Subject: Nude Beach


  > A mother and father took their 6 year old son to a nude beach.  As the boy
  > walked along the beach, he noticed that some of the ladies had boobs
  bigger
  > than his mother's, and asked her why.  She told her son, "The bigger they
  are
  > the dumber the person is."
  >
  >  The boy, pleased with the answer, goes to play in the ocean but returns
  to
  > tell his mother that many of the men have larger members than his dad.
  His
  > mother replied, "The bigger they are the dumber the person is."
  >
  >  Again satisfied with this answer, the boy returns to the ocean to play.
  > Shortly after, the boy returned again.  He promptly tells his mother,
  "Daddy
  > is talking to the dumbest girl on the beach and the longer he talks, the
  > dumber he gets."
  >