Adventures of elvira thunderpussy and electra raygun.
PART I: Killer Drag Queens from URANUS (DONE)
PART II: Ninja Lesbians from VENUS
PART III: The Last Gay Samurai
Umeda/night
ELVIRA THUNDERPUSSY is walking down a typical Doyama night street. She bumps into a handsome bohunk (somehow). The bohunk is at first taken aback.
Elvira
Hey there sexy thang! 
BoHUNK
Uh, Hi.
ElVIRA
You`re gonna be my little MANTOY!
BoHUNK
No I`m not!
ELVIRA
Oh yes you AAAAAAAaaaaaaare!
Bohunk
What are you doing?
Elvira whips out her magic toilet scrubber, and zaps the bohunk! First his shirt dissappears. Revealing a studly muscular physique.
BoHUNK
What the..?
Another zap, and he is oiled up!
BoHUNK
Hey!
One final zap, and he is hyptnotized
BoHUNK
Yes, my master...
ElVIRA
Good, my little hunk-slave! Now let`s go celebrate!
Elvira and the Bohunk heand into Physique Pride Osaka. As they are enjoying drinks, Elvira suddenly gets pussy cramps.
ElVIRA
Arrrgh!
BohUNK
What is it, my master?
ElVIRA
Just...cramps...I`ll be right back, don`t go anywhere handsome!
Elvira heads into a Japanese style toilet. She squats down. Her panties are already bulging (air balloon effect) from the mass inside. (with queefy gas already squirting out intermittently)
ElVIRA
God, what did I eat? uuuuuuurrrgh...
Elvira pulls her panties down to her ankles. While Elvira is straining, we see the back of ELECTRA RAYGUN`s head begin to poke out.(dramatic music) It slowly turns around, revealing her angry face.
ELVIRA
Oh no, not YOU again bitch! I`ll finish you once and for all!
Elvira strains massively, and a huge thunderbolt/swell of energy ejects from her pussy, seemingly frying everything and blasting Electra into the toilet. 
CUT TO: A shot of the entire Earth. There is a small purple flash, and a cloud of stink over the island of Japan.
CUT BACK TO: Electra checks the smoking porcelain, before turning the flush handle.
ELVIRA
Good riddance, bitch!
Flush. Elvira makes an uncomfortable face. Feels her vagina.
Elivra
Shit! I lost my tampon!
Elvira pulls out a massive double tampon, that looks like a pair of nunchyaku.
Elivra
Double-Absorbency!
She grunts, and inserts both ends of the nunchyaku with a `shlorp` sound. She walks out of the bathroom.
Elvira
C`mon stud-boy, let`s have some fun!
BACK TO:
Int. Bathroom
The heavy smoke still fills the bathroom and seethes out of the toilet. Cut to the entire earth, th cloud spreads out into the cosmos, PAN: following smoke trail to the planet Venus.
Cut to Venus, (caption: meanwhile...on Venus) two LESBIAN NINJAS, CUNT MUNCHAUSEN and PUSSY VAN DYKE are making out, when they are interupted by the Queef smell. (purple cloud of stank that enters the room).
CUNT MUNCHAUSEN
Waittaminute Pussy! What`s that smell...
Pussy Van Dyke turns her head an takes a whiff puzzled.
CuNT MUNCHAUSEN
...That glorious smell! 
PUSSY VAN DYKE
Nandarou...
CUNT MUNCHAUSEN
It`s almost like...No! It can`t be...a Cosmic Queef! 
Munchausen holds up a small telescope. She sees a cloud of stank originating from Earth.
CuNT MUNCHAUSEN
It`s coming from...earth!
PUSSY VAN DYKE
Uso!
CUNT MUNCHAUSEN
Fire up the Vulva 6 Pussy, we`re going to Earth!
Cut to shot of Uterus-shaped spaceship hovering above Venitian soil. 
Inside the `pussy`pit, Munchausen and Pussy adjust their instrument panels.
CuNT MUNCHAUSEN
We`ll find the source of that delicious queef Pussy, or my name isn`t...Cunt Munchausen...!
