"Shoes For Industry" ----- Original Message ----- From: Sent: Friday, May 14, 1999 10:47 AM Subject: The Bear and the Rabbit > > > Mr. Bear and Mr. Rabbit didn't like each other very much. One day, while > > walking through the woods, and they came across a golden frog. > > They were amazed when the frog talked to them. The golden frog admitted > > that > > he didn't often meet anyone, but, when he did, he always gave them six > > wishes. He told them that they could have three wishes each. > > Mr. Bear immediately wished that all the other bears in the forest were > > females. The frog granted his wish. > > Mr. Rabbit, after thinking for a while, wished for a crash helmet. One > > appeared immediately, and he placed it on his head. > > Mr. Bear was amazed at Mr. Rabbit's wish, but carried on with his > > second wish. He wished that all the bears in the neighboring forests > > were > > females as well, and the frog granted his wish. > > Mr. Rabbit then wished for a motorcycle. It appeared before him,and he > > climbed on board and started revving the engine. Mr. Bear could not > > believe it and complained that Mr. Rabbit had wasted two wishes that > > he could have had for himself. > > Shaking his head, Mr. Bear made his final wish, that all the other bears > > in the world were females as well, leaving him as the only male bear in > > the world. The frog replied that it had been done, and they both turned > > to Mr. Rabbit for his last wish. > > Mr. Rabbit revved the engine, thought for a second, then said, "I wish > > that Mr. Bear was gay!" and rode off as fast as he could!" > > >