Subject: Sad News


  >
  >    _            -----_         My ex-girlfriend left a box
  >   //           {|||} 0]_____   of tampons at my house.
  >   ||          {|||}   \-----]
  >    \\        {|||}    _\____   I keep a couple of them with
  >     \\      {|||}    /  ----   me at all times!
  >      \\--------     /
  >      /             |           Just in case someone starts
  >      |   DogByte   |           playing classical music,...
  >      \| ----------- \          I'll jam them in my ears.
  >        |           ||
  >        ||           ||         I HATE MUSIC FROM THAT PERIOD!
  >        ==           ==
  >
  > Sad News: NOTED DOUGH BOY DIES
  >
  > Veteran Pillsbury spokesman Pop N. Fresh died Wednesday of a severe
  > yeast infection. He was 71. He was buried Friday in one of the
  > biggest funerals in years. Dozens of celebrities turned out including
  > Mrs. Butterworth, the California Raisins, Hungry Jack, Betty Crocker,
  > and the Hostess Twinkies.
  >
  > The graveside was piled high with flours, as longtime friend
  > Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy, describing Fresh as a man
  > who "never knew he was kneaded."
  >
  > Fresh rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled
  > with turnovers.  He was not considered a smart cookie, and wasted
  > much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Still, even as a crusty old
  > man, he was a roll model to millions. Fresh is survived by his second
  > wife. They had two children, and one in the oven.....
  >                       .__________________________.