

On 1:TEXT:!tequilla:*:/msg # Ahh, in the mood to get this party started ay $nick . Fine Choice, that'll be 2.50$.

On 1:TEXT:!budwieser:*:/msg # One of our finest domestic beers available $nick . That'll be 1.50$.

On 1:TEXT:!cognac:*:/msg # $Nick is more classy then any of us expected! Enjoy, that'll be 3.50$.

On 1:TEXT:!crown:*:/msg # A tastefull drink that goes down smooth. That'll be 3.50$ $nick .

On 1:TEXT:!budlite:*:/msg # Won't fill you up, and wont let you down! Are you on a diet $nick ? That'll be 1.50$

On 1:TEXT:!rum:*:/msg # YO HOE HOE HOE, IT'S A PIRATES LIFE FOR $nick ! Not for land lubberz. Only the best Puerto Rican Rum here. That'll be 2.50$.

On 1:TEXT:!sex on the beach:*:/msg # A drink that drives the ladies wild and makes thier panties wet! Remember to put all your newly aquired phone numbers in a safe place $nick ! That'll be 3.50$

On 1:TEXT:!come fuck me:*:/msg # Nuff sed :D ! That'll be 3.50$ $nick .

On 1:TEXT:!coors:*:/msg # Say $nick , Ewe gota chaw r' tobacky tuh last me till tuhmaruh? That'll be 1.50$.

On 1:TEXT:!coorslite:*:/msg # Would you rather have water $nick ? :P That'll be 1.50$.

On 1:TEXT:!cum in a tub:*:/action hands $nick a shot of pepto bismol to go with that order | /msg # That'll be 3.50$.

On 1:TEXT:!crown and coke:*:/msg # Nice Choice $nick ! Enjoy, that'll be 3.50$.

On 1:TEXT:!pitbull on crack:*:/msg # Good god $nick , You aint gunna die on me are ya?! My insurence dont cover accidents like that! That'll be 3.50$.

On 1:TEXT:!screwdriver:*:/msg # Old school Rules! Theres a special on this drink tonight, That'll be 1.00$ $nick .

On 1:TEXT:!vodka:*:/msg # :S Thatll be 2.50$ $nick .

On 1:TEXT:!jack:*:/msg # Ahhh the memories...That'll be 2.50$.

On 1:TEXT:!jack and coke:*:/msg # $nick is gettin laid tonight! :P That'll be 3.50$.

On 1:TEXT:!red headed slut:*:/msg # Don't we all want one of those?! :D That'll be 3.50$.

On 1:TEXT:!rattlesnake:*:/msg # Smooth, tastey, and stiff as hell. Nice Choice $nick ! That'll be 3.50$.

On 1:TEXT:!brandy:*:/msg # E & J or El Presidente? That'll be 2.50$.

On 1:TEXT:!e & j:*:/msg # Fine Choice mah brotha, Enjoy!

On 1:TEXT:!el presidente:*:/msg # Si Seņor, Enjoy!

On 1:TEXT:!gin:*:/msg # Anuther old school favorite. That'll be 2.50$ $nick .

On 1:TEXT:!tonic and gin:*:/msg # Yeeehaaww! $nick, I hope you have breath mints. That'll be 3.50$. | /action holds his nose.

On 1:TEXT:!southern comfort:*:/msg # Would you rather have pancake syrup $nick ? That'll be 2.50$.

On 1:TEXT:!tecate:*:/msg # DONDE ESTA LA FIESTA $nick ??!!  That'll be 1.50$.

On 1:TEXT:!french connection:*:/msg # A high dollar drink that is sure to get some pussy out of someone! Nice choice $nick . That'll be 4.50$.

On 1:TEXT:!schnapps:*:/msg # What flavor would you like this evening $nick ? All single shots of schnapps are 2.50$. | /msg # Type the flavor you wish with an exclamation point preceding it. Examples: !peppermint !peach !bannana ect...

On 1:TEXT:!peppermint:*:/msg # Very well $nick , Enjoy!

On 1:TEXT:!peach:*:/msg # Very well $nick , Enjoy!

On 1:TEXT:!butterscotch:*:/msg # Very well $nick , Enjoy!

On 1:TEXT:!bannana:*:/msg # Very well $nick , Enjoy!

On 1:TEXT:!jeigamiester:*:/msg # $nick , Promise me you'll take all fights outside. :S | /msg # *grabs the shotgun just in case*. | /msg # That'll be 2.50$.

On 1:TEXT:!margarita:*:/msg # To wussy to drink tha shit straight ay $nick ? LOL just messin with ya, this is always a house favorite. That'll be 3.50$.

On 1:TEXT:!fuzzy navel:*:/msg # You have a wat!??! | /msg # Here $nick take a bottle of NAIR. | /msg # LOL just messing with ya. That'll be 3.50$.

