The main steps on making a run of mill Disney Movie:

1. Steal (oops, no) Find a classic story to "borrow", preferably at least 50 years old, and NOT copyrighted. Special note: If it is copyrighted, buy all rights for a very low price, and alter it to regular story formula, if needed. Becuase we sure don't kids to feel scared or cry. Oh, don't forget the mindless toilet bowl humor and goofy childish slapstick.

2. Hire some famous composers. This serves as a great gimmick for the adult
audience. The more pay the composers demand, the better! Launch marketing machine at
(no, wait) Offer "money-making" opportunity to all manufacturers: "Disney's Makin'
Another Movie!" Demand billion dollar
licensing fees. They will, of course, want to get in on the big income of producing
endless, useless toys and trinkets made by lowly sweatshop workers. Always
remember the supreme chant: "MONEY MONEY MONEY".

3. Now, for the movie itself … start the film with very
visually interesting shots. These usually take about 10 years to create, so hold on! Stock up on candy and coffee. Introduce main character within a couple of minutes, usually a human male (who looks like he belongs on the cover of Steroids Weekly, not a
family movie), but throw in a woman or an animal occasionally so anti-sexists and anti-speciests don't riot in the office lobbies again.

4. Introduce comic relief side kicks. Try to create these characters so that the main
character can use and abuse them freely. This equals the funny parts. Hire famous washed up comedian guy (whoops) person to do voices. Remember to brag about this on TV commercials and press releases.

5. Introduce an attractive character which is the opposite gender of the main character. Have him/her be as much of a Ken/Barbie doll as the main character.

6. Introduce (Dun-dun DUN!!!) the villain. Remember to give the villain comic relief side kicks, if the main character's side kicks aren't funny enough.

7. The main
character meets the
secondary attractive character of the
opposite gender. Flirt, flirt, flirt. Mush, mush, mush. Have the villain suddenly appear and interrupt before we get
threatened with a Category III or Category IIB (mature audiences and/or Adults) only rating again.

8. The big fight!!! Have male character fight with villain exclusively, while female character screams helplessly in the
corner, unable to help, for some reason or another. Side kicks can throw vegetables, or something else harmless, at their enemies to add a pinch of humor. Insert as much violence as possible.
Remember, no gore, no complaints, but keep it scary enough to give some little kids nightmares. You get the idea.

9. A BIG happy ending!! Out of sheer LUCK, the villain perishes, just BARELY in time for the male hero to survive. Side kicks appear and
celebrate. The main characters get
married. Who knows if they live
happily ever after, unless first film does financially well and a sequel is
written. End the movie with happy
cheering, a song written by the
famous composer, and 10 mile long
credits for the 75,921 MORE lowly
employees.