Breast

Mildred was a 93 year old woman who was particularly despondent
over the recent death of her husband, Earl.
She decided that she would just kill herself and join him in death.
Thinking that it would be best to get it over with quickly,
she took out Earl's old Army pistol and made the decision to
shoot herself in the heart, since it was so badly broken
in the first place.
Not wanting to miss the vital organ and become a vegetable
and burden someone, she called her doctor's office to inquire
as to just exactly where the heart would be on a woman.
The doctor said, "Your heart would be just below your left breast."
Later that night, Mildred was admitted to the hospital with a gunshot
wound to her knee.

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