World Title Ladder Match
Slam (c) vs. X
(Booked by Kid Sampson)
IC Title Hell in a Cell ZRO Rules Match
Double H (c) vs. ZRO
(Booked by Kenshin)
Tag Title Match
Bensino & 100% Whoop Ass (c) vs. The Winner of the Tag Tourney
(Booked by Silent Assassin)
Kid Sampson vs. Non-Retard
(Booked by Kid Sampson)
US Title Match
Dan the Man (c) vs. YcuzJERErocks
(Booked by Y2JakeEllis)
MayhemMaster vs. ChandlerTaylor
Stip: If Mayhem wins, Chandler's gone for good. If Chandler wins, he stays
(Booked by TripleHHH2000)
X-Treme Title Match
Y2JakeEllis(c) vs. Smash vs. Bensino
(Booked by Silent Assassin)
No DQ Tasers at Ringside Match
The Jock vs. Undertaken
Stip: If Jock wins, Undertaken never gets a title shot� EVER. If Undertaken wins, The Jock cannot use Undertaken�s name in any of The Jock�s RPs or Interviews.
(Booked by Kid Sampson)
Fatal Four Way European Title Match
Angle (c) vs. TripleHHH2000 vs. DanielSmith vs. Sting
(Booked by Kid Sampson)
Boiler Room Brawl
Crudley Dudley vs. Tyson Stryker vs. Rock Hard vs. X-Dust vs. No DQ
(Booked by Kid Sampson)
Hardcore Match
Blood Angel vs. RBD
(Booked by X)
Tag Team Match
Wolfe Tone and Right Angle vs. Mike 2 Dope and Outlaw
(Booked by Dan the Man)
Match for Lucky Charms
-Special Ref: Chuckie Cheese
Rage vs. Cop
(Booked by Rage)
matt elliot vs. chubbs
(Booked by DanielSmith)
WRESTLEMANIA 2000
April 2nd, 2000
Slowly, the lights dim to signify the start of the show. The fans scream in excitement as Howard Finkel takes center stage in the ring.
HF: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to WRESTLEMANIA 2000!
The crowd goes wild.
HF: I would like to remind you that there is no smoking, drinking, or illegal drug use inside the arena. I would also like to remind you that souvenir shirts, foam hands, mugs, and official WM2K magazines are available at the souvenir shops at every gate. Don�t forget to pick up yours today! We thank you for your cooperation in making this the best WRESTLEMANIA EVER! Now, would you all please rise for the singing of the Star Spangled Banner. Singing the National Anthem this evening will be� AEROSMITH!
Aerosmith has their equipment pre-set on the stage area, and they walk out to a loud pop. Aerosmith sings a slow rock version of the National Anthem. The crowd is cheering tremendously, especially towards the end of the song.
HF: Thank you, Aerosmith, for that amazing rendition of our National Anthem. Now, I�d like to welcome two veterans in our field, two men that are the driving force behind this league, Jim Ross and Jerry Lawler!
Loud applause for both the King and JR as they wave, then take their seats at the announcing table.
JR: Welcome, fans, to the biggest event of the year! WrestleMania! I�m Jim Ross, and beside me is Jerry �The King� Lawler. King, what a special night in wrestling!
King: It sure is, JR! Careers are made here, and careers are broken here. Titles are defended, won, and lost.
JR: And we definitely have title action tonight, as every one of the Fantasy League titles are up for grabs this evening! Shall we get this shindig started, King?
King: Shindig?
JR: I�ll take that as a yes! Our first match of WrestleMania is a fight issued just recently, as recent FL addition Matt Elliott takes on Chubbs! These men are two of the most hated superstars in the (gets cut off)..
matt elliot vs. chubbs
(Booked by DanielSmith)
�Nookie� by limp bizkit plays as an erupt of boos comes from the crowd. Out comes matt elliot. As matt is getting into the ring, the lights turn off.
King: What the hell?
Korns �Falling away from me� plays and ChandlerTaylor comes out with a mike. �Hey, my new best friend matt elliot!�
JR: Great, its him again
Chandler: �I saw that you didn�t have much of a chance so I decided to come and help you.�
�Forgot about dre� plays and the crowd gets to their feet while chubbs enters.
ding ding
Matt asks the ref to come over. ChandlerTaylor sneaks in and goes for a clothesline, but chubbs ducks and hits the stunner. The crowd goes crazy. Matt then attacks chubbs from behind with a dropkick. Matt starts to pick up chubbs and chubbs gives a low blow. He goes for a pin- 1...2. Kick out! ChandlerTaylor starts to get up on the outside. chubbs is stomping away. chubbs picks up matt and drops him with a mean looking DDT. Chubbs gets up and waves to the crowd. They cheer back. Matt stumbles to his feet and gives chubbs a russian leg sweep. On the outside, chandler goes over to the announce table. He exchanges words with JR and then throws him out of his chair. He goes back to matts corner. On the inside, matt is taking control. He lifts up chubbs into a suplex. Matt then runs to the top rope. the ref is talking to chubbs. Matt then jumps off the top rope with a missile dropkick and with chubbs attempt to move he trips the ref. matt falls on the ref.
King: (laughing) dumb ass!!
Chandler is under the ring at the moment and comes out with a table. He sets it up on the outside. Chandler dive into the ring and gives chubbs the Rages End. They drag chubbs to the outside and lay him on the table. Chandler climbs the top rope as matt is looking and laughing at chubbs. Chandler starts to take off his pants.
Enter: paul copeland
Paul, with no music, runs in and clotheslines mat in the back, making matt hit the ringpost. Chandler, with no pants on, jumps for a swanton bomb and paul pulls chubbs out of the way.
JR: Thank you paul!!!!
chubbs gets back into the ring as matt is rolled in by paul. chubbs looks right at matt and gives him the middle finger. paul is trying to revive the ref as chubbs sets matt on the top rope. he climbs up with him and grabs him by the neck.
JR: Hes not thinking about doing that!
King: What? What!
chubbs then gives matt a top rope stunner!
JR: Good Lord!!!!!!
The ref gets up as chubbs covers matt- 1...2...3!!!
Winner: chubbs
JR: matt will feel that one tonight!!!
paul w/ mike: and that is what i think of the kwo and the wka- B*TCH!!
JR: Some heated words from Paul Copeland as WrestleMania 2000 kicks off with a bang! Next, we�ve got a very unusual match-up�
King: Aye, ye got me Lucky Charms, JR?!
JR: Very funny, King. Next, Rage takes on the Cop in a match for the Lucky Charms, and the guest referee is none other than Chuck E. Cheese himself!
Match for Lucky Charms
-Special Ref: Chuckie Cheese
Rage vs. Cop
(Booked by Rage)
Lights Dim and a skull appears with glowing eyes on the Titantron. Heart beating is heard in the background. The Heart beating becomes faster and fireworks shoot off. "Superstar" by Cypress Hill hits and smoke clears to reveal Rage.
Enter: RageGod
Enter: Cop
Cop enters without music and slides into the ring with Rage in one corner
Rage attacks early with a running elbow. Rage picks up the Cop and hits with huge back drop. Rage looks for a chair and picks one up near the turnbuckle. Cop gets up but gets leveled by the chai shot from Rage. Rage puts the chair in the middle of the ring and places The Cop on it. Rage acsends the turnbuckle but Chuckie purposely hits the ropes and Rage falls to the ground. Cop goes for the cover. Chuckie counts fast, 1.2.thr. The pin was broken and Rage escaped that un-fairly fast count. Cop picks up Rage and delivers a some blows and whips Rage into the ropes and delivers a spinebuster to Rage onto a trash can. The Cop picks back up Rage and throws him out the ring. Cop grabs a kendo stick with barb wire and tries to hit Cop but Rage grabs the stick and whacks Cop with it. Rage throws Cop inside the ring and throws a table inside too. Rage sets up the table and goes to get the Cop but Chuckie Cheese stops him. Rage seems mad and looks into the face of chuckie and than finally punches Chuckie out of the ring. Rage goes back to work on Cop but Cop gets up and starts punches back at Rage until they have there backs to the ropes than Cop irish whips him but brings him back for a belly-to-belly suplex onto the table.
JR: Oh shit King! I think the man is broken in half!
Cop goes for the pin but Chuckie is still knocked out on the outside. Cop goes outside and throws Chuckie into the ring. Cop goes for the pin, 1.2..th! Break Out. Rage gets up and blocks a punch from Cop and truns it into a Forward Throw Press Slam. Rage goes for the pin but Chuckie pick up a chair and goes after Rage but Rage picks up Chuckie for the Hell's Gate and hits it onto a bed pan. Rage goes for the cover on Cop but no one comes out to count. When a Ref hits the ring and counts, 1..2..th! Break Out!?! Rage picks up Cop but Cop hits Rage into the corner where the Ref is and they sqaush the Ref. The Ref is knocked out and Cop hits with a double-arm DDT which knocks out bot contestants. The Cop becomes confused and ends up falling on Chuckie. The dazed and confused Ref counts for the pin, 1...2...3!!!!?????!!!!!
Winner: Cop
JR: What the hell King? How could he win by hat.
The Cop runs back with the Lucky Charms while leaving Chuckie in the ring. Rage gets up and find out he lost. Rage snaps and hits another hell's gate on Chuckie Cheese and leaves back.
JR: Oh no! Just imagine what Rage will do King!
King: That Cop won't have easy sleeping with that man going after him.
JR: Now, we have a tag team battle. Wolfe Tone and Right Angle are fighting Mike 2 Dope and Outlaw!
