You just might have had too much to drink when...
- You lose arguments with inanimate objects.
- You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the earth.
- The back of your head keeps getting hit by the toilet seat.
- The parking lot seems to have moved while you were in the bar.
- You fall off the floor...
- At AA meetings you begin: ''Hello, my name is... uh?.
- I'm as jober as a sudge.
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