>  Early one morning, a mother went in to wake up her son.
  >
  >  "Wake up, son. It's time to go to school!"
  >
  >  "But why, Mom?  I don't want to go."
  >
  >  "Give me two reasons why you don't want to go."
  >
  >  "Well, the kids hate me for one, and the teachers hate me, too!"
  >
  >  "Oh, that's no reason not to go to school.  Come on now and get ready."
  >
  >  "Give me two reasons why I *should* go to school."
  >
  >  "Well, for one, you're 52 years old.
  >   And for another, you're the PRINCIPAL!"
  >                       .__________________________.