Subject: The Parrot


  > A farmer and his wife are given the gift of a parrot from a relative. The
  > Parrot, a male, sneaks out and screws the next door neighbors turkeys and
  > rushes back home, but not before being caught in the act. The neighbors
  knock
  > on the door and explain what the Parrot was up to. The owners reprimand
  the
  > parrot and tell him if he doesn't stop it, they will have to shave his
  head.
  >
  > That night the Parrot, overcome with desire, sneaks out again and screws
  his
  > neighbor's turkeys again. The next morning the owner ties the bird down
  and
  > proceeds to shave his head.
  >
  > The next day at the farmer's daughters wedding, to please the relative,
  who
  > had given them the talking parrot, they sit the parrot on the piano and
  tell
  > him that he should greet all the guests and direct them to their seats in
  the
  > church.
  >
  > The parrot is doing fine. "Groom's guests to the left and Bride's guests
  to
  > the right."...says the parrot.  Until finally two bald men arrive and then
  he
  > announces, "And you two Turkey fuckers up on the piano with me!!!"
  >