Stupid, funny, interesting things said by my friends (or, peers, to be more exact) and myself.

Toku: Abaza??

Renren: You go over NYAH and I'll go over NYAH!

Renren: Nice to meet you. *extends hand out to Miki*
Renren & Miki: NYU!!!

Jerell: Don't forget to tell Elin what I told you, okay?
Me: Yeah, yeah, okay...
*a minute later*
Me: Oh shoot...I forgot what I was supposed to tell Elin...

Me: ...And so then we were running...
Taki: DID YOU SAY PENIS???
Me: ...No, Taki...I said running.

Elin: I'M GOING TO KICK YOU!

Karen L.: I hate homework, I want to kick it!

Lily F. & Renren: WE LOVE CLAY!!!

Lily L.: I'm eeeeeeevil...

Me: ;_; I had another fight with Sai.
Mitsu: YESSSSSSSHHHHHHHH ANOTHER FIGHT!

Nicki: Rily! (Lily)
Lily F.: Hi Nicki!
Nicki: This...a...Sunderbird! (Thunderbird)
Lily F.: ...A wha?
Nicki: SUNDERBIRD! Vrooooooooooom!
Lily F.: Oh...a car! Vroom!
Me: Lily, he said Thunderbird...
Lily F.: ...OHH...

Jerll: I'm bored Robbinnnnnnnnnn...
Me: Okay...
Jerell: Help me become unboreeeeeed...

Crashy-chan: Let me break it down. You talking to guy friend equals flirting to boyfriend.

Me: *waves*
Locke: Hi...is a fly bothering you?

Me: I have to ask you something!
Locke: Yes?
Me: I just have to remember!

Some person I used to know in a forum but forgot his name: [talking about mochis] I'd know what they were, if I knew what they were...

Me: Starbucks...I wish I could go there once...
Locke: *points into the sunset* Maybe you'll get there...
Me: ...That was very...Pokemon...

Ezzy: Hey! I got mail! It's from eBay!

Ezzy: THAT DOESN'T MATTER TO ANYONE WHO STARTED FILMMAKING AT 4
Me: You wish...
Ezzy: NO YOU WISH
Me: Your movies don't even make sense now...that's a shame for someone who started at 4...

Ezzy: *talking about me after what happened above...ehh there was more to it but hell* If she were a guy I would sooooo kick her ass...

Theo: He [ Ezzy] gave up because he said he was getting his ass kicked verbally... [by me of course ^__^]

Renren: I talked to a complete stranger yesterday...and I took a picture of him and he smiled too! [about the Banky guy]

Taki: [on Issei's old old old website] OH MY GOD BECKY LOOK AT THAT PICTURE!

Miki: SPIRAL IS SHORT!

Sam P.: ... *stares at the AOL screen*
Me: What...WHAT??
Sam P.: "Learn how to give pets CPR..."
Me: ...

Me: Hi Bancroft! Can you help me with *so-and-so*!?!
Banky: ...Okay this is Robbin for sure

Joanne: Hi dorko
Me: Hi Ms. Too Much Candy Person
Joanne: Hi office girl
Me: Hi library aide
Joanne: Hi good drawer person
Me: Hi quiet in class person
Joanne: Hi Lily dork's friend
Me: Hi Karen T. dork's enemy friend person...thing
Joanne: Hi Tommy's office partner girl
Me: Hi Karen T.'s library person girl
*and the list goes on and on and on*

Professor: She's going to beat the Cyrus out of me on Monday... [about Leah and the trials] Miki: I hope you get turned into a fish, then be given to a 10 year old who shakes the bag until the fishy dies!

Me: Hey Theo, tell Ezzy he's UNSEXY now!
Theo: Oh, sure...
*later on this happens* *next day*
Theo: Oh God...hey Robbin...I told Erick...
Me: AND AND AND AND AND!!
Theo: He said... "Oh my GOD that's so GROSS!"
Me: ... *stifles laughter*

Toku: TAVOCHAN'S LEG IS MINE!!!
Nezuchan: But...but...BUT THAT'S MY LEG...!!
Toku: MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE!

Kaitlin (in my French class): Oh, my GOD, polar bears DON'T EXIST!!!!
Nezuchan: ...

Okay the next one isn't really from a friend, more of someone I dislike. Very much, in fact.

Marlene: Is there a math class after geometry?

Okay! Back to the friends and the kickass people!

Nezuchan: JEEZ...I get poked by Yuuki, my fat pinched my Toku, poked my Karen, and...and...and there's that girl who always just sits on the floor!!

Jessica: *opens up a book entitled 'The Book of Lights'* LEE HOM!

Leah: [on the mock trial...to Professor...or was it the other way around?] You'd better buy yourself an elevator, BECAUSE YOU'RE GOIN' DOWN!

Jayne: [while looking at my buddy icon picture of me] Damn, are you sure that's you?? You can't be THAT sexy...!!!

Ren: *on David* OMG OMG OMG OMG HE'S RIGHT THERE AND I CAN'T DO IT!!! AHHH!
Toku: And he's eating a LOLLIPOP too!!!
Ren: X.X!

Toku: Why do people keep reading my buttons?!
Me: Well...what else would people do? Stare at them as if there were no words on them?
Toku: BUT THEY KEEP READING THEM!!!

Lily (talking with Nezu): Oh, yeah, well pssh I'm hella taller than you!
Nezu: How tall are you?
Lily: I'M 6'1"!
Me: Right, Lily...you're just twelve inches shorter than that...
Lily: NOT THAT MUCH...just ten inches Yuuki jeez! XD

Ren (about the foosball table): WHOO! Go team David!! Team Daviiiiiiiiiid's...SEXY! *smacks the ball and it makes a goal* ...DAMN STRAIGHT HE IS!
Miki: ...Holy shit it worked...

Tavo: You're short.

Ren (about my cousin): Yay! You're short! Now we [Miki, me, Ren, cousin] can be short together!
Aston: I'm taller than all of you and I'm only eleven!
Ren: ...You suck!

Me: Aston es muy loco! *looks at Nicki* Nicki es muy loco!
Nicki: NO...Aston is!
Me: ...Oh yeah...

Ren: I wanna see Bryan hyper...that'd be so cool...
Me: ...I don't know if I can see that...
Ren: Yeah it's hard to imagine isn't it?

Kuya: You know what? You look like Vaness. Doesn't your sister look like Vaness?
Aston: No, actually she looks more like this girl over here.
Me: DAMMIT!! THEY'RE ALL GUYS!! SHUT UP!!
Aston: ...REALLY?!?

Zin: OH MY GOD! You see that poster behind him!? THAT'S A TWINS POSTER!!
Me: How can you tell?!
Zin: I CAN SEE PART OF GILLIAN'S HEAD!

Kuru: HOWSY!
*moments*
Kuru: Uh...that COULD have been howdy...but it eveolved. [evolved, yes?]

Me: I asked him if he was an internet stalker!
Ren: WHAT??? DUDE!!!
Me: What? WHAT??
Ren: You don't go up to people and ask, "Are you an internet stalker?" YOU JUST DON'T!!!

Bryan: Ouchiwawa!

*Michael and Daniel go all the way on that flexibility test where you put your feet on the box and just...stretch*
Rheea: *stares in awe* Damn ASIANS!
Kristie: ...Rheea...you're Filipino! YOU'RE Asian!!!
Rheea: ... *moments* ...OH YEAH! Haahahah!

End...for now.