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>   ||          {|||}   \-----]  Q: If two lesbians and two gay guys
>    \\        {|||}    _\____      were going to the beach, who
>     \\      {|||}    /  ----      would get there first?
>      \\--------     /
>      /             |           A.  The gay guys.
>      |   DogByte   |               They already had their shit packed!
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> My father once told me of the time he was a little careless in a
> restaurant. It seems that between the appetizer and the entre he
> had occasion to go to the lavatory. Shortly after returning the
> waiter brought his main course, and while serving managed to
> surreptitiously pass my father a note, the contents of which were
> as follows:
>
> "Please, Sir, excuse this intrusion. "I noticed that a few minutes
> ago you paid a visit to the lavatory. Unfortunately, in your haste
> to  return to your food and your companions you failed to adjust
> your  clothing properly. As a result, I couldn't help noticing that
> your penis is hanging out of your flies. By now I will have gone to
> the  other side of the restaurant, where I will pick up a stack of
> plates.  In a moment I shall drop these plates, thus creating a
> distraction  and allowing you to adjust yourself unobserved.
>
> "PS: I love you."
>