World Title Tournament Finals
Double H vs. Dan the Man
IC Title 3-Way Dance
Zero (c) vs. Jere vs. Mixx
No DQ Grudge Match
Kid Sampson vs. MayhemMaster
Tag Titles Match
Jake & Stryker (c) vs. Double H & Kid Sampson
Winner is the President of the WTFL
X vs. Kenshin
Six Man Tag Match
Mike Foley & 2D vs. Non-Retard, Ted, & Bob
X-Treme Title 3-Way Dance
Meteor vs. Mike Foley vs. Current Champion (either George or Heather)
X-Treme Title Match
George (c) vs. Heather
WTFL Retribution
[A lead up video to all the feuds are shown. The PPV music then plays as the camera cuts to the arena. Rows of fireworks and pyro go off as a wide shot of the arena is shown]
JR: Hello everyone�.and welcome to Retribution!!!! We have been sold out for months here and we are going to get things kickied off with a 6 man tag match! Hello everyone I am Good Old JR along with Jerry �The King� Lawler.
King: WE have a great show!
-- Six Man Tag Match --
N-R, Ted, and Bob vs. The Dark One (aka Mike Foley) , Voo Doo and Mike 2 Dope
--( "Why Can't We Be Friends?" Hits, As Non-retard, Ted And Bob Make their Way To The Ring... The TWR2tron Shows "Old-2k", And Bob And Ted High Five Each Other...)--
--( "Dragula" by Rob Zombie Starts, As VooDoo, Mike Foley And Mike 2 Dope Make Their Way To The Ring...)--
The Match Starts With Non-retard And VooDoo... Non-retard attempts to Powerslam VooDoo, But VooDoo Turns It Into A Arm Drag Takeover... Non-retard Reverses A Northern Lights Suplex Attempt By VooDoo Into A Vicious Spinebuster... Non-retard Then Body Slam's VooDoo And Tags In Bob... Bob Climbs The Turnbuckle And Hits A Moonsault On VooDoo!! Bob Then Celebrates On The Corner Turnbuckle... VooDoo Takes Bob In The Eletric Chair Drop Position On The Turnbuckle And Then VooDoo Falls Back To The Mat, Causing Bob To Fall Straight On His Head! VooDoo Tags In Mike 2 Dope... Bob Then Attempts To Bulldog Mike, But Mike Turns It Into A Reverse Atomic Drop... Mike Then Turns Bob Around And Lands A Clothesline From Hell!! Bob Gets Up And Whips Mike To The Ropes... Bob Attempts To Backbody Drop Mike, But Mike Sends Him Down With A 2DopeBomb!! A 2DopeBomb On Bob!! VooDoo gets In The Ring And Sets Up A Chair In The Middle of It... Mike Tags In TheDarkOne... TheDarkOne Gets Bob Onto The Chair And Lands The Pull Of Fate Onto It!! The Pull of Fate On A Chair!! VooDoo And Mike 2 Dope Clothesline Ted And Non-retard Out Of The Ring, Once They Enter It! Mike 2 Dope Does The 2DopeDrop From The 2nd Turnbuckle, And TheDarkOne Gets A Pin On Bob... TheDarkOne Gets A Three Count!!
Winner Of This Match - The Dark One's Team (The Dark One, VooDoo And Mike 2 Dope)
JR: That was a great match King. And we have even more action tonight. Next we have a European 3 Way Ladder Match Battle!
-- Euro Title Ladder Match --
The Wolf (c) vs. Chubbs vs. D(deadclown)
--( "Chris Benoit's Music" Hits As "The Wolf" Makes His Way To The Ring... The Wolf Is Holding The European Title Over His Shoulder... The Wolf Has Proven To Be One Of The Better European Champions In A While... He's 100% Pure Technical Wrestler, And He's Going To Be A Good Challenge Against "D" And "Chubbs" In This Ladder Match...)--
The Wolf: "Well, Chubbs And D... You Ask For A Title Shot Against Me, Tonight... And You Have It... But That's Completely The Least Of Your Problems... Winning This Match is Just A Bonus For Me... You're Going To Receive The Beating Of Your Life, And It's Going To Be From Me... And After This Beating, I'll Climb This Ladder And Retain The European Championship Belt!"
