Discoveries and Inventions

* The man discovered WEAPONS and invented HUNTING,
 the woman discovered HUNTING and invented FURS.

* The man discovered COLOURS and invented PAINT,
 the woman discovered PAINT and invented MAKEUP.

* The man discovered the WORD and invented CONVERSATION,
 the woman discovered CONVERSATION and invented GOSSIP.

* The man discovered GAMBLING and invented CARDS,
 the woman discovered CARDS and invented WITCHERY.

* The man discovered AGRICULTURE and invented FOOD,
 the woman discovered FOOD and invented DIET.

* The man discovered FRIENDSHIP and invented LOVE,
 the woman discovered LOVE and invented MARRIAGE.

* The man discovered WOMEN and invented SEX,
 the woman discovered SEX and invented HEADACHES.

* The man discovered TRADING and invented MONEY,
 the woman discovered MONEY and that's when it all fucked up.

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