My Geek Code
ver. 3.12
http://www.geekcode.com
GCC/E/IT/M> d- s+:+ a32 C++$ US+++$ P+ L++ E- W++ N++ o? K? w+ O+++@-- M- V-- PS+++ PE Y+()-- PGP t++ 5 X++ R++()- tv@+ b+ DI++ D G e++()+ h---- r+++ z++++
GCC -- Geek of Communications
GE --- Geek of Engineering
GIT -- Geek of Information Technology
GM> --- Geek of Math (wanna be)
- d-
- I'm usually in jeans and a t-shirt.
- s+:+
- I'm a little taller/rounder than most.
- a
- I am 32.
- C++
- Computers are a large part of my existence. When I get up in the morning, the first thing I do is log myself in. I play games or mud on weekends, but still manage to stay off of academic probation.
- U+++
- I don't need to crack /etc/passwd because I just modified su so that it doesn't prompt me. The admin staff doesn't even know I'm here. If you don't understand what I just said, this category does NOT apply to you!
- P+
- I know of Perl. I like Perl. I just haven't learned much Perl, but it is on my agenda.
- L++
- I use Linux ALMOST exclusively on my system. I've given up trying to achieve Linux.God status, but welcome the OS as a replacement for DOS. I only boot to DOS to play games.
- E-
- Emacs is too big and bloated for my tastes.
- W++
- I have a homepage. I surf daily. My homepage is advertised in my .signature.
- N++
- I read all the news in a select handful of groups.
- o?
- I've never submitted a question.
- K?
- I do not know who Kibo is.
- w+
- I have installed my own custom sounds, wallpaper, and screen savers so my PC walks and talks like a fun house. Oh yeah, I have a hundred TrueType(tm) fonts that I've installed but never used. I never lose Solitaire.
- O+++@--
- I live, eat and breathe OS/2. All of my hard drives had HPFS., Windows has the best PC apps!
- M-
- Macs suck. All real geeks have a character prompt.
- V--
- I would rather smash my head repeatedly into a brick wall than suffer the agony of working with VMS. It's reminiscent of a dead and decaying pile of moose droppings. Unix rules the universe.
- PS+++
- Legalize drugs!
- PE
- Distrust both government and business.
- Y+()--
- I have an interest and concern in privacy issues, but in reality I am not really all that active or vocal.Get a life. The only people that need this kind of protection are people with something to hide. I think cypherpunks are just a little paranoid.
- PGP
- I've used it, but stopped long ago.
- t++
- It's the best show around. I have all the episodes and the movies on tape and can quote entire scenes verbatim. I've built a few of the model kits too. But you'll never catch me at one of those conventions. Those people are kooks.
- 5
- I've seen it, I am pretty indifferent to it.
- X++
- This is one of the better shows I've seen. I wish I'd taped everything from the start at SP, because I'm wearing out my EP tapes. I'll periodically debate online.
- R++()-
- There is no life outside the role of the die. I know all of piddly rules of (AD&D). _MY_ own warped rules scare the rest of the players. Gosh, what an utter waste of time!
- tv@+
- I watch only the shows that are actually worthwhile, such as those found on DISCOVER. I watch some tv every day.
- b+
- I enjoy reading, but don't get the time very often.
- DI++
- I work with people that act a lot like Dilbert and his boss.
- D
- I've played the game and I'm pretty indifferent.
- G
- I know what the geek code is and even did up this code.
- e++()+
- Got a Bachelors degree, Got an Associates degree.
- h----
- Married with children - Al Bundy can sympathize.
- r+++
- Found someone, dated, and am now married.
- z++++
- I have a few little rug rats to prove I've been there. Besides, with kids around, who has time for sex?