--( "The Real Slim Shady" by Eminem Starts, As Chubbs And Eminem Make Their Way To The Ring... Chubbs Enters The Ring, As Eminem Walks Around The Ring And Takes A Microphone From The Announcing Table... Eminem And Chubbs Make Their Way To The Center Of The Ring...)--
Eminem: "Yes, I Am The Real Slim Shady... And You'll All Have To Forced To Listen To Me... Chubbs... Chubbs Wins Against You "Wolf"... Wolf, Your Not Making Anyone Scared With That Accent... So Go On And Leave For Dublin, Republic of Ireland And Let Chubbs Retain The Title!"
Chubbs: "Well, I Don't Know About That... I'm Going To Beat The Hell Out Of Both D And The Wolf... And After That, I'll Beat On Them Again... So When I Have The Chance, I'll Climb This Ladder To Get The European Title In Suspension... And I'll Leave This Arena With THE European Title In My Very Hand... Be Careful, Wolf... Be VERY Careful..."
--(Lights Go Out And Sirens and Gunfire are going off and then the Lights Start Flashing Blue And Red Like Cop Lights And A Searchlight hits the Stage And "F**KIN' WIF D" By DMX Comes On And The Lights Go Up The Ramp To D And Samonya Standing At The Top Of The Ramp And The Lights Follow Them To The Ring...)--
D: "Well, I Guess We All Forgot About Someone.... Chubbs, Wolf... You Will Be Crushed... You Will Be Crushed In Just A Matter Of Seconds... Once I'm Done With Both of You, I'll Be The European Champion... Being The European Champions Means Everything To Me, Now... Set That European Title In Suspension Now, Because it's Just A Matter of Time Until I Win It And Leave The Arena..."
Chubbs And D Start Off By Using A Double DDT, And Multiple Stomps On The Wolf. Chubbs And D Attempt To Double Northen Lights Suplex The Wolf, But The Wolf Sends A DDT On Both of Them Straight To The Mat... The Wolf Gets Up, And He's In The Middle Of The Ring... Chubbs Attempts To Spear The Wolf, But Chubbs Hits D With A Spear Down Straight To The Mat...Then Chubbs Locks Into The Figure Four Leglock On D... The Wolf Climbs The Ladder, And Lands A Diving Elbow Drop On D!! D Gets Up And Starts Beating On Chubbs... Chubbs Gets Hit With A Piledriver, From D... D Whips the Wolf Into The Corner... D Attempts A Tornado DDT From The Ladder, But The Wolf Turns It Into A Superplex! Chubbs Then Picks Both D And The Wolf Up... Chubbs Hits A Double Clothesline On Both The Wolf And D... Chubbs Then Picks D And Full Nelson Suplex's Him... Chubbs Then Climbs The Ladder... The Wolf Runs Into Chubbs On The Ladder, And Chubbs Is Stuck In The Steps Of The Ladder... Wolf Climbs And Hits His Trademark "Wolf-Plex" From The Ladder Position... The Wolf Then Climbs The 3rd Step of the Ladder And Hits The Flying Diving Headbutt On D!! The Wolf Drags Chubbs In The Middle Of The Ring!! The Wolf Then Quickly Climbs The Ladder To Retain His European Title Belt!!
Winner Of This Match - The Wolf
--( "TWM's Anthem" by SlIpKnOt/Dan The Man/Daniel Smith Starts, As Dan The Man And DanielSmith Make Their Way To The Ring... The Wolf is In The Middle Of The Ring, With The European Title In His Hand...)--
Dan The Man: "Well, I'ld Like To Introduce To All Of You The Next Member Of TWM... The Current WTFl European Champion... The WOLF!!"
--(DanielSmith Gives The Wolf A "TWM" Shirt Like The One Dan Has... The Wolf, DanielSmith And Dan The Man Celebrate And Taunt In The Middle Of The Ring...)--
JR: The Wolf has retained the title! And joined The World Menacing!
King: But we have a great match next! It includes�.PUPPIES!
JR: and we are going backstage where Heather is standing by with Michael Cole�.Michael�.
[The Camera cuts backstage where Heather is standing by with Michael Cole]
Cole: Well first off I must say you are looking lovely Heather.
