>
  >       _
  >      ( \                            Please take time out of
  >       \ \                           your busy lives to check
  >       / /                 /\        your toilet paper stockpile.
  >      / /     .-`````-.   / ^`-.     Make sure it's Y2K compliant!
  >      \ \    /         \_/  {|} `o   Word has it, if it isn't, then
  >       \ \  /   .---.   \\ _  ,--'   on Jan 1, 2000, it will roll
  >        \ \/   /     \,  \( `^^^     back to 1900, and turn back
  >         \   \/\      (\  )          into a Sears Catalog!
  >          \   ) \     ) \ \
  >           ) /__ \__  ) (\ \___
  >          (___)))__))(__))(__)))
  >
  >   -   -   -   -   -   -   -   -   -   -   -
  >
  >
  > For his wife's birthday party, a doctor
  > ordered a cake with this inscription:
  >
  >    "You are not getting older,
  >     You are just getting better."
  >
  > When asked how he wanted it arranged, he said,
  > "Just put 'You are not getting older' at the top,
  > and 'You are just getting better' at the bottom."
  >
  > It wasn't until the good doctor was ready
  > to serve the cake that he discovered it read:
  >
  >    "YOU ARE NOT GETTING OLDER AT THE TOP,
  >     YOU ARE JUST GETTING BETTER AT THE BOTTOM."