James Bond

BOND.....JAMES BOND

A rather confident 007 walks into a bar and takes a seat next to
 a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance,
 then casually looks at his watch for a moment.

The woman notices this and asks,  "Is your date running late?"

"No," he replies, "I am here alone. Q has just given me this
state-of-the-art watch and I was just testing it."

The intrigued woman says,
"A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about it?"

"It uses alpha waves to telepathically talk to me," he explains.

"What is it telling you now?"

"Well, it says you're not wearing any panties ..."

The woman giggles and replies,
"Well, it must be broken because I am wearing panties!"

007 tuts, taps his watch and says, "Damn thing must be an hour fast."

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