TAG TEAM MATCH
Wolfe Tone and Right Angle vs. Mike 2 Dope and Outlaw
(Booked by Dan the Man)
The Y2J Clock starts and as the countdown ends Right Angle and Wolfe tone show up. Right Angle and Wolfe Tone slide into the ring at the same time and climb the turnbuckle as the crowd cheers. Wolfe Tone grabs a mic�.
�Mike 2 Stupid, Inlaw, Why don�t we make this a 6-Man-Tag, Jay, Outlaw, and Mike 2 Dope will Face Wolfe Tone, Right Angle, and MADD DOGG!�
�Fuel my fire� by Prodigy hits. Madd Dogg runs into the ring and starts dancing Road Dogg style when�
�Bring it On� by Insane Clown Posse hits. Mike 2 Dope comes onto the stage and walks down the ramp trying to slap the crowds hands but the crowd is booing. Mike 2 Dope grabs the rope and steps over it as the crowd is still booing.
�2 of Americas most wanted� by 2pac Shakur hits. Outlaw and Jay pop up with crowd screaming with a mixture of �Booh�s� and �Yeah�s�. Outlaw and Jay slide into the ring and they both do a power clothsline onto Wolfe Tone and Right Angle.
***DING DING DING***
Madd Dogg charges at Mike 2 Dope and Mike gets speared. Jay is still focusing on Right Angle when Outlaw turns around and Madd Dogg Russian Leg Sweeps Outlaw. At that point Mike 2 Dope is getting up and he runs straight after Madd Dogg and Bulldog�s him. The ref then forces Mike 2 Dope out of the ring when Jay gets out of the ring. Right Angle is getting pushed out of the ring and Wolfe Tone climbs the turnbuckle. Madd Dogg slides out of the ring and gets onto his turnpost, waiting for a tag. Wolfe Tone goes for a falling headbutt when Outlaw rolls away. Wolf starts rubbing his head when Outlaw gets up and lifts Wolf up by his head. Outlaw starts pounding on Wolf�s Back when he starts taunting to the crowd and tags in Mike 2 Dope in. Mike DDT�s Wolf and Wolf lands with his back facing Mike, so Mike Back Kicks Wolf. Wolf starts getting up when Mike leg drops him so he�s back down. Wolf get�s up getting Mad and Mike starts walking away from Wolf as Wolf grabs Mike�s hand and Irish Whips (Figures, Wolf is Irish) him. As Mike is coming back from the ropes, Wolf powerslam�s him. Wolf picks Mike up again and Irish Whips him into the turnbuckle but as he hits the turnbuckle he tags in Jay. Jay runs towards Wolf but Wolf Clothelines him. Then Outlaw ducks under the rope and charges at Wolf but when Outlaw goes for a spear Wolf reverses it into a Single-Arm DDT. Then Wolf gets up and as Mike charges Wolf Big Boot�s him. Wolf quickly tags in Right Angle and Right quickly runs into the ropes and Elbow Drops Jay. Right goes for a Chin Lock. The referee starts raising Jay�s hand for the first time. Then the second time. Then for the third time but Jay lift�s his hand up. Jay starts getting up and elbow�s Right�s gut. Right runs towards Mike and dropkick�s him. Then he punches Outlaw. Right runs toward his corner and tags in Madd Dogg. Madd Dogg signal�s for Wolfe Tone to come in and Madd Dogg picks Jay up and Irish whips him. Then Wolfe gets in Jay�s way and Madd gets right behind Wolfe as Wolfe and Madd Dogg do a Double Gigantic Bomb. Right Angle climbs the turenbuckle and barely pulls off a Moonsault. Madd goes for the pin 1�2�3
WINNER: The Glevany Triad
JR: They Won! They won!
King: Damn!
JR: More like 'Damn good!' We�re less than an hour into this event, and we�ve already seen tremendous action! Now, let�s take a look at some of the feuds that have been heating up for our big event!
***Footage of the X-Dust/No DQ/Stryker/Crudley incidents are shown. The Boiler Room 3-Way, Stryker giving the Final Stryke through a car windshield, etc. Then, it cuts to Dan the Man and YcuzJERErocks, and what�s led up to their feud. The 4-Way European title debacle, and the situation between Kid Sampson and Non-Retard. Chandler Taylor and his challenging Mayhem again, and the debut of Mr. BoeJangles and his dealings with ZRO and Double H. Then, the longest part of the recap shows Slam�s victory at Maximum Carnage, and X fighting his way to #1 Contendership.***
JR: This is going to be one hell of a night, King!
King: You can say that again! What�s next?
JR: It�s time for a Hardcore style match between Blood Angel and RBD!
Hardcore Match
Blood Angel vs. RBD
(Booked by X)
Ring Announcer: "This match is a Hardcore match! Making his way to the ring, the Dark One, Blood Angel!"
Blood Angel's music hits as he comes to the ring. BA climbs the turnbuckle and taunts the crowd.
Ring Announcer: "And his opponent, RBD!"
RBD enters and walks down the ramp. He slides in the ring and stares BA down.
The ref calls for the bell
**DING DING DING**
RBD clotheslines BA. Snap Suplex by RBD. BA charges RBD, but RBD telegraphs it and throws him over the ropes to the outside. RBD slides outside and grabs a chair, and smashes it over BA's head. BA stands up and stares down RBD.
JR: "Oh my! Look at Blood Angel just pop right back up!"
BA kicks RBD in the groin and DDT's him on the floor. BA grabs the ring bell and cracks it against RBD's ribs; then his head. BA climbs the turnbuckle and jumps to the outside to RBD. RBD catches him and throws him into the crowd. RBD hops on the crowd barrier and lands a guillotine leg drop on BA. RBD picks up BA.
RBD and BA brawl through the crowd until they reach an exit.
King: �This is getting out of hand! Stop it! Ahhhh!�
JR: �It�s a hardcore match King, this is perfectly legal.�
RBD gives BA a hard knife�s edge chop to the chest. He gives another one. RBD goes for a third but BA ducks, and gives RBD a superkick. RBD falls to the ground and is stunned. BA grabs a long metal pipe. He goes to hit RBD but RBD catches the pip and nails BA with it. RBD goes for the cover�1�2�BA kicks out. RBD gets mad and throws him into the wall. RBD grabs a broom and breaks it over BA�s back.
JR: �Blood Angel is not looking to good here.�
RBD body slams BA on the cement. BA slowly gets up. RBD goes for a powerbomb, but BA reverses it. BA is stomping RBD. BA grabs a trash can and hits RBD over the back with it, and then in the head. BA then grabs a chair and tosses it to RBD. Vandaminator to RBD. RBD gets up on wobbly legs. BA sees a window and whips RBD towards it.
*CLASH*
RBD went through the window. BA pokes his head through the window. RBD is back up and drop kicks BA in the face. RBD hops through the window and brawls with BA. RBD grabs a glass vase and smashes it over BA's head. The continue to brawl as they make their way to the second story balcony. The crowd erupts as they see the to warriors. The two battle back and forth, until BA finally gets the upper hand.
JR: �Oh no! Blood Angel is going to throw RBD off that balcony !"
King: "Ugh, this can't be good JR!"
BA throws RBD off the balcony, but RBD grabs BA on is way down. They both go hurdling towards the ground below.
JR: "OH MY! OH MY! OH MY!"
King: "You said it JR. By the looks of it, it appears that BA took the worst of that fall."
The two of them lay there for a long while, as everyone waits to see if they're ok...finally, RBD rises and picks up BA. RBD picks BA up into a fireman's carry and heads towards the ring. RBD climbs the apron, and facing the ropes, falls backward to the floor in a Samoan drop-like effect. RBD goes to the side of the ring and pulls out a table. He sets it up perpendicular to the ring corner. BA rolls into the ring on his own. RBD follows. The two exchange punches and kicks. BA delivers a fisherman's suplex to RBD and goes for the pin...1...2..RBD kicks out just in time. They both get up and BA gives a powerful clothesline to RBD. BA points to the table outside of the ring. BA drags RBD to the turnbuckle and sets him up to be put threw the table. BA goes for a superplex...but RBD reveses it. Elbows to BA's stomach. RBD has control, and turns himself and BA around on the turnbuckle. RBD puts BA's head between his legs and lifts him up into a Crucifix.
JR: "Oh wow! RBD has Blood Angel in a crucifix overlooking a table on the outside!"
RBD jumps off the turnbuckle and lowers BA from the crucifix into a powerbomb. BA is sent through the table with RBD administering the move.
JR: "That was a Jumping seated crucifix bomb to the outside through a table! I don't believe it!"
RBD goes for the pin...1...2...3!!
King: "RBD won! Wow, what a match!"
Ring Announcer: "The winner of this Hardcore match...RBD!"
JR: "You said it King, what a match!"
Boiler Room Brawl
Crudley Dudley vs. Tyson Stryker vs. Rock Hard vs. X-Dust vs. No DQ
(Booked by Kid Sampson)
The cameras cut to the back area, where the cameraman is walking down the hallway. He takes a right turn, and enters the boiler room. Inside stand five wrestlers, a referee, and two police officers with nightsticks.
JR: They must have called in the cops to make sure these guys didn�t start this brawl early!
