Subject: Grandma Ain't No Spring Chicken


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  >     There was this couple who had been married for 50 years. They
  >     were sitting at the breakfast table one morning when the old
  >     gentleman said to his wife, "Just think, honey, we've been
  >     married for 50 years."
  >
  >     "Yeah," she replied, "Just think, fifty years ago we were
  >     sitting here at this breakfast table together."
  >
  >     "I know," the old man said, "We were probably sitting here
  >     naked as jaybirds fifty years ago."
  >
  >     "Well," Granny snickered, "What do you say........
  >     Should we get naked?"
  >
  >     And they stripped to the buff and sat down at the table.
  >
  >     "You know, honey," the little old lady breathlessly replied,
  >     "My nipples are as hot for you today as they were fifty
  >     years ago!"
  >
  >     "I wouldn't be surprised," replied Gramps.  "One's in your
  >     coffee and the other is in your oatmeal!!!"
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