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  From: <Dingotx1@aol.com>
  Sent: Friday, July 09, 1999 9:25 AM
  Subject: Autopsies


  > A professor is giving the first year medical students their first lecture
  on
  > autopsies, and decides to give them a few basics before starting.
  >
  > "You must be capable of two things to do an autopsy.  The first thing is
  that
  > you must have no sense of fear."  At this point, the lecturer sticks his
  > finger into the dead man's anus, and then licks it.
  >
  > He asks all the students to do the same thing with the corpses in front of
  > them.  After a couple of minutes' silence, they follow suit.
  >
  > "The second thing is that you must have an acute sense of observation:
  >
  > I stuck my middle finger into the corpse's anus, but I licked my index."
  >
  >