"Shoes For Industry"
  ----- Original Message -----
  From: Dogbyte <dogbyte@MightyCool.com>
  To: TrashLaughs <trashlaughs@MightyCool.com>
  Sent: Monday, June 28, 1999 8:06 PM
  Subject: Millionaire


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  >     \\      {|||}    /  ----    "WANTED: Hard working, experienced
  >      \\--------     /            farm woman. Household and field work;
  >      /             |             know how to cook;  MUST own tractor;
  >      |   DogByte   |             ...send photo of tractor!"
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  > Before going to Europe on business, a man drove his Rolls-Royce to a
  > downtown New York City bank and went in to ask for an immediate loan
  > of $5,000.
  >
  > The loan officer, taken aback, requested collateral and so the man
  > said, "Well then, here are the keys to my Rolls-Royce."
  >
  > The loan officer promptly had the car driven into the bank's
  > underground parking for safe keeping, and gave him $5,000.
  >
  > Two weeks later, the man walked through the bank's doors, and asked
  > to settle up his loan and get his car back. "That will be $5,000 in
  > principal, and $15.40 in interest", the loan officer said. The man
  > wrote out a check and started to walk away.
  >
  > "Wait sir", the loan officer said, "while you were gone, I found out
  > you are a millionaire. Why in the world would you need to borrow
  > $5,000?"
  >
  > The man smiled. "Where else could I park my Rolls-Royce in Manhattan
  > for two weeks and pay only $15.40?
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