CAN'T WE JUST BE FRIENDS?
There is no way I'm going to let any part of your body touch any part of mine, ever again.

I JUST NEED SOME SPACE
... without you in it.

DO I LOOK FAT IN THIS DRESS?
We haven't had a fight in a while.

NO, PIZZA'S FINE.
... you cheap slob!

I JUST DON'T WANT A BOYFRIEND NOW.
I just don't want you as a boyfriend now.

I DON'T KNOW, WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO?
I can't believe you have nothing planned.

COME HERE.
My puppy does this, too.

I LIKE YOU, BUT....
I don't like you.

OF COURSE I LOVE YOU.
... just not in that way.

YOU NEVER LISTEN
You never listen.

WE'RE MOVING TOO QUICKLY.
I'm not pursuing this relationship until I am positive I can't do any better than you.

I'LL BE READY IN A MINUTE.
I'm ready, but I'm going to make you wait because I know you will.