Subject: Fwd: Alabama birth control



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  > << >  REDNECK BIRTH CONTROL
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  >  >> >> After having their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was
  >  >>enough (they could not afford a larger double-wide). So, the husband
  >  >went
  >  >>to his doctor (who also treated mules) and told him that he and his
  >  >>wife/cousin didn't want to have any more children. The doctor told him
  >  >>that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the
  >  >problem.
  >  >> >>
  >  >> >> The doctor instructed him to go home, get a cherry bomb (fireworks
  >  >are
  >  >>legal in Alabama), light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up
  >  >
  >  >>to his ear and count to 10.
  >  >> >>
  >  >> >> The Alabaman said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest man,
  >  >but I
  >  >>don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is
  >  >going
  >  >>to help me.
  >  >> >>
  >  >> >> So, the couple drove to Georgia to get a second opinion. The
  >  >Georgia
  >  >>physician was just about to tell them about the procedure for a
  >  >vasectomy
  >  >>when he noticed that they were from Alabama. This doctor instead told
  >  >the
  >  >>man to go home and get a cherry bomb, light it, place it in a beer can,
  >  >
  >  >>hold it to his ear and count to 10.
  >  >> >>
  >  >> >> Figuring that both learned physicians couldn't be wrong, the man
  >  >went
  >  >>home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to
  >  >
  >  >>his ear and began to count.
  >  >> >> "1, 2, 3, 4, 5 . . . . ", at which point he paused, placed the beer
  >  >
  >  >>can between his legs and resumed counting on his other hand.
  >  >
  >  > >>
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