1001Things To Do when You're Bored Out Of Your Mind
1. -Eat oranges
2. -Poke people until they run away too far to be poked/kill you/die
3. -Draw pictures of pink bunnies and send them to everyone you know...repeatedly
4. -Draw pictures of pineapples and make the lil pictures haunt people
5. -Read stupid things like this
6. -If you're really desperate, do your homework...If you were already desperate and finished..do some extra credit....if there is none available...STUDY! *GASP*
7. -Draw a picture of a ..mechanical pencil..enlarged by 50times..on your computer...
8. -Have a staring contest with your alarm clock/watch/clock/microwave/oven/lamp o_o
9. -Go and dig through your closet/room/ w.e and look for crayons...find 50
10. -Sharpen them
11. -Take the scraps and make an "art" thingy wit em
12. -Count the scraps
13. -Glue things to the side walk with super glue..use random objects like pencils...hair curlers..nail polish bottles/water bottles/bottle caps/pen caps/wire/crayons
14. -Sit by a window and watch the people walk by and trip over your objects
15. -Glue a quarter to the floor of some public area and sit near and watch how many people try to pick it up
16. -Do the same with a dollar bill...
17. -Go shopping..grab a whole bunch of things...then when you get to the cash register check out place go "Oh I dont want this..I dont want that either...I dont want THAT for sure... etctec
18. -In case of your inability to go somewhere right now, try making a pyramid with whatever is available pencils/paper etc
19. -Play cards against your pillow
20. -Grab a bunch of ice cubes, put them in a plastic container and sit there and watch them melt
21. -If you get hungry during this process, just eat the ice cubes
22. -Or if your thirsty, uh..drink water
23. -Draw a giant shape on a peice of computer paper...fill it with dots
24. -Count the dots
25. -Connect them
26. -Start walking...with your eyes closed..in only one direction...guess when you'll knock into something
27. -5 points if you got it right
28. -If you got it wrong try again in a different direction
29. -Stare at a river, if someone asks you what your doing tell them youre communicating with nature
30. -Find peices of colorful paper.
31. -If you dont have any, Get white paper and color it
32. -Rip it to peices
33. -Run around throwing "confetti"
34. -Memorize a song in a foreign language
35. -Sing it to annoy people
36. -Or just sing the song that gets on everybody's nerves
37. -Try sleeping with your eyes open
38. -Keep trying until you accomplish this..which may take a while
39. -If your on the verge of death due to this exhaustion, sleep with your eyes CLOSED
40. -Throw pineapples everywhere
41. -If you dont have any, go buy them
42. Start reading a random anime you�ve never heard of before
43. If that�s too hard to find
44. Read manga that was translated in a diff language (like Spanish or Italian or sumen..)
45. Lie on a beach and when someone finds you say that you're a survivor from the titanic
46. Look through the phone book for weird names, then call them and ask �Is your name really ___?�
47. When you�re at a public area with payphones, dial the operator and ask what time it is
48. Do this repeatedly with different voices
49. Call the operator and start ordering a pizza
50. When he/she says �This isn�t the pizza store� or something like that, say Oh sorry, wrong number and continue to order your pizza
51. Order pizza, ask them what time is it and don�t actually order anything
52. Make a website all about randomness
53. When you�re using someone else�s computer repeatedly ask �Can I download stuff on this?�
54. When you go to a store/mall w/e and they have alarm clocks on display, set all the alarms to 30mins after you start this and turn the volume all the way up
55. Do this with radios too, turn the volume up and leave it at some weird station then turn it off so the next person to look at it gets a �surprise�
56. Start the �ADOPT A JELLY BEAN Foundation� When the people eat jelly beans strangle them and go �WHAT KIND OF HORRIBLE PARENT ARE YOU!?!?!?!?!?!?!?�
57. Go to a store giving out free food samples, poke one with your finger and go EWWWWWWWW WHAT IS THIS!??!
58. When no one is home, (so you don�t get grounded) start playing music really loud to annoy neighbors. Preferably in a language they don�t understand (anime?)
59. Sell pencils on Ebay
60. Dig through your room and find the randomest objects you can, mail them to people
61. The next time you need stamps, go buy 50 1cent stamps, mail letters to ppl using those, or tencent stamps combined so u have room to write the addresses�
62. Join the �DEAD PENNY OF DOOM� campaign against the �LIVE NICKLE OF NOTHINGNESS�
63. Start a webclique about something completely random, ideas: Pencil sharpeners, down with alarm clocks, save the erasers, eat oranges, the dust bunnys are evo
64. Make a million sns and IM people making them guess who you are
65. Tape paper everywhere
66. Run around outside while throwing ice cubes around and yelling SNOW!!!!!!!!!!!!
67. Go to a restauraunt and order diet water
More later! mwuhaha