Subject: A Little Male Bashing


  >
  >       _
  >      ( \                            Do you know what would have
  >       \ \                           happened if the three wise men
  >       / /                 /\        had been women instead?
  >      / /     .-`````-.   / ^`-.
  >      \ \    /         \_/  {|} `o   They would have asked directions,
  >       \ \  /   .---.   \\ _  ,--'   arrived on time, helped deliver
  >        \ \/   /     \,  \( `^^^     the baby, cleaned the stable,
  >         \   \/\      (\  )          made a casserole, and brought
  >          \   ) \     ) \ \          practical gifts!
  >           ) /__ \__  ) (\ \___
  >          (___)))__))(__))(__)))
  >
  > Ask any man, and he will tell you that any woman's
  > ultimate fantasy is to have two men at once.
  >
  > While this has been verified by a recent sociological study
  > it appears that most men do not realize that in this fantasy,
  > one man is cooking and the other man is cleaning.
  >
  > Every woman needs a wife!