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Imperial Commando: Well, we've got an incredibly long issue to do today, so let's get started.

Darth Vader: Hey Imperial Commando... about that 'incredibly long issue'...

Imperial Commando: Yeah, what about it?

Darth Vader: Well, hehe, it's a funny story you see...  um...

Imperial Commando: WHAT HAPPENED!?!?!?

Darth Vader: Um, well... you know that huge party we went to after you published issue 30...

Imperial Commando: What about it...

Darth Vader: Well.... a neighbor complained about the Emperor...

The Emperor: Hewo!  Meesah Jar Jar Binks!

Darth Vader: Sure ya are...  Anyhoo, your editor says that Your no longer allowed to run this E-Zine, and that it should be taken over by someone a bit less funny...

Imperial Commando: WHY DO THEY WANT SOMEONE LESS FUNNY!?!?!?

Darth Vader: Because we've been getting complaints of readers bursting their appendixes, and stuff like that.

Imperial Commando: I'll show YOU a split appendix!!!  The show MUST go on!!!




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~~out of character talk... if you read down this far...~~

This is a short issue you say?  Certainly is...  I won't go into the gruesome details here, but I broke my right thumb pretty badly, so I can't type at all with my right hand...  Don't expect much of an issue for the next couple weeks.  I'll get my brother to do some guest writing, but until then...   TELL EVERYONE YOU KNOW ABOUT US!!!!!