The ref swipes his hand down, and the match begins. No DQ runs straight for X-Dust, and nails several punches on him. Tyson Stryker joins in with No DQ, and they throw X-Dust into the brick wall. Meanwhile, Crudley and Rock Hard are going at it. Rock Hard grabs Crudley by the hair, and throws him into a pile of bagged cement mix. Then, Rock Hard signals for an Extreme Elbow, and hits it! Rock Hard goes for the pin, but Stryker comes from behind and pulls him up. Rock Hard turns around, and Stryker kicks him in the gut and gives him a DDT onto the concrete! Stryker then pulls Rock Hard to his feet, and drags him to the back of the boiler room. A second ref runs in and follows them while the first stays with X-Dust, No DQ, and Crudley. Crudley runs up behind both men, and gives them a double clothesline. Crudley picks No DQ up, and gives him a powerbomb right into a furnace-looking structure. The metal clanks as No DQ�s body smashes into it. Crudley then turns around to go after X-Dust, but X-Dust gives him a dropkick into the wall, and then a combination of left and right hooks. No DQ gets up, and gives Crudley an electric chair drop onto the concrete. No DQ gets up, and is met with a chair shot from X-Dust! X-Dust continues to slam the chair over No DQ as the camera cuts back to Stryker and Rock Hard.
Rock Hard nails Stryker with a low blow, and then a spinebuster into a pile of lumber. Rock Hard then begins to climb a furnace located a few feet away from Stryker. Rock Hard jumps off for a High Hit, but Stryker moves and Rock Hard lands roughly in the lumber! Stryker then picks Rock Hard up and gives him an overhead belly-to-belly suplex into the wall. Stryker pulls Rock Hard to his feet, but gets a chair shot to the back from X-Dust. X-Dust grabs a piece of lumber and throws it towards Stryker as he gets up. Stryker catches it, and then gets a Dust in the Eyes, causing the lumber to snap in two across his face!
JR: Dust in the Eyes! Stryker�s busted open! It�s carnage!
Stryker is on his back, blood pouring from his face. X-Dust kicks him in the side, and notices that he�s out cold. X-Dust grabs a piece of the lumber, and smashes it into Rock Hard�s forehead. He does this a few more times before he�s satisfied, and walks back towards No DQ and Crudley Dudley. But No DQ spears him from the darkened corner and they both slam into a steaming hot boiler. X-Dust screams in pain, trying to stop his back from burning. No DQ gets to his feet, but Crudley Dudley grabs him and punches him a few times. Crudley picks No DQ up and carries him to a corner of the boiler room.
King: Where�s he going, JR?
JR: Damned if I know, King!
The camera and lights finally reach where Crudley is. He has No DQ up for the 2D, and is getting to his destination: a stacked pile of pane glass! Crudley lets out a cry of battle, and gives No DQ the 2D right through the stack of pane glass! Crudley leans over to cover No DQ�one�two�three!
WINNER: Crudley Dudley
JR: My God, King! Someone had better get some EMTs back there to help all five of those men! But next, we�re back in the ring with a match for the European title. Currently held by Angle, there have been many who have stepped into the fire to try and get a piece of Elite gold. But three men find themselves worthy enough to compete for it here, at WM2K!
JR: Hear comes 4 people with young talent.
King: Doesn�t everybody hear have that?
JR: We don�t!
Fatal Four Way European Title Match
Angle (c) vs. HHH w/ Stephanie vs. DanielSmith w/ Amiee vs. Sting
(Booked by Kid Sampson)
�Da Kings� by Run DMC comes on, and HHH and Stephanie McMahon walk out to a cheer. They walk down to the ring, and the crowd begins to cheer as HHH taunts them. Next, �Push It� hits to a pop. Fireworks go off across the arena, and Daniel Smith stands at the entrance ramp with Amiee. Daniel does a backflip, and then walks to the ring. �Take It� comes on as Sting walks down from the back. He slides into the ring with the other two men as �Walk� starts playing. Red fireworks start going off as the European champion Angle comes out from the entrance. He walks to the ring, and gets in.
DING DING!
Angle charges right at DanielSmith, and HHH goes straight for Sting. HHH gives Sting a Samoan Drop, and then sits on his chest and starts punching him. Angle picks DanielSmith up in a big Gorilla Press Slam and tosses him across the ring. Angle picks Daniel up and gives him a diving powerbomb into the corner. HHH picks Sting up and tosses him over the top ropes. HHH goes to the outside with Sting, and starts kicking him in the gut. Meanwhile, Angle whips Daniel off of the ropes and gives him a Vandaminator! Angle goes for a pin, but Daniel kicks out quickly. On the outside, HHH has Sting up and down for a scoop slam on the entrance ramp. HHH picks Sting back up and rolls him into the ring. HHH slingshots over the ropes and nails a legdrop on Sting. HHH goes for the cover, but Angle pulls him off. HHH stands up and gets in Angle�s face, but Daniel Smith low blows Angle and then gives him a hurricanranna. HHH then gives Daniel a head-to-the-knee. Sting starts to get up, and he climbs to the top rope. Angle staggers to his feet, and Sting nails a cross body block on Angle. Sting goes for a pin�one�two�kick out by Angle. HHH has Daniel in the corner, kicking him repeatedly. HHH then yells something at Stephanie, and she grabs the European title.
JR: Wait, what�s she doing?
King: Just sit back and watch, JR�
Stephanie tosses the title to HHH, and then walks back to where she was standing. Amiee comes up from behind Stephanie, and gives her a hard clothesline.
King: Cat fight!! WHOO!!! PUPPIES!!
The ref, busy with Sting and Angle, didn�t see a thing involving the belt. HHH grabs Daniel and sets him up for the Pedigree, but Daniel back body drops HHH out of the ring! Meanwhile, Sting goes for a German Suplex on Angle, but Angle rolls out and gives Sting an implant DDT! The ref walks to the ropes to see what HHH and Daniel are doing. Daniel has HHH in The Plague on the outside! The ref is yelling at them to get back into the ring. While the ref isn�t looking, Angle grabs Sting and gives him The Anglesy onto the Euro belt!
JR: My God! Angle used the European belt! What a cheater!
Angle goes for the cover, but Daniel Smith releases HHH and pulls Angle to the outside of the ring. Then, Daniel nails an inverted Rock Bottom on Angle into the crowd barrier!
King: I think Angle broke his neck!
Daniel slowly gets up, and sees HHH limping into the ring. HHH pulls Sting up and gives him a Pedigree onto the belt! HHH goes for the cover�one�two�Daniel Smith pulls HHH off of Sting! HHH goes for a clothesline on Daniel, but Daniel ducks and nails the Inverted Rock Bottom on HHH! The crowd is cheering as Daniel Smith locks on The Plague on Sting. Sting refuses to give up, but it�s obvious he�s in pain and is fading from consciousness. HHH gets up and kicks Daniel a few times, making him relinquish the hold on Sting. Sting clutches his right kneecap, and rolls to the outside.
JR: Dammit, Sting�s hurt! Somebody get him out of here!
As HHH works on Daniel in the middle of the ring, Angle manages to get to his feet. He walks over to Sting, laughing. He starts kicking Sting in the kneecap, and then grabs a chair. He smashes the chair over Sting�s leg, laughing very hardly.
ENTER: MayhemMaster
�Seek and Destroy� hits, and Mayhem runs down the ramp to ringside. Angle sees him, and swings the chair at him. Mayhem ducks, and gives Angle the DDT!
JR: Mayhem came out and saved Sting! DDT! DDT!
Mayhem helps Sting to his feet, and helps him walk up the ramp and to the back. Sting is limping pretty badly.
Meanwhile, HHH and Daniel Smith are still in the ring. HHH whips Daniel off the ropes and nails a dropkick. HHH goes for a pin�one�two�thr�kick out by Daniel! HHH is enraged! On the outside, Amiee grabs the chair that Angle was using and then gives Stephanie a hurricanranna onto the chair! Stephanie is out cold! HHH sets Daniel up for the Pedigree, but Amiee trips his feet. HHH staggers, but doesn�t fall. He turns around to see who did it, giving Daniel enough time to nail an Inverted Rock Bottom on HHH. He goes for the pin�one�two�three!!
WINNER: New European Champion, Daniel Smith
Daniel and Amiee walk up the ramp to a chorus of cheers.
King: What a match, JR! I can�t believe that we�ve still got a lot on the card for tonight, and we�ve already seen this much action!
JR: I know, King! There�s lots more to come, next being the No DQ match between Undertaken and The Jock! These two have been at each other for a while now, and they settle their feud here at WrestleMania tonight!
No DQ Tasers at Ringside Match
The Jock vs. Undertaken
Stip: If Jock wins, Undertaken never gets a title shot� EVER. If Undertaken wins, The Jock cannot use Undertaken�s name in any of The Jock�s RPs or Interviews.
(Booked by Kid Sampson)
�Forgot about The Jock� hits, and the crowd cheers as the Jock walks out. He comes down to the ring, and examines the tasers at the side of the ring. Then, he slides in an waits. The Ministry�s music hits, and Undertaken walks out to a chorus of boos. He walks slowly to the ring, and then climbs in and runs straight for The Jock.
DING DING!!
