The main steps on making a slasher film:

1. Make shure plot takes place in some typical bumpkin town, where horror is not to be expected.

2. This "Evil Slasher" is:

a) A vergeful angst ridden individual with a tragic past.
b) Some bum who rose from the dead.
c) Just a typical nut case rejected from mental instituton.

3. All of the main characters are Latch-Key teens whom are super horny and super brain-free!

4. But when these Teens do "love making" or anything that they are not suppost to do, the slasher unexpectedly kills them and they all die a gory, horrable death.

5. But the Teens that do survive think of a plan to get rid of the slasher, possibly taking up some precious celloid space talking about it, and then, they either get help or take matter into own hands.

6. Finally, this slasher is "dead", but not really, since there will be many, MANY sequels and spinoffs to do yet to get the dumb audience to shut up. NOOOOOOOOO!!!