53:06
My Email:[email protected]
From Despair to...?: my hair...
Tell me a story: I once stood on Sean due to unforeseen height problems - and I'm 5'0''
Where's Richey? What have you done with him?: ok, ok, so he's locked in my attic - I'll give him back soon though...
The word of the day is...: PERSONIFICATION
And?: I got that off Dawson's Creek
What?: I don't know

Comments:
i like this... just shut up about Patrick, you bugger!! He's done nothing wrong to you!! This is cool though... you HAVE to put something in about the Cult's!! Love, Me. xxxxx.

judith - 07/23/00 21:57:23
My URL:http://www.geocities.com/broken_down_soul
My Email:[email protected]
From Despair to...?: the drinks cabinet
Tell me a story: well, it involves trent reznor, james dean bradfield and concussion....hee hee.
Where's Richey? What have you done with him?: i gave him a hug and let him go :)
The word of the day is...: threesome
And?: tease?
What?: smiling weakly

Comments:
i was expecting painfully unfunny. i did laugh. literary thing very funny. fat james jokes ??? sorry babe, funny under no circumstances!!!

annie - 07/23/00 21:41:08
My URL:http://uk.clubs.yahoo.com/clubs/messedupandead
My Email:[email protected]
From Despair to...?: dek265
Tell me a story: that someone told me yesterday said he heard it in a taxi...
Where's Richey? What have you done with him?: he's in my wardrobe with brian malko having honey licked off him..
The word of the day is...: slurp !
And?: "i got so high i scratched myself till i bled" --> kurt cobain
What?: how should i know!

Comments:
what a lovely little site this is , ill put a link in the links section of my club for all to see!!!!

ilovehoovering - 07/23/00 17:24:57
My Email:[email protected]
From Despair to...?: bed
Tell me a story: too shy
Where's Richey? What have you done with him?: He's lying on my bed reading me poetry and smiling :-)
The word of the day is...: nothingness
And?: Beat me if you can, survive if I let you.
What?: exactly!

Comments:
As promised...made me smile...slightly :-) *****Stay Beautiful*****

davey/dek265 - 07/23/00 17:07:04
My Email:[email protected]
From Despair to...?: cork city ireland/nowhere
Tell me a story: dunno any stories
Where's Richey? What have you done with him?: using him for lyrics
The word of the day is...: aarrrrggghhhhhhh
And?: nothing
What?: ever

Comments:
this site isnt looking half bad you must visit mine if i ever get it going

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