The Jock blocks Undertaken�s first hit, and gives him multiple right hands. Then, the Jock whips Undertaken to the ropes and gives him a powerslam. The Jock pulls Undertaken to his feet, and picks him up for a DVD. But Undertaken counters, and rolls Jock into a pining combination�one�tw�quick kick out by Jock. Undertaken grabs the Jock by the head, and throws him over the top rope to the outside. Undertaken slides to the outside as the Jock grabs a taser. The Jock goes to stab Undertaken with the taser, but Undertaken dodges and gives Jock a reverse armbar. Jock drops the taser and screams in pain. Undertaken grabs a chair and tosses it to the floor. Then, he gives Jock a piledriver onto the chair! Undertaken pulls a table out from under the ring, and sets it up on the where the entrance ramp meets the ringside mats. Undertaken then tosses The Jock back into the ring. As Undertaken gets in, the Jock gives him a shoulder to the mid-section. The Jock then grabs Undertaken, and suplexes him out of the ring towards the table. But Undertaken lands on the ring apron instead, and puts a hand around Jock�s throat. Undertaken lifts the Jock up into the air, and chokeslams him out of the ring and through the table! The Jock is barely moving, and Undertaken is standing demonically on the ring apron. Undertaken drops to the ground, and grabs a taser from ringside. He slowly walks towards The Jock, smiling evilly.
JR: It�s over, the Jock is going to lose!
Undertaken stabs at the Jock, but the Jock swings a piece of the table into Undertaken�s arm, knocking the taser away. The Jock then kicks Undertaken in the groin, and slams a hunk of the table over his head. The Jock then grabs a taser, and rolls Undertaken into the ring. The Jock goes to the top rope, and the crowd cheers as the Jock jumps off the top rope towards Undertaken. The Jock goes to stab Undertaken in the torso as he jumps from the top rope, but Undertaken rolls out of the way and the Jock lands roughly. Undertaken slowly gets to his feet, as does the Jock. The Jock swings the taser at Undertaken, but Undertaken ducks. Then, Undertaken grabs The Jock, and gives him a Death Driver!
JR: Death Driver! Death Driver! It�s done!
Undertaken stands above the Jock, then slides out of the ring. Undertaken gets a table out from under the ring, and pushes it into the ring. Undertaken grabs Jock�s taser, and waits. The Jock manages to get to his feet, and Undertaken jabs the taser into his chest. The Jock spasms, and falls to the mat. The crowd boos as Undertaken sets the table up, and then pushes Jock to the top rope. Undertaken then signals for another Death Driver, and points to the table. Undertaken lifts Jock up, and sends him through the table with a Death Driver! Undertaken goes for the pin�one�two�three!
WINNER: Undertaken
The Jock is knocked out in the center of the ring, but Undertaken picks him up. He grabs Jock around the throat, and the crowd is booing tremendously. Undertaken lifts Jock up for a chokeslam, and holds him there momentarily.
ENTER: JoeJoeJamison
The crowd pops as JoeJoe runs from the front row of the crowd, and grabs a taser. He slides into the ring, and buries the table into Undertaken�s back. Jock drops to the mat as Undertaken feels the electricity surge through him. JoeJoe then helps the Jock to his feet, and the two men walk to the back to loud cheers.
King: I can�t believe it! JoeJoe was here at WrestleMania, and saved Jock!
JR: The Jock could have had a career-ending injury had Undertaken continued! That just goes to show you that anything can happen at WrestleMania! Next, we have Jake Ellis defending his X-Treme title against former tag champions Smash and Bensino in a 3-Way Dance!
X-Treme Title Match
Y2JakeEllis(c) vs. Smash vs. Bensino
(Booked by Silent Assassin)
Hardcore Holly�s music hits and Smash Holcomb makes his way down to the ring with his scale. As soon as Smash gets into the ring the Godfather�s music (without words) hits and Bensino enters with a trash can full of weapons. He leaves the weapons on the outside and steps into the ring. Smash swings the scale at Bensino but he ducks under it and delivers a release German suplex to Smash. Holcomb get back up quickly and starts exchanging punches with Bensino...
Suddenly �Kings� by Run DMC hits and, rather than taking his normal entrance, Y2JakeEllis runs full speed to the ring. He drops his Xtreme title belt on the outside and climbs to the top turnbuckle. Jake jumps off and hits Smash and Bensino with a double clothesline, knocking them both to the mat. Jake then slides out the other side of the ring and takes the time keeper�s chair. He climbs back into the ring and both men are back to their feet. Jake hits Smash over the head with the steel chair.
Jim Ross: Oh my God King, he literally bent that chair in half over the head of Smash Holcomb!
Jake turns to hit Bensino, but Bensino dropkicks the chair back into Jake�s face causing him to fall between the middle and bottom ropes and out of the ring. Bensino picks up Smash and gives him a spinning implant DDT, then goes for the early cover. The ref counts 1,2, but Smash puts his foot on the bottom rope before the 3. Jake gets up on the apron and then gives Bensino a hurricanrana off the top rope. Then he picks Bensino up and sends him running towards the ropes. When Bensino comes running back Jake performs a spinebuster. Smash begins climbing the turnbuckle but before he can jump off Jake hits the top rope causing Smash to fall groin first onto the to turnbuckle.
King: Looks like Smash Holcomb will be singing soprano for now on.
While Smash is still sitting on the turnbuckle Jake walks over and gives him a DVD. Meanwhile Bensino slide under the bottom rope and pulls a table out from under the ring.
He sets the table up on the outside, then grabs the Xtreme title belt, and gets back in the ring. Just as Jake locks a Texas cloverleaf on Smash, Bensino hits him in the face with his own belt. He then drags Jake to the outside where he puts him on the table. Bensino climbs to the top turnbuckle, taunts to the crowd, then leaps off to give Jake the Grind. Jake rolls out of the way just before he connects and Bensino goes crashing thruogh the table. Jake gets back in the ring and hits Smash with a spinning heel kick. Smash gets right back up only to receive a kick to the gut followed by the Deadly Face Drop. Next Jake locks on the Embraser. Smash is screaming in pain but refuses to give up. After a while Bensino climbs back into the ring, but not before grabbing a Kendo stick from his stash of weapons. Bensino attempts to hit Jake with it but Jake sees it coming and dodges out of the way. Jake gives Bensino an armwrench, grabs the Kendo stick, and cracks it over his head.
Jim Ross: Bensino is busted open!
King: What did you expect JR? That Kendo stick is a lethal weapon.
Jake picks Bensino back up and delivers the Extreme Edge.
Jim Ross: That is a brutal move.
King: Yeah, I think Bensino might have a broken nose.
Jake goes for the cover on Bensino: 1,2, Smash Holcomb breaks up the pin with an elbow drop. Smash picks Jake up and lifts him over his head. Smash throws Jake over the top rope and he lands on the announce table!
Jim Ross: Oh my God, oh my God, Jake just landed on our announce table and it didn�t even give!
King: .......................
Jim Ross: Looks like we lost the King but more importantly, Jake isn�t moving!
Smash goes for a cover on Bensino: 1,2, kick out. Smash argues with the ref about the count while Bensino gets back to his feet. He turns Smash around and gives him the Last Dance. Bensino climbs out of the ring and grabs a trash can. Smash gets back up and follows him to the outside. Bensino swings and hits Smash over the head with the can twice before knocking him to the ground. Bensino drops the dented can and start to drag Smash up the ramp. At this point Bensino is severely bleeding from the top of him head and from his nose. Once at the top Bensino sets Smash up for a powerbomb off the stage. However Bension has trouble lifting the big man and Smash reverses it into a back body drop. Bension falls off the stage and through a table below. Smash starts taunting on the stage.
Jim Ross: I can�t believe it Jake Ellis is getting up!!!
Jake runs around the ring and up the ramp. He runs straight over to Smash and gives him the Erotic Plunge. Rather than going a cover, Jake immediately jumps off the stage and hits Bensino with a flying headbutt. All three men are laying on the ground, Jake and Bensino on the broken table and Smash up on the stage. The ref begins the 10 count: 1.., 2.., 3.., 4.., 5..,
Jim Ross: None of them are moving
6.., 7.., 8.., Smash starts getting up 9.., Smash somehow manages to get to his feet before the ref counts 10. Smash then hits Bensino with the Smash Down from the top of the stage! He rolls over and covers Bensino with his arm. The ref counts: 1,2,3.
Winner: New Fantasy League Xtreme Champion, Smash Holcomb
King: We have a new Xtreme Champion!
Jim Ross: Oh great sounds like Lawler�s headset is working again (sarcastically), I really hope these three men are okay. Well, our next match is a career match. Since his arrival, Chandler Taylor has done nothing but piss people off. A few Friday�s ago on Fear, Mayhem defeated Chandler, forcing him to leave the FL. But since there was interference on both sides of the match, Chandler was reinstated. Now, these two square off to settle this matter once and for all!
MayhemMaster vs. ChandlerTaylor
Stip: If Mayhem wins, Chandler's gone for good. If Chandler wins, he stays
(Booked by TripleHHH2000)
*Mayhems music hits as he makes his usual entrance*
HF: His Opponnet.......Chandler!
*Chandlers music blasts and He gets into the ring*
JR:Well I can garutee you this one will be a Slobber Knocker!
JL: Just shut up JR!
{Mayhem and Chandler lock up and Mayhem takes Chandler down to the mat with a Crippler Cross Face.Chandler manages to crawl to the ropes but Mayhem keeps the hold on until the ref reaches the 5 count.Mayhem gets up but Chandler lays there.Mayhem reaches for Chandlers feet but Chandler kicks Mayhem in the face!Mayhem bends over after being kicked in the face.Chandler gets up and signals for a Powerbomb,he trys but Mayhem back body drops him.Mayhem goes to the top rope while Chandler is down,Mayhem trys for an elbow drop and nails it!Mayhem covers.1,2,kick out by Chandler!Mayhem stands up and looks shocked.He stands there catching his breath as Chandler starts to get up.Chandler sneaks behind Mayhem and delivers a low blow!}
*Camera goes back stage and shows HHH with a control in his hand. HHH presses a button and then the camera goes back to the ring*
JR:What The Hell!? The Hell In A Cell is lowering!
