Subject: Rudolph
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>   A Russian couple was walking down the street in Moscow one night,
>   when the man felt a drop hit his nose. "I think it's raining" he
>   said to his wife.>>   "No, that felt more like snow to me" she replied.
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>   "No, I'm sure it was just rain" he said.
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>   Well, as these things go, they were about to have a major argument
>   about whether it was raining or snowing.  Just then, they saw a
>   minor communist party official walking toward them.  "Let's not
>   fight about it", the man said, "Let's ask Comrade Rudolph whether
>   it's officially raining or snowing."
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>   As the official approached, the man said, "Tell us, Comrade Rudolph,
>   is it officially raining or snowing?"
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>   "It's raining, of course!" he replied, and walked on.
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>   But the woman insisted: "I know that felt like snow!"
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>   The man quietly replied: "Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear!"