Subject: Blind Date


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  >  \ \    /         \_/  {|} `o  A bus station is where a bus stops.
  >   \ \  /   .---.   \\ _  ,--'  A train station is where a train stops.
  >    \ \/   /     \,  \( `^^^    On my desk,... I have a work station.
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  >      (___)))__))(__))(__)))
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  >  The blind date hadn't been all that great and she was relieved the
  >  evening was finally over.  At her apartment door, he suddenly said,
  >  "Hey! You wanna see my underwear?"
  >
  >  Before she could respond, he had dropped his pants, right there in
  >  the hall, revealing that he wasn't wearing any underwear.
  >
  >  She glanced down and said, "Nice design,....
  >  does it also come in men's sizes?"
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