Dear Fucker: You are my fucking friend, So I fucking hope, you know that's true. No matter what the fuck happens, I will stand the fuck by you. I will fucking be there for you, Whenever the fuck you need me. To lend you a fuckin hand, To do a fuckin good deed. Just fuckin call on me, Whenever the fuck you need anything. Fuck... I will always be there, Even to the bitter fuckin end...!!!   So please, do us both a favor Fuck off !!! Dan