Funny shirts
Alright...this isn't my stuff *sniffles* I just saw these shirts in a magazine and was rather amused...they are -not- my own made up things!! Not mine!!
~I started out with nothing! I have most of it left.
~You call me a freak like it�s a bad thing.
~I�m only wearing black until they make something darker.
~I have not yet begun to procrastinate.
~I�m not bossy. I just know what you should be doing.
~If you can�t beat them. Arrange to have them beaten.
~5 out of 4 people have a problem with fractions.
~The rat race. Even if you win, you�re still a rat.
~Of course I�ll drop everything. Your dull pathetic life just fascinates me!
~I don�t know what your problem is but I bet it�s hard to pronounce.
~Every morning is the dawn of a new error
~I hear voices�and they don�t like you.
~Photographic memory: Temporarily out of film.
~I have the body of a god. Unfortunately it�s Buddha.
~Sarcasm, Just one more service I offer.
~ Don�t question authority, they don�t know either.
~Support bacteria, they�re the only culture some people have!
~(On a green/brown camoflauge shirt) Oh crap...it's snowing!