Bow before me, for I am r00t!
If it was in your ass, you would know!
p00p!
What can I say?  Chicks dig hax0rz!
Here's to you, here's to me, friends are what we'll always be, but if we ever disagree, FUCK YOU!  Here's to me!
My nipples are hard!
Got r00t?
I am an evil hax0r!
Shut up before I replace you with a very small shell script.
rm /bin/laden/
No, I will not fix your computer.
Hello, I am a hacker, and my name is ______ .
I'm off like $nick $+ 's panties at a family reunion!