On 1:TEXT:!bloody mary:*:/msg # With or without tobassco $nick ? That'll be 3.50$.

On 1:TEXT:!smirnoff:*:/msg # :s Havin a ruff night $nick ? That'll be 2.50$.

On 1:TEXT:!white russian:*:/msg # Always a house favorite (till ya drink to many!). That'll be 3.50$ $nick .

On 1:TEXT:!wild turkey:*:/msg # I do believe that $nick is a hellova drinker. LOL, that'll be 2.50$.

On 1:TEXT:!jello shot:*:/msg # Tell me $nick , does this drink turn you on? That'll be 3.50$.

On 1:TEXT:!everclear:*:/msg # Uhhh, $nick , if you smoke, plz lite up outside while drinkin this, my insurance don't cover "bar blown up".  That'll be 2.50$.

On 1:TEXT:!whiskey sour:*:/msg # A little wake up juice $nick ? That'll be 3.50$.

On 1:TEXT:!captain morgan:*:/msg # A nice lil bit of island paradise ay $nick ? Smak the hula dancers on the ass once for me ;). That'll be 2.50$.

On 1:TEXT:!morgan and coke:*:/msg # Tasty drink ay $nick ? That'll be 3.50$.

On 1:TEXT:!seagrams:*:/msg # Anuther old school favorite. Would you like ice with that $nick ? That'll be 2.50$.

On 1:TEXT:!seven and coke:*:/msg # Personally, I think its much better with crown. But $nick is the one drinkin it tonight, that'll be 3.50$.

On 1:TEXT:!colorado bulldog:*:/msg # Ive never had this drink $nick . Hows it taste? That'll be 3.50$.

On 1:TEXT:!screaming orgasm:*:/msg # I want one too! $nick must be tryin to make up for... | /msg # thats anuther story :P | /msg # That'll be 3.50$  

On 1:TEXT:!black russian:*:/msg # $nick feels freeky tonight! That'll be 3.50$.

On 1:TEXT:!buttery nipple:*:/msg # Can you feel the kink? Someone needs a lil attention peeps, sumone be kind and oblige $nick . That'll be 3.50$

On 1:TEXT:!blowjob:*:/msg # You'll give me wat?!?! Dam $nick , I aint got no problem gittin you drinks, you aint got to go through all that! That'll be 3.50$

On 1:TEXT:!martini:*:/msg # One olive or two $nick ? That'll be 4.50$.

On 1:TEXT:!seven and seven:*:/msg # This is the first mixed drink my dad gave me. Always a house favorite. That'll be 2.50$ $nick .

On 1:TEXT:!orange juice:*:/msg # Startin off slow tonight $nick ? That'll be 2.50$.

On 1:TEXT:!coke:*:/msg # $nick , the soda machine is outside.

On 1:TEXT:!pepsi:*:/msg # $nick , the soda machine is outside.

On 1:TEXT:!water:*:/kick # $nick [That'll be 100.00$]

On 1:TEXT:!apple juice:*:/msg # Shall I add liqour and make it a pucker $nick ? No...ok that'll be 1.00$.

On 1:TEXT:!jim beam:*:/msg # $nick feels like gettin fukt up tonight ay? That'll be 2.50$.

On 1:TEXT:!moonshine:*:/msg # Follow me $nick . | /msg # *takes $nick around the back, down the secret stairwell, puts a hood over they're head so they cant see where they're goin.* | /msg # ok $nick you can take off the hood now. Don't get caught with this and if you do, I'll lie like hell on you cuz you didnt get that from here! That'll be 3.50$.

On 1:TEXT:!titty shot:*:/msg # $nick Saggy or firm? If ya want a firm one it'll cost ya extra. 10.00$ for a saggy 50.00$ for a firm one buddy!

On 1:TEXT:!long island ice tea:*:/msg # IMO THE VICTIMS OF THE WERLD TRADE CENTER ATTACKS, RIP! | /msg # Would you like to donate sum money to the victims families $nick ? | /msg # *holds up the donation jar* | /msg # That'll be 3.50$, plus your donation. | /msg # *ses in his best APOO from the simpons voice* | /msg # Thank you, Come agian!

On 1:TEXT:!milk:*:/msg # Does $nick 's body good! That'll be 1.00$

On 1:TEXT:!corona:*:/msg # One of our more expensive drinks. Why don't you buy a round for all of us $nick ?

On 1:TEXT:!bacardi:*:/msg # $nick knows what the good shit is! That'll be 2.50$.

On 1:TEXT:!jin and juice:*:/msg # Rollin down the street smokin indo..(8) That'll be 3.50$.