Heather: Thanks!
Cole: And tonight you may become the first women's X-treme champion! How do you�.
Heather: You mean I WILL become the first women's champion�
Cole: Uh�yeah�.
Heather: Well�.
[George enters the scene in his tux with the X-treme belt around his waist]
George: I know you want some of this�.(George points at his crotch)
Cole: Uh�.no one wants that George.
George: I am talking about the belt!
Cole: Good�.
Heather: You are dang right I want that belt�and I will take it. (Heather then grabs the belt off from around George�s waist�. George�s pants fall down) Heather: Oh my gosh! Your title was holding your pants up! (George stands embarrassed. Heather then takes his pants and rips them apart. Heather rips off Georges tie and rips it. Then the shirt and rips it)
Heather: That is what I am going to do in a minute.
(George stands in his underwear)
George: I have nothing to wear�.
King: Oh my gosh! Yuck! [Camera cuts back to the arena]
[�Master of Puppets� hits as Heather enters to a huge pop in her evening gown]
King: Where�s Kid?
JR: She wants to get this done by herself!
[Heather takes the mic]
Heather: It is time for me to take my title�.so get your dinosaur slap ass down here George!
[�Spanish Fly� hits. The music plays but nobody enters. Finally George enters wearing an evening gown! ]
George: Well Heather look what you did�.you ruined my suit! But now I have a better stip to add. You see�.the old way to win this match was to strip your opponent down to his/her bra and panties. But I have new stip. Not only do you have to be stripped to the bra and panties. To win you have to de-bra your opponent! (crowd pops)
Heather: (hesitates) I accept! (crowd pops)
King: Is George implying that�.he is wearing a�.bra?
JR: I think so King�.
Evening Gown X-treme Title Match (Must strip opponent to underwear an de-bra them to win)
George � vs. Heather
King: Whoo-hoo here we go!!!!
DING DING!
Heather walks right up to George and stares him in the face. Heather then hesitates and slaps George across the face. George slaps back. Heather then jumps right on top of George and pins him to the ground. Heather grabs a hold of George�s dress and starts to pull it off. George slides away only allowing Heather to rip off some of the leg of the dress.
Crowd: ***Sighs of relief***
King: **sigh of relief**
JR: **whistle*** That was close�
King: uh�
JR:�
King:�.
George is now on the outside of the ring. Heather slides out of the ring and starts to chase George around the ring.
JR: And the chase is on!
George slides into the ring and taunts Heather to get in. Heather hurries and runs in. Heather then goes to the corner of the ring and grabs her purse. Heather kicks George in the balls then hits him across the face with the purse. Heather goes for another hit with the purse. But George blocks it and takes her purse. George slaps the purse across Heather�s face. George then reaches into the purse and pulls out fingernail clippers. George takes the clippers and begins to cut up the leg of Heathers evening gown as the crowd chants for puppies loudly. George cuts up the dress to Heather thigh before getting low blowed by the other leg of Heather. George falls down flat on his stomach. Heather gets up holding the side of her dress. Heather then rips off the evening gown of George�..
King: Oh my gosh! George is wearing a bra!
Heather has a shocked look on her face and then sees that George is wearing panties! Heather then tries to yank the bra of George off. Heather has the strap but George rolls away. Heather lets go of the strap as he rolls away. The strap hits George across the back and he screams in pain. In the ring Heather climbs the turnbuckle and poses for the crowd getting a big pop. Heather then starts to step down but she stumbles over the bottom rope. Heather then falls over and gets tied in the ropes. Geoerge then runs into the ring with a cane and hits the rope which twist around and sets Heather free. Geoerge then stands Heather up and whips her with the cane. George then rips the gown off of Heather. Heather stands in her bra and panties as the crowd pops.
King: Yes! Bra and Panties!
JR: Oh my lord! My mama better not be watching this!
Heather and George then stand face to face.
JR: We have a Old Man and a Young Women staring at eachother in their bra�s and panties�
King: I never though I would hear you say that.