JL: I love it I love it!
*"Da Kings"DMC's DX song hits as HHH runs to the ring and slides in before the cage touches the ground*
{HHH grabs the ref and Pedigrees him.HHH grabs the ref and opens the Cell door and throws the ref outta the Cell and takes the ref shirt off the ref and puts it on and puts a chain around the door so no one else can get in.HHH climbs back in the ring as Mayhem and Chandler trade right hands}
JR:What The Hell!?He isnt the ref!
JL:Yes He is JR!Hes The VP!He can do anything!
{HHH grabs Chandler and kicks him and Pedigrees him!Mayhem lookes shocked but covers Chandler.HHH counts.1,2,3!}
JR: Damn That Isnt Right!
JL:Yahoo!This means Chandler is gone for good!AHAHAHAH!Cleverness by HHH!
{HHH raises Mayhems hand but then kicks Mayhem and Pedigrees him!HHH drags Mayhem outta the ring and starts to bang Mayhems Head into the side of the Cell.Mayhem grabs HHH's hair and and bangs him into the side of the Cell.Then Mayhem slings HHH into the side of the cage and both men begin to bleed really bad}
*The Cell raises as officials come down to the ring to break up Mayhem and HHH*
JR:Even though Chandler was screwed hes gone damnit!
JL:HAHAH!!Get over it JR!Hes gone
{Chandler gets up in the ring and trys to walk but he falls back down.Paremedics come to the ring and take Chandler away}
Winner=Mayhem Master by PIN
Loser=Chandler,He has to leave now
JR: Well ladies and gentelmen�..on this night of surprises we have yet another one. We have a guest ring announcer for this match�Pete Rose!!
Pete Rose enters to the Wrestlemania song.
Pete Rose: Hello everyone and I wouyld like to welcome you again to Wrestlemania 2000! (crowd pops) Now lets get on to buisness. I would�..(Pete is cut off as the crowd is loud) Shut up people��mani I hate this town.
Crowd: Boooo�..Shut up..you suck Pete.
King: These people have no respect. I�m listening Pete.
Pete Rose: This US Title Match is a Hell in a Cell matchup. It has no rules and will end by pinfall.
The Jere3K countdown begins. As it comes to an end Jere�s music hits. Flames go off at the stge as Jere appears and makes his way to the ring.
Pete Rose: Making his way to the ring..weighing in at 221 pounds..he is the challenger�The Great 666�The Hardcore�The Almighty Jere! (crowd boos)
JR: He knows he he likes�.whoever the fans don�t like!
Jere enters the ring as fireworks go off.
N together now hits..blue and red fireworks go off. The lights go out. Dan the Man and Kim begin sliding down from the celing.
Pete Rose: And his opponent�somehow he is the US champion. He ways 163 pounds. Hes being accompanied by a trampy girl named Kim. He is Dan the Woman.
JR: I think the Man will take exception to that.
Dan enters the ring with Kim and has a few words with Pete. Dan glances away then at a slit second goes charging at Pete Rose with a spear. He then picks up Pete Rose and tosses him out of the ring.
King: He can�t do that!
JR: Well he just did�and Pete deseved it�Now lets get this match started.
US Title Hell in a Cell Match
Dan the Man w/Kim � vs. JERE
(Booked by Y2JakeEllis)
JR: This is going to be a great match.
King: I hope
The referee holds the US belt in the air. The cell completes lowering and now surrounds the ring. Dan the Man hugs Kim then tells her to go back stge where it is safe. The ref then signals for the bell.
DING DING!
Jere and Dan the Man approach eachother with a stare down. The two glare at eachother almost daeing the opponent to take the first punch. The crowd is silent waiting. Suddenly Jere punches Dan the Man across the face with a hard right hand. The Man punches right back at Jere with the same impact. Jere grabs Dan�s arm and whips him across toi the rope. As Dan bounces back he is hit by Jere�s elbow. The man quickly gets up but Jere still has the advantage. Jere fires away at The Man with a round of puynches. The throws the man into the turnbuckle. Jere stalls then charges at The Man. Just as Jere gets there The Man moves and Jeres face is slammed into the turnbuckle. . The Mna goes from behind and rolls Jere up for the pin�1..Jere quickly kicks out. Jere gets up but befor he can fully The Man is up. The Man scoops up Jere and slams him down. The man slides out of the ring. From under the ring he grabs an aluminum bat with TWM written on it.
JR: The man sure knows how to use that thing!
The Man holds the bat up in the air as the crowd pops. The Man slides in the ring. As he charges at Jere with the bat..Jere ducks. Jere kicks the man in the back area and then takes the bat. Jere swings the bat at The Man and the bat goes crashing into the back of The Man. Jere pounds the bat against the back of The Man. Jere thn picks up The Man by the hair. Jere drags The Man to the ropes where he grabs The Man�s arm and thrusts him out of the ring sending the Man crushing into the cell wall. Jere stand in the ring taunting the Man before making charge and hitting The Man with a suicide dive from the ring. Jere stumbles to his feet and picks up The Man. Jere attempts to smash The Mans head into the steel cage but The Man counter and smashes Jere�s head into the cell wall. The man trips Jere with a drop toe hold. As Jere gets up The man hits a spinning heel kick. The man slides under the ring and pulls out a ladder. The mn throws the ladder into the ring. He slides in a nd begins to set it up. As he is doing so jere slides in. Jere throws his body at the ladder causing it to tumble down onto The Man. Jere sets the ladder up and begins to climb it. As jere gets to the top he poses for the crowd. The crowd boos, Jere takes a deep breath then jumps off the ladder landing on the fallen Dan the Man with a leg drop. Jere and The man are out from the leg drop and they lay helplessly for minutes. Finally Jere begins to move and throws his arm over the Man�.one, two, th�kickout
JR: I can�t believe The Man kicked out.
King: Neither can I. I have to say that was incredible.
At about the same time both men get up dazed. Dan the manr eaches to the ground and picks up the aluminum bat. The Man swings the bat and strikes Jere across the head with it. The Man takes the bat and slides out of the ring. He goes out of the cell. Throws the bat on top. Takes a mic. And begins to climb. As The Man gets to the top he begins to speak.
Dan the Man: Come on Jere come up here.
King: Don�t do it Jere.
Jere still lies on the mat.
Dan the Man: Come on Jere�you coward 9crowd pops at that)
Jere slowly begins to climb up from his feet. Jere then slides out of the ring. Jere begins to climb up the cell as The Man cracks jokes above. As Jere gets to the top. He gets stomped at by The Man. As jere gets up The Man swings the bat and hits jere across the face. Jere falls down and the cell gives way. Jere goes crashing through the cell landing on the ladder inside the ring! The Man then breaks away another portion of the roof of the cell,
JR: What on earth is he doing.
Dan the Man takes a deep breath then calls for the Coming From No Where.
JR: No�.don�t do it Dan�.don�t do it
Dan gets a crazy look then hits Coming From No Where off from the cell. He strikes Jere perfectly.
JR: NO�.No I can�t belive it
King: I have never seen anything like that..ever. Oh my gosh!
As both men are completely knocked out the Man finally rolls over and pins Jere. 1,2.
JR: Oh my gosh another kickout. How is Jere doing this.
The Man stumbles up. He picks up the ladder and holds it. He then charges at a getting up Jere who puts his boot in the air and blocks the ladder into the face of The man. Jere then pulls a bag of thumbtacks out of his pocket and pours them on the ring. He then locks the Walls of jere on the thumbatcks onto The Man.
JR: Oh I can�t even belive the pain Dan the Man must be in at the moment.
Jere locks the hold on. The Man helplessly tries to get to the ropes but it is no matter since there are no rules. Minutes go bye as Dan the Man screams in pain. Finally league officials enter the cell and take the hold off. A huge crew surround Jere in the corner as they begin to cart The Man out of the ring on a stretcher. As The Man is being wheeled up the stage. The Man sits up. He then begins to get off the stretcher.
JR: No Dan�don�t go back for more.
Dan begisn to walk down the aisel. The walk turns to a run as blood drips down his face. Jere can�t belive his eyes. The Man runs into the cell and slides into the ring. The man hits a right puch at jere�Jere punches back and backs Jere into the corner. The Man kicks Jere down�then charges at him and hits In a Manly Fashion. Th crowd cheers at the performance of The Man. The Man then puts jere in between 2 sides of a ladder and climbs the top rope. The Mn then hits Coming From No Where. The man trows his arm over Jere. 1,2,3.
JR: he did it. I can�t belive it.
King: I have to cheer for that performance.
Winner: and still US Champion Dan the Man JR: What a great performance. By both men Daniel Smith and Kim enter to help Up Dan The Man. Dan gets up holding his title. The crod pops loudly and stands on there feet for the performance.
King: Well, what�s next?
JR: That�s right, fans. As great of a night as this has been, we�ve got more for you! Next is Kid Sampson taking on Non-Retard. For the past few weeks, N-R has done everything he can to get under the skin of former World Champion Kid Sampson. Now, these two settle their differences here in the ring! Two men will get in the squared circle, but only one may walk out!
