> Wisdom From Children
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  >   Never trust a dog to watch your food.
  >        Patrick, Age 10
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  >   When you want something expensive, ask your grandparents.
  >        Matthew,Age12
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  >   Never talk back to a teacher whose eyes and ears are twitching.
  >        Andrew, Age 9
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  >   Wear a hat when feeding seagulls.
  >        Rocky, Age 9
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  >   Sleep in your clothes so you'll be dressed in the morning.
  >        Stephanie, Age 8
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  >   Never ask for anything that costs more than five dollars when your
  parents
  >   are doing taxes.
  >        Carrol, Age 9
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  >   Don't flush the toilet when you're dad's in the shower.
  >        Lamar, Age 10
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  >   Don't ever be too full for dessert.
  >        Kelly, Age 10
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  >   Never bug a pregnant mom.
  >        Nicholas, Age 11
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  >   When your dad is mad and asks you, "Do I look stupid?" don't answer him.
  >        Heather, Age 16
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  >   Never tell your mom her diet's not working.
  >        Michael, Age 14
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  >   Don't pick on your sister when she's holding a baseball bat.
  >        Joel,  Age12
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  >   When you get a bad grade in school, show it to your mom when she's on
  the
  >   phone.
  >        Alyesha, Age 13
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  >   Never tell your little brother that you're not going to do what your mom
  >   told you to do.
  >        Hank, Age 12
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  >   Remember you're never too old to hold your father's hand.
  >        Molly, Age 11
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  >   Listen to your brain. It has lots of information.
  >        Chelsey, Age 7
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  >   Stay away from prunes.
  >        Randy, Age 9
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  >   Never dare your little brother to paint the family car.
  >        Phillip, Age 13
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