"Shoes For Industry"
  ----- Original Message -----
  From: <TexasLee1@aol.com>
  Sent: Saturday, August 14, 1999 8:40 AM
  Subject: Lawyer Joke


  > A Washington, D.C., Lawyer was opening the door of his BMW when a car came
  > along and hit it, ripping the door off it's hinges.  The police arrived
  and
  > found the lawyer hopping up and down with rage, complaining bitterly about
  > the damage to his precious car.
  >
  > "You lawyers are so materialistic, you make me sick," a police officer
  > commented, shaking his head in disgust. "You're so worried about your
  > beautiful BMW that you didn't even notice that your left arm was ripped
  off."
  >
  > "Oh, no!" said the lawyer, looking down and noticing the bloody stump
  where
  > his arm had been. "Where's my Rolex?"
  >