Kid Sampson w/ Heather vs. Non-Retard
(Booked by Kid Sampson)
The lights dim, and blue search lights flash across the arena. The crowd is in an uproar as �The Memory Remains� plays, and Kid Sampson and Heather walk out to the ring. Kid shakes some fans� hands as he walks out, and the crowd whistles for Heather as she gets in the ring with Kid. They taunt the crowd, until �Why Can�t We Be Friends� comes on, and Non-Retard walks out. He stands on the entrance ramp, making lewd gestures at Heather. Sampson bounces off the ropes and does a suicide dive right onto N-R, much to the crowd�s delight.
DING DING!
Sampson rolls off of N-R, and pulls him to his feet. Sampson gives N-R some wild punches to the head before picking him up and giving him a piledriver onto the entrance ramp. Sampson grabs N-R around the head and drags him back to the ring. Upon entering the ring, N-R gives Sampson a low blow and then a snap suplex. N-R pulls Sampson to his feet, and gives him a hanging vertical suplex. N-R taunts Heather on the outside of the ring, giving Kid Sampson enough time to sneak up behind N-R and nail a reverse DDT. The crowd is screaming as Kid Sampson sets N-R up for a swinging neckbreaker, and nails it! Sampson whips N-R into the corner, but N-R counters and sends Sampson to the corner. Non-Retard climbs the ropes and pummels Sampson with punches to the head before giving him a Tornado DDT! Non-Retard goes for the cover�one�two�kick out by Sampson! N-R picks Kid up and gives him a hangover suplex, but again only gets a two count. N-R pulls Sampson to his feet and whips Sampson off of the ropes. N-R lifts Sampson up for a back body drop, but Kid counters it into a swinging DDT! The crowd is going crazy as both men lay on their backs. Kid manages to get up first and pulls N-R to his feet. Sampson runs off of the ropes for a clothesline, but N-R picks Sampson up and tosses him to the outside floor. N-R climbs out of the ring and walks slowly towards Heather. Heather is backing away, telling N-R to get away. As N-R continues to approach, Heather slaps him across the face!
King: Oh my, he just got slapped! Hehehehe
JR: Did you hear the sound of that slap from Heather? Non-Retard must be fuming!
N-R�s face turns bright red as he fills with anger. He swings his arm back to hit Heather, but Kid grabs it from behind, turns him around, and gives him a DDT. Sampson lifts N-R into the air and gives him a Snake Eyes onto the crowd barrier. Kid grabs N-R and throws him into the ring. Kid climbs to the top rope and goes for a body splash, but N-R moves out of the way and Sampson lands right on the ref!
King: The ref�s knocked out, JR! The ref�s out!
N-R pulls Sampson to his feet and gives him a Russian Leg Sweep. Non-Retard signals for the Graham Cracka Flapjack, and lifts Kid up. But Kid slides off of N-R�s shoulders, and gives him a Silencer!
JR: Silencer! Silencer! It�s over! Sampson�s won!
King: But there�s no referee!
Both men are laying in the middle of the ring, but Kid Sampson starts moving towards N-R, going for the cover. He gets an arm over Non-Retard, and the crowd counts, �ONE! TWO! THREE!� Sampson rolls over and pulls himself into the corner, trying to get energy back. Heather is on the outside, slamming her palms on the ring apron to revive Sampson.
ENTER: Y2JakeEllis
Jake Ellis comes running from the back. He has a steel chair in hand, and slides into the ring. Kid Sampson turns around, and Jake smashes the chair over his head.
JR: My God! What�s Jake Ellis doing?!
Jake gives Kid Sampson a few more chairshots, then rolls out of the ring. Non-Retard gets to his feet, and picks Sampson up. The referee manages to come to just as Non-Retard picks Kid up and gives him a Graham Cracka Flapjack! Non-Retard goes for the cover�one��two��.three!!
WINNER: Non-Retard
JR: I can�t believe it, King! Y2JakeEllis just turned on Kid Sampson! The Ass Kickin� Soldiers have just taken a major blow!
King: I never liked them anyways�
JR: Do you have no sense of morals, King?! Do you know what Jake has just done?
King: Yep.
JR: You�re impossible, King. Well, I can�t imagine moving on from some of the great matches we�ve seen thus far tonight, but we�ve still got three matches left! The next one is the Tag Team titles match as Bensino and his chosen partner fight The Nation!
Tag Title Match
Bensino & Chosen Partner (c) vs. The Nation
(Booked by Silent Assassin)
�Just Like This� by Limp Bizkit hits and The Nation enters with Britney, Krysta, Jay, Outlaw, and Sandman.
Jim Ross: I think tonight will be the night The Nation captures some tag team gold.
King: Forget about The Nation JR, lets talk about the puppies! Jim Ross: Oh shut up King.
All of Countdown enters the ring and taunts to the crowd until the Godfather�s music (without words) hits and Bensino comes out with a tag title belt. Bensino is wearing a nose guard and has a bandage on his head. He stops at the top of the stage to wait for his partner. �Real American� plays and 100% Whoop A$$ comes out with the other belt. 100% and Bensino come down to the ring while Jay, Outlaw, Sandman, and the two women climb to the outside.
Jim Ross: This is gonna� be a real sloberknocker!
Blackice and 100% start off, they circle the ring a few times then charge at each other. Blackice ducks under a clothesline form 100% then gives him a back suplex. Blackice pulls 100% back up, whips him into the ropes, and gives him a Samoan Drop. Blackice taunts Bensino, who tries to get into the ring. The ref stops him while Blackout runs in and The Nation starts to stomp on 100%. The ref turns around and forces Blackout back to his corner. Blackice lifts 100% up and delivers a swinging neckbreaker then makes the tag to Blackout. Blackout enters and throws 100% into the corner. He climbs to the second rope and starts punching 100% in the head.
Crowd: 1,2,3,4,5,6,7
100% reverses the punches into a powerbomb. 100% crawls over to his corner and tags Bensino. Bensino runs over and gives Blackout an elbow drop then punches Blackice off the apron and to the outside. Bensino picks Blackout up then gives him a brainbuster and starts to dance. Blackout gets back up again but receives a DDT from Bensino. Bensino walks over and tags 100%. Blackice is trying to get to his corner but 100% stops him. 100% gives Blackout a piledriver then starts choking him on the mat. The ref breaks up the illegal choke hold and Blackout gets back to his feet as 100% argues with the ref. Blackout grabs 100% from behind and delivers the Falling Star. Blackout goes for the cover: 1,2, Bensino breaks up the pin.
Jim Ross: We almost had new tag team champions!
Blackout drags 100% to his corner and tags Blackice. Blackout holds 100% down and Blackice gives him a frog splash from the top rope. Blackice goes for the cover: 1,2, kickout. Blackice can�t believe 100% kicked out. He picks 100% up and whips him to the ropes. Upon return, Blackice gives 100% a DVD. Blackice makes a quick tag to Blackout and The Nation gives 100% a double team suplex. Blackout goes for the cover. The ref counts: 1,2, Bensino breaks up the pin again. Blackout tries to attack Bensino but the ref holds him back. 100% hits Blackout with a low blow from behind then delivers a release German suplex. Both men slowly crawl to their corners and tag their partners. Blackice and Bensino run straight towards each other. Blackice punches Bensino right in the nose and Bensino falls to the mat holding his face, screaming in pain.
Jim Ross: His nose must be broken. The referee should just stop the match.
Blackice starts laughing at Bensino then whispers something to Blackout and the rest of Countdown. Blackice walks back over to Bensino and tears the nose guard off his face. Meanwhile Britney and Krysta climbs up on the apron and distract the ref. Jay, Outlaw, and Sandman run over to the corner of the tag champs, where they pull 100% Whoop A$$ to the outside and start attacking him. Blackout grabs a chair from the outside and slides it into the ring. Blackice climbs to the top turnbuckle while Blackout puts Bensino on his shoulders. The Nation delivers the Total Darkness to Bensino, face first into the chair. Blackout quickly grabs the chair and slides out of the ring, and Blackice makes the cover. He yells for the ref who turns around and counts: 1,2,3.
Winners: New Tag Team Champions, The Nation
Jim Ross: Bensino is bleeding from the nose and I think he�s unconscious. He shouldn�t have even competed in this match.
Countdown celebrates the victory in the ring while paramedics rush Bensino away.
J.R: Well King this is where I make my exit....Kenshin is going to do the commentary for this match.
King: oh...just swell. J.R. come on he's a good kid....
King: yeah but everytime he.... "Just" by Radiohead hits......Kenshin enters to thousands of screaming fans!!!
Kenshin: WELCOME TO THE END OF THE LINE!!!!! *HUGE POP*
Kenshin: It's been great so far but it's not over yet!!! **Crowd Cheers**
Kenshin: Everybody ready??.......I said: IS EVERYBODY READY!! ***THE CROWD ROARS***
Kenshin: tonight we still got an I.C title and our main event!!! Slam vs. X!!!!!
**Crowd cheers loudly**
Kenshin: well look who we have here....(cameras cut to the "Backstreet Boys" sitting in the center row).....If it isn't the Backside Boys....**crowd laughs**.....Funny, I thought Gay men don't watch wrestling....**crowd laughs*** I'm just kidding you guys are great...really.
[Kenshin begins to make his way the announcers table.....take his seat next to king]
Kenshin: King.
King: Kenshin.
Kenshin: well right now were gonna see that idiot Zero against Double H....and this match Zero has to prove himself here in the WTFL...the X-treme championship isn't gonna cut...but tonight he might lose cause personally I don't think Zero's speed can match HH's power.
King: right Kenshin, but I think you're doing what alot of do to Zero and that's underestimate him.