(dramatic music)

Cut to smoking porcelain. The toilet handle begins to jiggle, the water burbles, and suddenly, a hand reaches out of the porcelain! Another arm, and a full sillhoutte appears. The sillhoutte steps into the light, and we see Electra Raygun, in top form, in a cool new outfit, and pissed as hell!
Electra steps out of the bathroom, to the shocked expression of the bar dwellers. One barfly, Kazuo, isn`t frightened:
Kazuo
Oh! A Drag Queen! Tanoshimi!
EleCTRA
No, not a DRAG queen. I am Electra Raygun, queen of URANUS! 
Electra spins Kazuo around with one arm, and rams her fist into his ass with the other(off-camera). Kazuo makes a face of pain, drifting into pleasure.
Electra
On Earth, you use this part of pigs and cows to make `hot`dogs. 
Electra turns to the scared audience and holds up a fistful of raw meat.
EleCTRA
I will use your anal flesh to make `mandogs` for the hungry people of URANUS. Everyone, give me your ASS!
Electra lunges towards an unsuspecting customer. Camera pans in on his screaming face and fades to black.
Cut to:
EXT. DOYAMA street
The Vulva 6 softly jets down to a soft landing. A hatch opens, and the lesbians step out, in full ninja drama!
CUNT MUNCHAUSEN
(sniff, sniff)
PuSSY VAN DYKE
Dou shou?
CuNT MUNCHAUSEN
Just follow the queef!
They sleekily sneak off into the darkness. 
Cut to:
EXT. Another street
Elivra and her Bohunk trot along, when they come upon Electra Raygun zapping innocent bystanders.
Elvira
I can`t believe it! She somehow survived my deathqueef! Wait here where it`s safe sweetie. Mama will be RIGHT BACK!
Elvira trots off to confront Electra.
BOHUNK
No, Master. Wait for me.
Bohunk zombie walks after Elvira.
Long, followed by Med. Close-up of Electra having a wonderful time blasting Japanese people to and fro. She suddenly stops upon seeing Elvira.
Electra
You!
ELVIRA
You!
Electra whips out her ray gun, Elvira her magic toilet scrubber, and they charge up to do battle, when Electra is distracted. Med. shot of the bohunk standing behind Electra. Elvira blasts Electra but it has no effect on the lovestruck goddess.
ElVIRA
Hey! I Blasted you!
EleCTRA
Who, is, that?
Elvira realizes Electra is falling for the Bohunk.
ElVIRA
Oh no you don`t! This is my Bohunk you extraterrestrial bitch!
They each grab an arm of the Bohunk, attempting to pull him in their respective direction. 
Intercut shots:
Ninja feet running
More pulling `mine bitch`, `get your own`
A hand slowly reaches down to a ninja pussy, detaches a pink triangle star.
Elvira
You can`t have him, he loves me, and that`s final! Isn`t it...what`s your name...?
Elvira and Electra turn, just to see the Bohunk suddenly wince in pain, and fall straight forward to the ground like a rock. Close-up of dead face. Shot of Electra and Elvira in shock. They move closer and inspect the body. Elvira pulls out a pink triangle lesbian shuriken.
ElVIRA
What the fuck is this?!!
Electra
It can`t be! Not on Earth? It`s...
CUNT MUNCHAUSEN (O.S.)
Lesbian Ninjas from the planet Venus? Oh yes!
Electra and Elvira turn in shock.
CunT MUNCHAUSEN
It is I, Cunt Munchausen! And my trusty sidekick, Pussy Van Dyke!
Elvira
I don`t care if you`re fucking KD Lang and the twatshine band, you killed my lover you hoebag!
CuNT MUNCHAUSEN
And we shall kill you as well! Pussy, fire your boob blasters!
Pussy turns a viscious glance to Electra and Elvira. She fires a massive blast of energy from her nipples. It knocks Elvira to the ground.
Electra
I`m out of here!
