Who Wants to Be a Millionaire

"Who Wants to Be a Millionaire" game in progress. The game host hates
 the player and is trying to bury him with the toughest questions. No
 matter how hard he tries, the guy answers all of them without using
 any of the life lines.

Game host: "If you answer this final question, the million is yours.
            But please don't get mad at the question. You know
            questions are picked randomly by the computer. Ready?"

Player: "Yes, I am."

Game host: "How deep is your wife's vagina?"

The player is taking a long time to answer the question, scratches his
 head, and finally says: "I'd like to call a friend."

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