Kenshin: sure whatever...it took Zero like 11 tries to beat JERE....
King: and he finally did it...
Kenshin: too little too late....tonight if that idiot is going to win (which he won't) he gonna have to give it his all....or cheat.
King: That won't be happening because Zero has told Slam to stay out of this match....
Kenshin: yeah so? when is the last time any of them followed anyone's orders...let alone keep their word...those two have something planned and......
"I am the Bullgod" hits......
HH's fireworks go in a giant blaze!! Illuminating the stage and every on it
HH enters the ring as the main riff hits....Another man is standing next to him surrounded by ladies.....
King: Who is that with HH?
Kenshin: you don't know who that is? That's......KID ROCK!!!! **Kid starts to sing as HH taunts the cheering crowd**
Kid Rock: I am the bullgod...I am free...and I feed on all that is forsaken I'm gonna get you....I see through you...I'm gonna get you...(Kid Rock is about to go into the main verse but HH cuts him short)
HH: cut my music! **HH stares out at the crowd**
HH: well Z.R.O...you made it....welcome to hell because tonight my career will not end! but yours will! After tonight there will be no more trash talking...after tonight you will be so beaten that you'll never show your face around here again!! You wanna know why I added that stip? Because I won't lose! I'm so damn sure that I won't lose that put my career on the line. Why? But I am THE GAME....I am THAT DAMN GOOD!!......I Am THE BULLGOD!!! and tonight zero it will be....GAME OVER!!
HH walks to a Ring side Table and sits Down with Kid Rock & Chyna
**On the Titan-Tron is an upsidedown american flag with Neo-Elite spraypaint in red paint on it**
**a riff and beat start playing throughout the arena**
The left Side of the arena lights up.....and a ring anouncer says....
Ring Anouncer: Everybody will you please welcome......RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE!!!
**THE CROWD GETS OFF THIER FEET AND GOES INSANE!!!***
Zach De La Rocha: Wait a minute now...Ha Aha Cmon...Wait a minute now Check...To tha young r to tha e tha b to tha e tha l Never give up just live up...Fed upon America....I be spittin it up....Rippin it up.
........ Even amount in each cup To my brothers burning bare feet on black top.....Whose curled neath tha shadows....From the gaze of the cops...Whose huntin for 9 to 5s through factory locks.... Is now hunted on this modern day auction block.
Z.R.O and Slam enter as Z.R.O's fireworks go off....
Zach De La Rocha: Mic Check, Ha Aha I be the anti-myth rhythm rock shocka...Mic Check, Ha Aha I be the anti-myth rhythm rock shocka, what?..... Mic Check, Ha Aha I be the anti-myth rhythm rock shocka.... Mic Check, Ha Aha I be the anti-myth rhythm rock shocker, why
..........Flexin and mashin.. With complex text... Fast and in a fashion... That snap back necks... Quicker than a fed cash tha company checks.... Huh, I be tha fire only Marley could catch.... Yes, I be tha flame in tha cellar beware.... Where nameless cold millions gaspin for air...... Tha naked and wageless .....Scream within cages, huh They make you pull your shit Just to get your share, what?
............Mic Check, Ha Aha I be the anti-myth rhythm rock shocker...... Mic Check, Ha Aha I be the anti-myth rhythm rock shocker, what?............ Mic Check, Ha Aha I be the anti-myth rhythm rock shocker......... Mic Check, Ha Aha I be the anti-myth rhythm rock shocker, what?
**Z.R.O looks over the crowd**
Zach De La Rocha: Welcome down with the warrior sound, Uh.
Z.R.O: cut the music! Thanks Zach! Rage against the Machine exits
Z.R.O removes his Helmut.....
Z.R.O: Double H!!! You come out here a say that you are gonna beat me?? ME?? well.....your right...(long pause)....but theres something you don't seem to understand....Tonight someone will be hurt....Tonight there will be pain...true pain! Tonight there will be blood and there will be HELL!! In that very cell. Tonight HH one way or another....your career will be over. Wiether you can't walk again or Weither you are ejected by me!! I'll do anything....tonight...to see your career end here!! get ready because tonight....We just may kill each other
Z.R.O bids Slam good bye and makes his way towards the ring...
Kenshin: well you heard here folks...Z.R.O will lose tonight!!!
King:.....either that or they both could end up not wrestling again.....
IC Title Hell in a Cell ZRO Rules Match
Double H (c) vs. ZRO
(Booked by Kenshin)
~~Ding~~Ding~~~
HH and Z.R.O stare at each other...as the cage is slowly lowered on the ring....
Kenshin: come on Double H!!! Make this quick!!
King:....
HH and Z.R.O both go for a lock up....Zero spin around and put HH in a 'Front headlock'...HH starts charging into Zero...ramming into the turn buckle...HH punches Zero in the rib and puts him on the turnbuckle...and does a 'super back drop'.....
Kenshin: there's that power I was talking about.....
HH goes up top....and attempts a flying shoulder block....but Z.R.O gives him an 'air dropkick' into his stomach!!! Z.R.O picks HH up and rams his face into the turn buckle..whips HH off the rope..wheel kick! Z.RO goes to pick double H up again...HH give zero a 'low blow into a DDT'!!!...HH spin around and put a sleephold on Z.R.O....Z.R.O scratches at HH's Face...Z.R.O give HH a 'rising spear' on his way up...HH get back up clothesline by Z.R.O!! Z.R.O goes for a kick to mid section but HH grabs his foot...stands up and gives him a 'capture suplex'!!!! HH picks Z.R.O up...hits a suplex..holds on...turn it into a Reverse suplex!!...HH goes to the outside...reaches under the ring and grabs a Chair...turns around and Z.R.O is on the turnbuckle!! Z.R.O give Double H a 'Missle dropkick' while HH is holding the chair...causing the chair to hit HH in the face!! Z.R.O picks up the chair....and Slams it into HH's back!! Z.R.O throw the Chair into the ring..reach under the ring and pulls out 2 bats and throws them into the ring as well....Z.R.O rolls HH into the ring and he follows....Z.R.O picks up the chair but turnaround and Double H punches the chair into zero's face!! HH picks up the chair and hits zero in the stomach...and then into the ribs!! HH calls for 'Game over'...he hooks zero's arms...but Z.R.O diverts his wieght and grabs HH's arm twisting it....into the 'armtwist famasser' combo onto the chair!!! Z.R.O goes for the pin......1...kickout!
Kenshin: not even a 2 count.
Z.R.O picks up HH and whips him to the ropes....then he give HH multiple dropkicks...and dropkicks HH right out of the ring!!!...Z.R.O runs back and attempts a flying body splach to the outside...HH moves...Z.R.O lands on the side of the cell but holds on..and does a rounding slash onto HH!! the Pin...1.....2....kickout!.......Z.R.O tries to pick HH up but is punched in the gut...HH picks Z.R.O up and does a powerbomb into the side of the cage!!! HH runs in and grabs the two bats and climb back out....he starts hittin zero with the bat!! HH then reaches into his attire....and Pulls out A PAIR OF HAND CUFFS!!!.....HH latches them onto Z.R.O connecting him to the Cell door...and begins attacking him with the bat!! (Z.R.O lip and nose begins to bleed)....HH attacks zero's ribs and back....HH goes and grabs the chair...whips off the rope while holding the chair and splashes into zero over the ropes with the chair!!!....HH uncuffs Z.R.O...and holds zero like a battering ram...and rams him into the cell trying to open the cell door...everytime zero is rammed into the door it open a little and he screams
King: this match should be called...this isn't right
**The Cell door bursts open!!...with HH and Z.R.O pouring out of it***
HH picks Z.R.O and bodyslams him onto the spanish anouncers table.....and hops up too...picks zero and kicks him in the mid section calling for 'GAME OVER'....and does it!!! crashing throught the anouncers table!!!....goes for the pin......1.........2.........3!
1 pin = Double H
.....HH get off of zero and walk over to the english anouncers table.....
Kenshin: hahahahaha...Double H is gonna sit with us....good job HH! HH: that's right Kenshin it's over all I need is one more pin...which will be easy. Z.R.O can't possible...**huff**...have anymore energy in that puny body of his....(HH looks over....) *stands up* where did he go?
**Crash!!!** Z.R.O hits HH over the head with a champagne bottle.....the bootle cuts HH's face wide open!!....Z.R.O grabs Kenshins lemonade and splashes it into HH's face!!!...HH grabs at his face screaming......Z.R.O whips HH into the cage!!...Z.R.O walks back in the ring area...reaches under the ring...and takes out....A BARB WIRE BAT!!!..HH sees the barb wire Bat and proceeds to climb the cell....and reaches the top waiting for Z.R.O.....
King: if Z.R.O is smart he won't follow Double H
Kenshin: he's an idiot....
Z.R.O reaches under the ring and pulls out a bag of tacks!!! then he attaches a chain to the barbwire bat...and starts to climb the cage....Double H is waiting there....Z.R.O climbs down and switches sides....climbs up and reaches the Top before HH does...HH tries to rush Z.R.O but Z.R.O does a 'spinning back kick' Z.R.O puts down the Barbwire bat and whips HH with the chain!! Z.R.O wraps the chain around HH's neck choking him.....Z.R.O gets up and walk to the edge...and taunts the crowd....**the crowd roars** HH comes up from behind....and turns Z.R.O around kicks him in the nuts!! and hits the 'GAME OVER'...HH pick Z.R.O up and yells over the edge for Kid Rock to move away from his table.....and tosses Z.R.O off the cell!!! Sending Z.R.O crashing into the Table below!!!
