Ringer

The Ringer

An old lady was lonely so she decided to run an ad in the 
local paper:

"RICH WIDOW LOOKING FOR MAN TO SHARE LIFE AND FORTUNE WITH
THE FOLLOWING QUALIFICATIONS: 
1. WON'T BEAT ME UP 
2. WON'T RUN AWAY
3. HAS TO BE GREAT IN BED"

For several months, her phone rang off the hook, her doorbell 
was ringing constantly, she received tons of mail, etc., all 
to no avail. None of the men seemed to meet her qualifications.

Then one day the doorbell rang yet again. She opened the door 
to find a man, with no arms and no legs, lying on the welcome 
mat.

Perplexed, she asked, "Who are you and what do you want?"

"Hi," said the man "Your search is over, for I am the man of 
your dreams. I've got no arms, so I can't beat you up and I've 
got no legs, so I can't run away."

The old woman asked, "What makes you think you're so great 
in bed?"

To which he replied, "I rang the doorbell, didn't I?"

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