> << Sightings of Wierdness
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  >  Sighting #1: I was at the airport, checking in at the gate, when the
  >  airport employee asked, "Has anyone put anything in your baggage without
  >  your knowledge?" I said, "If it was without my knowledge, how would I
  >  know?" He smiled and nodded knowingly, "That's why we ask."
  >
  >  Sighting #2: The stoplight on the corner buzzes when it is safe to cross
  >  the street. I was crossing with an intellectually challenged co-worker
  >  of mine, when she asked if I knew what the buzzer was for. I explained
  >  that it signals to blind people when the light is red. She responded,
  >  appalled, "What on earth are blind people doing driving?"
  >
  >  Sighting #3: At a good-bye lunch for an old and dear co-worker who is
  >  leaving the company due to "rightsizing," our manager spoke up and said,
  >  "This is fun. We should have lunch like this more often." Not another
  >  word was spoken. We just looked at each other like deer staring into the
  >  headlights of an approaching truck.
  >
  >  Sighting #4: I worked with an Individual who plugged his power strip
  >  back into itself and for the life of him could not understand why his
  >  system would not turn on.
  >
  >  Sighting #5: (a rare "double sighting"): A friend had a brilliant idea
  >  for saving disk space. He thought if he put all his Microsoft Word
  >  documents into a tiny font they'd take up less room. When he told me, I
  >  was with another friend. She thought it was a good idea too.
  >
  >  Sighting #6: (from Tech Support): Tech Support: "How much free space do
  >  you have on your hard drive?" Individual: "Well, my wife likes to get up
  >  there on that Internet, and she downloaded ten hours of free space. Is
  >  that enough?"
  >
  >  Sighting #7: (from Tech Support): Individual: "Now what do I do?" Tech
  >  Support: "What is the prompt on the screen?" Individual: "It's asking
  >  for 'Enter Your Last Name.'" Tech Support: "Okay, so type in your last
  >  name." Individual: "How do you spell that?"
  >
  >  Sighting # 8: When my husband and I arrived at an automobile dealership
  >  to pick up our car, we were told that the keys had been accidentally
  >  locked in it. We went to the service department and found a mechanic
  >  working feverishly to unlock the driver's side door. As I watched from
  >  the passenger's side, I instinctively tried the door handle and
  >  discovered it was open. "Hey," I announced to the technician, "It's
  >  open!" "I know," answered the young man. "I already got that side."
  >