King:....oh my god...get the E.....
**lights go out**
**a familar blue searchlight search the ring....and lands on HH!!!**
It's Mr.Boejangles!!! He's on top of the cage!!!.......HH turns around and is hit with a Kendo Stick!!....Boejangle stabs HH in the stomach with the Kendo stick!!!Boejangles give HH the 'Boejangle Bomb'!!!! Boejangle then takes HH and gives him the 'Justice Edge'(outsiders edge) off of the cage!!!! onto the English annoucers table!!!!!!.......HH falls crashing into the table facefirst breaking upon impact...
**lights flick back on**
Z.R.O Begin to slowly get up and walk over to HH and Pins him.....1.......2......3!!!!!
1 pin = Z.R.O
Kenshin: ok...tables is screwed up now...call the match....
EMT come out and start to carry Z.R.O and HH out....Z.R.O and HH start fight off the EMT's...Z.R.O is only kicking...HH is on one side of the cell and begins climbing.....Z.R.O begin climbing the other side...
King: they're trying to get to that barbwire bat!!
HH reaches the top just before Z.R.O does and picks up the barbwire bat!!...Z.R.O runs at HH but receives the barbwire bat right into his stomach...HH clobbers it over his back!!! Z.R.O goes straight down!!! HH taunts over Z.R.O....Z.R.O gives HH a low blow!!! **the crowd is on there feet** Z.R.O puts HH on his shoulder....and delivers the Z.R.O driver!! sending HH through the cage onto the spilled tacks...Z.R.O fall through with him!!!! a dark pool of blood of marks where they fell....Z.R.O is on top of HH...ref goes for the count.......1........2.......3!!!!
New I.C Champ: Z.R.O!!!
Kenshin: can't believe this!!!!
EMT's run in carrying out HH and Z.R.O both men bleeding profusely..
King: two words...
Kenshin: whadda match!
The WrestleMania 2000 music plays softly as JR, Kenshin, and Jerry Lawler get in the ring.
Kenshin: Ladies and gentlemen, may I have your attention. It�s time for our main event! This match has only one stipulation� it is a LADDER match! And it is for the WRESTLING TALKS FANTASY LEAGUE HEAVYWEIGT CHAMPIONSHIP OF THE WORLD!
The crowd erupts in cheers.
Jim Ross: Introducing first, the challenger. He�s the Fantasy League�s current President. Being accompanied to the ring by vallet Erika, X!
The lights go out. A bright white light flashes, and then the lights go normal as a giant "X" is displayed on the TWR2tron. The crowd lets out a colossal pop as X appears under the TWR2tron. Lights flash, and X�s body makes the shape of an "X" in silhouette. He turns around and walks down the ramp giving high-five's as Erika follows behind. X performs a moonsault off the ropes and into the center of the ring, and the lights dim as an "X" made from fireworks goes off as X does a standing back flip in the middle of the ring.
The three announcers get back into the ring.
King: And the champion, who won the WTFL World Title at Maximum Carnage, Slam!
�F�N in the Bushes� comes on, and Slam walks out to loud heat. Slam stands on the stage, taunting X and the crowd. Then, he slowly walks down the ramp. He sees the ladder and mocks it, walking underneath and dancing around it. Then, he approaches the ring and slowly gets in.
Kenshin, JR, and the King all sit at the announcing table.
Kenshin: This is gonna be one hell of a fight, guys!
JR: You can bet on that, Kenshin!
World Title Ladder Match
Slam (c) vs. X w/ Erika
(Booked by Kid Sampson)
DING DING!!
Slam is reluctant to lock up with X, and the crowd is chanting �Kick his ass! Kick his ass!� Slam and X finally lock up, and X gets a standing armbar on Slam, but Slam counters and gives X a snapmare into a sleeper hold. X manages to kick out of the sleeper hold and gets to his feet, but Slam nails a running knee to the face, and knocks X into the corner. Slam then gives X a few kicks to the mid section, and then whips him to the opposite corner. But X reverses it and gives Slam a shortarm clothesline instead. X pulls Slam to his feet and gives him a dropkick, which knocks Slam out of the ring. Slam gets up, and grabs the ladder. He sets the ladder up on the outside, and then climbs back into the ring. X nails a running clothesline on Slam, and then gets a jumping piledrvier after that. X tries to suplex Slam out of the ring and into the standing ladder, but Slam twists and lands on the ring apron. As X turns around, Slam jumps onto the top rung of the ladder, and then jumps off, grabbing the back of X�s head and giving him a guillotine on the ropes! Slam gets to his feet, and pushes the ladder into the ring. Slam puts the ladder in the corner of the ring, and goes back towards X. Slam gives X an Irish Whip right into the ladder! X falls down to his chest in pain as Slam grabs the ladder and sets it up in the middle of the ring. Erika screams for X to get up, and Slam begins to make his way up the rungs of the ladder towards the World title belt. X gets to his feet, and gives the ladder a hard dropkick, sending Slam chest-first into the ropes. Slam bounces back, and lands painfully on his shoulders. X grabs the ladder and slams it down on Slam�s lower back. X then lays the ladder across the middle of the ring. X whips Slam into the corner, and gives him a superplex onto the ladder! X sets the ladder up, and begins to climb. Slam comes to, and goes after X. X can almost touch the title belt, but Slam gives him a high-angle belly-to-back suplex off of the ladder. Both men are laying in the middle of the ring, trying to build some kind of strength.
ENTER: Silent Assassin
Silent Assassin walks out slowly with a chair in hand. He sneaks quietly down to the ring, but the crowd alerts Erika to SA�s presence. Erika walks over to SA, and turns him around. She�s screaming at Silent Assassin, telling him to leave the ring. SA shakes the chair, telling Erika that he�s going to end X�s career and cost him the title. Erika lands a huge slap across SA�s face.
JR: Did you hear that slap?! My god! She really nailed him!
Kenshin: *chuckling* Girl power!!
In the ring, Slam gets to his feet and whips X off the ropes and hits a powerslam. Slam then gives X a Russian Leg Sweep. Slam starts to climb the ladder, but X gets up and goes after him. X grabs Slam, and gives him a side powerbomb off of the ladder!
Meanwhile, Silent Assassin is fuming from the slap. He throws the chair to the floor and grabs Erika. He lifts her into the air as if he were going to give her a DVD onto the chair.
ENTER: Kid Sampson, MayhemMaster, Sting, and Heather
JR: It�s the AKS! The AKS are coming to Erika�s aid!
Kenshin: Time for some ass kickin� at it�s best!
What�s left of the Ass Kickin� Soldiers run down to the ring. Mayhem pulls Erika off of Silent Assassin and Kid Sampson gives SA a Silencer onto the chair! Mayhem grabs SA and gives him the DDT onto the steel chair!
JR: Silent Assassin�s face is busted open! The AKS are beating the hell out of him! They�re making sure no one interferes in this match!
King: I can�t believe they�re doing this to our commissioner!
Sting then nails a powerbomb on SA while Erika and Heather cheer X on. Back in the ring, X pulls the fallen Slam to his feet. X grabs Slam and gives him an overhead belly-to-belly suplex. Then, X begins to climb the ladder once more. Slam gets to his feet as X gets a firm grip on the World Title belt, and Slam gives X a low blow. X stands at the top of the ladder, hurt. Slam climbs up the rungs and then gives X a King�s Cutter off of the ladder!
King: It�s the King�s Cutter!
JR: That�s it! One man cannot take any more punishment!
Kenshin: It�s definitely over, guys.
Both Slam and X are laying in the ring. The ladder has fallen over, and is leaning on the ropes. Slam starts to get up, and he grabs the ladder. He looks up at the title, then at X, who�s laying face down in the middle of the ring. Slam sets the ladder up in one of the corners of the ring. He then picks X up and puts him in the opposite corner. Slam punches X in the head a few times, and then tries to whip him into the ladder. But somehow, X gathers strength. As Slam whips him into the corner, X swings around and gets a hold of Slam. Then, X gives Slam the X-Plex right into the ladder!
JR: X-Plex into the ladder! Oh my God! This is complete chaos! These two men aren�t fighting for the title anymore� they�re FIGHTING FOR THEIR LIVES!!
X stands, but has trouble getting his balance. Erika is screaming at ringside, and the fans are rioting, yelling as loud as they can for X to regroup. X grabs the ladder and sets it up in the middle of the ring. X begins to climb the ladder slowly. Slam starts to stand up, and sees X climbing the ladder. X is almost at the top. He�s reaching for the title. He looks down to see Slam get to his feet. Slam runs off the ropes and dives shoulder-first into the ladder. But X leaps into the air, and grabs the title!
WINNER: X
JR: X has the title! We�ve got a new champ!
Kenshin: Let the parties begin! WHOOO!
X falls from where the ladder used to be, clutching the title in his hands. He lands roughly in the middle of the ring. Slam is laying in the opposite corner, then rolls out and to the ground. Sampson, Mayhem, Sting, Heather, and Erika all climb into the ring. MayhemMaster and Sting lift X onto their shoulders while Sampson grabs a mic.
Kid: Ladies and gentlemen, with Jake Ellis turning his back on the Ass Kickin� Soldiers earlier tonight, that leaves a spot open. And I think one man just proved that he deserves to fill that spot. The newest member of the AKS� and NEW FANTASY LEAGUE WORLD CHAMPION, X! The crowd cheers as the new AKS celebrates in the ring, as WrestleMania 2000 concludes.