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>  Yesterday, scientists for Health Canada suggested
>  that men should take a look at their beer consumption,
>  considering the results of a recent analysis that
>  revealed the presence of female hormones in beer.
>  The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn
>  into women. To test the finding, 100 men were fed
>  6 pints of beer each.  It was then observed
>  that 100% of the men gained weight, talked
>  excessively without making sense, became overly
>  emotional, couldn't drive, failed to think rationally,
>  argued over nothing, and refused to apologize
>  when wrong.  No further testing is planned.
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