Sent: Thursday, December 02, 1999 8:25 PM
Subject: The Rush Job Calendar
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>   //           {|||} 0]_____    ALWAYS GIVE 100% AT WORK:
>   ||          {|||}   \-----]
>    \\        {|||}    _\____        12%  Monday
>     \\      {|||}    /  ----        23%  Tuesday
>      \\--------     /               40%  Wednesday
>      /             |                20%  Thursday
>      |   DogByte   |                 5%  Friday
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>                          The Rush Job Calendar
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>                 _________________________________________
>                / ~  R U S H   J O B   C A L E N D A R  ~ \
>               /|_____ _____ _____ _____ _____ _____ _____|\
>               || NEG | FRI | FRI | FRI | THU | WED | TUE ||
>               ||-----'-----'-----'-----'-----'-----'-----||
>               ||  8  |  7  |  6  |  5  |  4  |  3  |  2  ||
>               ||----- ----- ----- ----- ----- ----- -----||
>               || 16  | 15  | 14  | 12  | 11  | 10  |  9  ||
>               ||----- ----- ----- ----- ----- ----- -----||
>               || 23  | 22  | 21  | 20  | 19  | 18  | 17  ||
>               ||----- ----- ----- ----- ----- ----- -----||
>               || 32  | 30  | 28  | 27  | 26  | 25  | 24  ||
>               ||----- ----- ----- ----- ----- ----- -----||
>               || 39  | 38  | 37  | 36  | 35  | 34  | 33  ||
>               \|----- ----- ----- ----- ----- ----- -----|/
>                `~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~`
>
>  1. This is a special calendar for handling rush jobs.  All rush jobs
>     are wanted yesterday.  With this calendar a job can be ordered on
>     the 7th and delivered on the 3rd.
>
>  2. Most jobs are required by Friday, so there are three Fridays in
>     every week.
>
>  3. There are eight new days added to each month to allow for
>     end-of-the-month panic jobs.
>
>  4. There is no 1st of the month - thus avoiding late delivery of the
>     previous month's last-minute panic jobs.
>
>  5. Monday morning hangovers are abolished together with the removal of
>     non-productive Saturday's and Sunday's.
>
>  6. A new day - Negotiation Day - has been introduced keeping the other
>     days free for uninterrupted panic.
>