"Shoes For Industry"
  ----- Original Message -----
  From: <Dingotx1@aol.com>
  Sent: Friday, July 09, 1999 9:10 AM
  Subject: elevator smells


  > An old woman is riding the elevator in a very lavish New York City Office
  > Building.  A young and beautiful woman gets into the elevator and smelling
  > like expensive perfume turns to the old woman and says arrogantly,
  "Giorgio -
  > Beverly Hills, $100 an ounce!"
  >
  > The next young and beautiful woman gets on the elevator and also very
  > arrogantly turns to the old woman and says,"Chanel No. 5, $150 an ounce!"
  >
  > About three floors later, the old woman has reached her floor and is about
  to
  > get off the elevator.  Before she leaves, she looks both beautiful women
  in
  > the eye, she bends over, and farts......and says, "Broccoli - 49 cents a
  > pound."
  >
  >