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LONG LOST TWIN SISTERS REUNITED AFTER EIGHTEEN YEARS IN CHECKOUT (Doris Kletchfork) |
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Emotional reunion this morning for Eunice and Ethel,of Bathtown,in Surrey.Eighteen years of non-contact,and then suddenly!!Out of the blue,theyre together again!Eunice,being the more dolorous twin,failed to make a comprehensible comment,but produced more then enough emotional noises to keep the press satisfied.Ethel had this to say...,"Im obviously very pleased that [I] have been able to reinstate a relationship with my long-since invisible sibling,Eunice.Im more then delighted to assure you we will keep in contact.Hopefully,we might even visit." |
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PROSTITUTES APPEAL TO POPE (Molly Hashpot) |
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Prostitutes appeal to Pope Saint Victor over new laws on accidental promiscuity.Prostitution is now illegal in all states of America,according to Pope Saint Victor,and now the Proud Prozzies of Peru are among the complainers."ITS NOT FAIR! WE ARE DENIED OUR RIGHT TO BE IMMORAL SLAGS AND NASTY WIFE STEALING SAGGY OLD TARTS! NO PROUD WOMAN SHOULD BE DENIED THAT! THE POPES A PRICK!"says Virginia Mouthwhistle,or Proud Prozzies of Peru. |
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