Subject: Fwd: [Fwd: FW:]


   > In a message dated 12/23/1999 6:34:58 PM CST, dmpfrog@hotmail.com writes:
   >
   > << Two old ladies were outside their nursing home having a
   >  smoke when it
   >          > >started to rain.  One of the ladies pulled out a condom,
   >  cut off the
   >          > >end,
   >          > >put it over her cigarette, and continued smoking.
   >          > >Lady 1: 'What's that?'
   >          > >Lady 2: 'A condom.'
   >          > >
   >          > >Lady 1: 'Where'd you get it?'
   >          > >Lady 2: 'You can get them at any drugstore.'
   >          > >
   >          > >The next day, Lady 1 hobbles herself into the local
   >  drugstore and
   >          > >announces  to the pharmacist that she wants a package of
   >  condoms. The
   >          > >guy
   >          > >looks at her kind of strangely (she is, after all, in her
   >  80s), but
   >          > >politely asks what brand she prefers.
   >          > >
   >          > >'Doesn't matter,' she replies, 'as long as it fits a
   >  Camel.'
   >          > >The druggist fainted.
   >          > >
   >   >>
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   >