Heather and George then snap at each other and break out in a huge cat fight. Both are on the ground trading punches at each other and claws at each other. They both then get to their feet. Heather is then whipped into the ropes. Heather comes back and George misses Heather with a clothesline. Heather then comes from behind and goes for the Silencer. George than kicks Heather out of the full nelson position. George then comes from behind Heather and rips her bra off Heather quickly falls to the ground and covers them before anyone can see them. The fans cheer loudly for her to move her arms.
King: Move your arms!
JR: Check the internet King�..
King: I can�t wait!
Enter: League Officials
About 5 officials enter. Sgt. Slaughter wraps a towel around Heather. The fans boo loudly at the league officials.
King: Damn Slaughter!
Winner: George
JR: I cannot believe that match up. That was quite unusual King.
King: That was great!
JR: Up next folks, Madd Dogg defends the US Title against his former stable mate, Right Angle.
JL: Oh shut up Ross. Former alliances have no impact on the current events. JR: Alright, then let's get started!
US Title Match
Right Angle (challenger) w/Wolf vs. Madd Dogg (champion) w/ Cathy
"Break Down the Walls" plays as Right Angle and the European Champion, the Wolf come out to a big pop. "Fuel My Fire" by Prodigy hits as Madd Dogg, holding his title around his shoulder, and Cathy, who has on a skimpy red bikini, approach the ring to loud heat.
***Ding Ding***
Madd Dogg hammers Right Angle with several body shots. Right Angle fires back with some body shots of his own. He punches Madd Dogg into the ropes and then Madd Dogg knees Right Angle in the gut. Madd Dogg then quickly executes a DDT and follows up with a jumping puch. Madd Dogg picks Right Angle up and delivers an Inverted Atomic Drop. Right Angle, crutching his crotch, stumbles backwards and gets knocked down with a powerful clothesline. Madd Dogg grabs Right Angle by his hair, lifts him up, and slams him hard into the mat. Madd Dogg pins 1,2,kickout! Madd Dogg gives the ref a stern look and then nails some mounted punches on Right Angle. Cathy cheers on the outside and the Wolf shouts encouragement to Right Angle. Right Angle gets to his feet and Madd Dogg meets him with some punches. Madd Dogg blocks on of Right Angle's punches with an eye gouge and then Russian Legsweeps Right Angle. Madd Dogg calls for his patented Madd Driver. He lifts Right Angle up, but Right Angle gets off of Madd Dogg's shoulder and Reverse DDTs him. Both men are down.
JR: This is a great match-up King!
JL: It seems that Retribution is turning out to be more than I expected.
In the ring, the ref is counting. Madd Dogg gets to his knees, as does Right Angle. Madd Dogg goes to kick Right Angle, but Right Angle blocks, spins Madd Dogg around, and clotheslines him to the mat. Right Angle runs off the ropes and hits a Lionsault! He pins Madd Dogg 1,2,thr, kickout! JR: Oh, God, that was close!
JL: This is suspensful.
Right Angle nails some mounted punches of his own and then Suplexes Madd Dogg. Right Angle taunts the crowd and then Fameassers a recovering Madd Dogg. Right Angle calls for the Olympic Slam. He hoists Madd Dogg up, but somehow, Madd Dogg hits a Diving Reverse DDT and then hooks Right Angle's tights. He pins 1,2,thr, The Wolf grabs Madd Dogg off of Right Angle. Madd Dogg goes to the outside of the ring and chases Wolf. Cathy grabs the US belt and goes in the ring. She goes to belt Right Angle, but Right Angle blocks and uses the belt on Cathy! Madd Dogg sees this and runs in the ring. He charges Right Angle, but Right Angle ducks and Olympic Slams an off-balance Madd Dogg. He covers Madd Dogg 1,2,3.
JR: Yes! Yes! Yes! Right Angle has won!
JL: No! He can't do that!
Right Angle grabs the US Belt and leaves with The Wolf as Madd Dogg kicks all the ropes in the ring and tends to Cathy.
Winner (and new US Champion): Right Angle!
JR: We have a new U.S. Champion!
King: Well anyways�we have an exciting match next�.It is for the presidency of this FL.
JR: Lets take a look at this feud.
[Highlights are shown]
JR: Now lets get it started!
["Pure Massacre" By Silverchair hits.....Kenshin enters in a Karate Gi....taunting the booing crowd....Kenshin then grabs a mike.....]