ElvIRA
No! Electra! You can`t leave me to die! At the hands of(makes disgusted face)...LESBIANS!
Electra continues to trot away.
Elivra
Noooooo!
Electra pauses for a brief  moment of what looks like compassion, but continues on.
CuNT MUNCHAUSEN
A pity that you weren`t a real `sister` of Venus young thunderpussy. Your queef had a most delectable...aroma...
ELIVRA
Yeah, I`m proud of it! Why don`t you come closer and take a whiff before you kill me.
CuNT MUNCHAUSEN
Do you take me for a fool?! Why on earth would I...Pussy, what are you doing! Come back here!
Pussy has taken the lead, and has put her face up to thunderpussy`s twat for a big sniff. Elvira grins manaically.
CuNT MUNCHAUSEN
Noooo!
Elvira releases a pussyblast that completely incinerates Pussy Van Dyke. Cunt Munchausen is beside herself with shock/grief.
CuNT MUNCHAUSEN
You BITCH!
Munchausen fires a massive vagina ray of her own, crippling Elvira until she is nearly dead, and smoking.
CunT MUNCHAUSEN
And now, to finish you off!
Munchausen fires the pussyblast of all pussyblasts
ELECTRA (O.S.)
Stop right there! Lesbian scum!
A shield protects Elvira from the deadly blast. Camera pans to reveal Electra ray gun, standing mightily, and using her scrotum shield!
CunT MUNCHAUSEN
A scrotum shield?! Impossible! Those only exist on the planet...
Electra
...Uranus? Yes. Now feel the might of Uranus`s almighty queen!
Electra fires two boob rockets(lazers?), that send Munchausen flying.
CuNT MUNCHAUSEN
You fool, there is only one thing that can destroy Cunt Munchausen! And we are in the Gay district,  you`ll never find it here!
Elvira
Find what? What the fuck is this bitch talking about? (looks at Electra)
Electra
The anal flesh of a heterosexual man.
CunT MUNCHAUSEN
How did you know?
Electra slowly pulls out a `human hot dog`.
ElecTRA
Because I am Electra, All-powerful Queen of Uranus!j
Electra throws the hot dog like a projectile. Munchausen manages to dodge the first one (duck.) Then turns around glibbly.
CuNT MUNCHAUSEN
Ha! You missed!
At precisely that moment, A hot dog, moving fast, lodges into her mouth/throat.
CuNT MUNCHAUSEN
Aaaaaaaagh!
Munchausen explodes into a pile of carpet samples. Elvira picks one up.
ElVIRA
She was made out of carpet samples?
EleCTRA
You are...What you eat...
Elivira
Electra, I don`t understand, why did you come back and save me?
Electra
No one deserves to die at the hands of a...lesbian...(said contemptuously)
Elivra
Well, I owe you one, thanks!
Electra
Besides, I wanted to kill you myself!
Electra fires a powerful bolt from her raygun, sending Elvira flying. Electra then sets death ray dial on her gun to `life`, and zaps the Bohunk. The Bohunk comes to life, in a zombie-ish way.
Electra
You`re coming with me, handsome! Back in time, where we can get some peace and quiet!
Electra twists her right testicle, activating a time portal. Electra and the Bohunk begin to step through. 
Elvira
Noooooo!
Saki (girl from the first episode) comes out.
SAki
Elvira Thunderpussy, what happened?!
Elvira
We`ve got to keep that portal open, or I`ll have no way back to this time... Saki...here...Take the other end of my thundertampon.
Elvira squirms, and pulls a massive tampon out of her vagina, and hands it to Saki.
Elvira
You know what to do...
Saki, looking puzzled, looks at the tampon, and then the portal. Suddenly a look of resolve comes over her. She starts spinning the tampon over here head like a cowgirl, and tosses it through the portal. The long long string is attached to Thunderpussy`s vagina. The string pulls taught.
Elivra
Here we go! Goodbye Saki
Elvira is pulled by the tampon string along the ground and into the portal.
Saki
Goodbye Elvira Thunderpussy~!
End of Part II