"Shoes For Industry"
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  From: CatScratch <CatScratch@MightyCool.com>
  To: TrashLaughs <trashlaughs@MightyCool.com>
  Sent: Friday, July 30, 1999 9:17 PM
  Subject: Portrait


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  > An elderly Jewish woman decided to have her portrait painted.
  > She told the the artist, "Paint me with diamond earrings, a
  > diamond  necklace, emerald bracelets, a ruby broach, and Rolex."
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  > "But you are not wearing any of those things."
  >
  > "I know," she said. "It's in case I should die before my
  > husband.  I'm sure he will remarry right away, and I want
  > his new wife to go crazy looking for the jewelry."
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