On 1:TEXT:!shut the fuck up:*:/msg # *whips out the shotgun and blasts $nick right up thier ass* | /msg # Now you have no ass to talk out of $nick. :D

On 1:TEXT:!marajahoobie:*:/msg # *speaks clearly into his shirt collar* | /msg # Whats that, $nick wants to purchase marajuana? | /msg # *speakes into his shirt collar even clearer* | /msg # '2 adam 12' Yes $nick, I can help you with that, see that black van with no windows parked out front? Just ask them, tell them I sent you :D

On 1:TEXT:!apple pucker:*:/msg # *points to the bowl of breath mints* | /msg # Youre gunna need those $nick . That'll be 3.50$

On 1:TEXT:!boiler maker:*:/msg # *points to the mop in the corner* | /msg # $nick , all I got to say is, if you puke you clean it up! That'll be 3.50$

On 1:TEXT:!sprite:*:/msg # $nick , the soda machine is outside.

On 1:TEXT:!rolling rock:*:/msg # *looks for the women in bikins to appear out of nowhere* | /msg # Lemme know when they show $nick ! Might have to up the price on this... | /msg # That'll be 1.50$

On 1:TEXT:!7up:*:/msg # $nick , the soda machine is outside.

On 1:TEXT:!mickeys:*:/msg # Original or Hornet? $nick knows good brew! That'll be 1.50$

On 1:TEXT:!fosters:*:/msg # *ses in his best croc hunter impersination* | /msg # oooh $nick 's a nohty wan tunoyt ay! That'll be wan fifty m8.

On 1:TEXT:!busch:*:/msg # Drinkin this shit aint werth the effort you spent typin that $nick ! But we carry it, That'll be 1.50$

On 1:TEXT:!canadian hunter:*:/msg # With or with out lemonaid $nick? 2.50$ with lemonaid, 3.50$ without.

On 1:TEXT:!diet coke:*:/msg # $nick , the soda machine is outside.

On 1:TEXT:!diet pepsi:*:/msg # $nick , the soda machine is outside.

On 1:TEXT:!diet 7up:*:/msg # $nick , the soda machine is outside.

On 1:TEXT:!diet sprite:*:/msg # $nick , the soda machine is outside.

On 1:TEXT:!diet rootbeer:*:/msg # $nick , the soda machine is outside.

On 1:TEXT:!rootbeer:*:/msg # $nick , the soda machine is outside.

On 1:TEXT:!moutain dew:*:/msg # $nick , the soda machine is outside.

On 1:TEXT:!diet mountain dew:*:/msg # $nick , the soda machine is outside.

On 1:TEXT:!koolaid:*:/msg # Lemme see sum I.D. $nick .

On 1:TEXT:!miller:*:/msg # $nick dont believe in cheap drinkin. That'll be 1.50$

On 1:TEXT:!miller lite:*:/msg # On a diet $nick ? That'll be 1.50$

On 1:TEXT:!rum and coke:*:/msg # One of my personal favorites $nick . Shall I make that a double shot? 2.50$ for double, 3.00$ for single.

On 1:TEXT:!graham cracker crunchy:*:/msg # Here is one drink that all of the ladies love. Apple Schnapps, Brandy, Irish Cream, and Vanilla IceCream blended until smooth, sprinkled graham cracker crumbs over the top. That'll be $3.50 $nick.

On 1:TEXT:!choco strawberry punch:*:/msg # All that I can say about this naughty drink, $nick has a sweet tooth tonight! Drizzled chocolate syrup down the inside of a glass. All ingredients blended until smooth. Sprayed whipped cream on top. Drizzled chocolate syrup over the whipped cream. Topt with a strawberry or cherry. That'll be $3.50.

On 1:TEXT:!baileys:*:/msg # Speaking of baileys.. $nick ... | /msg # Girl & her boyfriend go to the pub.  When it's the girl's turn to buy a round, she tell him that she's heard of a wonderful new drink he simply must try. | /msg # She returns with the usual half of lager for herself.  For him, she has two glasses.  One contains a measure of Bailey's, the other lime juice. | /msg # Instructions: "OK, what you gotta do is, you gotta swig the Bailey's, hold it in your mouth, and then drink the lime juice." He looks a bit dubious, but she's very enthusiastic so he decides to give it a go. | /msg # First the Bailey's; lovely smooth, creamy, warm feeling in the mouth. Then he takes the lime juice | /msg # 
Then he takes the lime juice. | /msg # T + 0.1 secs The cream in the Bailey's curdles. | /msg # T + 0.3 secs Boyfriend's face turns the color of fresh lime juice. |/msg #T + 0.6 secs Boyfriend clams his stomach & swallows the gunge. | /msg # T + 1.5 secs She whispers in his ear...."It's called Blowjob revenge."

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