Subject: Restroom Humor


  > Restroom wall humor
  >
  > The best way to a man's heart is to saw his breast plate open.
  > * Women's restroom, Murphy's, Champaign, IL
  >
  > Don't trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die.
  > * Men's restroom, Murphy's, Champaign, IL
  >
  > If you can piss this high, join the fire department.
  > * On the wall in the men's restroom at a height of 6 feet, O'Ryan's -
  Irish
  > Pub, Ashland, Oregon.
  >
  > If you voted for Clinton in the last election, you can't take a dump here.
  > Your asshole  is in Washington, DC
  > * Men's room Outback Steakhouse, Tacoma, Washington
  >
  > Beauty is only a light switch away.
  > * Perkins Library, Duke University, Durham, North Carolina.
  >
  > I've decided that to raise my grades I must lower my standards.
  > * Houghton Library, Harvard University, Cambridge, Massachusetts.
  >
  > If life is a waste of time, and time is a waste of life, then let's all
  get
  > wasted together and have the time of our lives.
  > * Armand's Pizza, Washington, DC
  >
  > If Bush were captain of the Titanic, he'd say we were stopping for ice.
  > * Smoky Joe's, Philadelphia, Pennsylvania.
  >
  > Remember, it's not, "How high are you?" it's "Hi, how are you?"
  > * Rest stop off Route 81, West Virginia.
  >
  > God made pot.  Man made beer.  Who do you trust?
  > * The Irish Times, Washington, DC
  >
  > Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
  > * The Bayou, Baton Rouge, Louisiana.
  >
  > No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of putting
  up
  > with her shit.
  > * Men's Room, Linda's Bar and Grill, Chapel Hill, North Carolina.
  >
  > To do is to be.     -Descartes
  > To be is to do.     -Voltaire
  > Do be do be do.     -Frank Sinatra
  > * Men's restroom, Greasewood Flats, Scottsdale, Arizona.
  >
  > At the feast of ego, everyone leaves hungry.
  > * Bentley's House of Coffee and Tea, Tucson, Arizona.
  >
  > It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.
  > * Written in the dust on the back of a bus, Wickenburg, Arizona.
  >
  > Make love, not war. - Hell, do both, get married!
  > * Women's restroom, The Filling Station, Bozeman, Montana.
  >
  > God is dead.        -Nietzsche
  > Nietzsche is dead.  -God
  > * The Tombs Restaurant, Washington, D.C.
  >
  > If voting could really change things, it would be illegal.
  > * Revolution Books, New York, New York.
  >
  > A Woman's Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or testicles, you're going to
  have
  > trouble with it.
  > * Women's restroom, Dick's Last Resort, Dallas, Texas.
  >
  > JESUS SAVES!  But wouldn't it be better if he had invested?
  > * Men's restroom, American University, Washington, DC
  >
  > If pro is opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress?
  Congress!
  > * Men's restroom, House of Representatives, Washington, DC
  >
  > Watch out for Gay Limbo Dancers
  > * Inside toilet stall door, Men's restroom, ???
  >
  > Express Lane: Five beers or less
  > * Sign over one of the urinals, Ed Debevic's, Pheonix, AZ.
  >
  > You're too good for him.
  > * Sign over mirror in Women's restroom, Ed Debevic's, BeverlyHills, CA.
  >
  > No wonder you always go home alone.
  > * Sign over mirror in Men's restroom, Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hills, CA.
  >
  > What are you looking up on the wall for?  The joke is in your hands.
  > * Men's restroom, Lynagh's, Lexington, Kentucky.
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