Kenshin: Here we are!!! Unsexy X'y.....The Showdown...The Alamo...your last stand...The end of the Road...The Last Dance....The Final Fight....**Crowd Boos**...Zip IT!...*Crowd begins to quiet down*...I Bet you wonder why MasterMind Kenshin is doing this to you.....Well the Rurouni One will tell you....I have always hated the way this fed was run...You let criminals like Zero and Slam run around doing whatever they god damn please...No...I asked you if there was something that you could do about Fools like Mike Foley....you said..."Nuh-UH"....The Rurouni One Asked you if there was something that could be done about that idiot J.R...You said..."Nuh-UH"....YOU NEVER LISTENED TO KENSHIN!!! Now you pay the price....The ultimate...Price.....Kenshin will take everything from you...and then you will be broken...battered and beaten...And it will be YOU...who begs for help from Kenshin...YOU will be the One told to stay in his....place..... IT'S TIME!!! For the WTFL to Evolve...TO Grow...With little K.L.C....Kenshin's Love & Care. Welcome to Evolution....Welcome to Corperation .....So what are you going to Do X? When the Special K gets Battosai on you!!! I'll tell you....You'll Do nothing...Your opponent is The Rurouni One...the Battousai...The Victor has already been decided.... WOOOOOOO!!....KAORU-DONO NI WA YUBI IPPON FURESASEN!!!
[Kenshin enters the ring....talks to the ref....and tests the ropes......]
["Wake Up" By R.A.T.M hits......X enters to a huge pop.....Grabs a Mike.....]
X: Kenshin how should I go about kicking your ass?....Should I just coming right in and hit the Hell's Fury...qualming the insurextion for all enternity? Or should I make you suffer? I think I should make you suffer....For thinking that you could take my company away....and....
Kenshin: ZIP IT!!! X...Get in the ring....Bring it to the Rurouni One...Make him feel this So called Pain....Don't Tease me...**Smiles his perfect smile and taunts the crowd**.... [X run full speed in the ring and begins taking it to Kenshin....X whip kenshin into the rope and gives Kenshin a spinning Wheel Kick right into Kenshin's Face.....**Ding**Ding**.....Kenshin gets up holding his face...X Grabs Kenshin by the Hair and gives Kenshin a suplex....Kenshin Jumps up holding his Back and scooting into the corner....Kenshin pleads with X...practically sobbing....X looks away in disgust....Kenshin then Kick X in the Nuts from behind!!! Kenshin the jumps on X's back and Begins Choking him out.....X falls to his knees...and begin crawling to the ropes....Grabs them causing the ref to make the break....Kenshin gets off of X and begin Kicking him....X grabs Kenshins foot...pulls Kenshin into him and gives him a clothesline!!!...X picks Kenshin up Throws him clear out of the Ring!!!
King: X is in a rage.....Kenshin has officially bitten off more than he can chew....
[X follows Kenshin....X pick Kenshin up and throws him into the stairs!!!.....X then pick Kenshin up throws him back into the ring...X rolls into the Ring and Begin taunting the crowd calling for Hell's Fury....(Ref walks over to kenshin and puts something in his hand....X goes to grab Kenshin and Kenshin blows some white dust into X's Face!!!
ENTER: Y2Jake Ellis...
[The Ref...slowly creeps out of the ring....Jake Enters and Whips X into the ropes...and hits a Running Scoldja soldja!!!]
King: What the hell is this....The Ref is on the take...
J.R: This has never happen before...it appears Kenshin has the ref on the take..
.. [Kenshin reach under the Match and take s out his wooden sword....Jake then gives X the Plunge!!!]
King: Jake just gave X the Erotic Plunge.....
[Jake picks a Disorientend X up and Twist his arm Bringing X towards the Top rope as Kenshin begins to climb...Kenshin Flying off the Top Rope Hitting X in the Arm with the sword....X Let's out a huge scream and collaspes to the ground......As Kenshin makes the cover the ref slide back into the ring.....1.......2........3!!!!!!]
J.R: I can't believe this....Kenshin is the new president!!
[Kenshin and Jake quickly Exit...with Booing fans throws things......Before kenshin leaves he smiles and give the Crowd the Thumbs up......]
JR: I can just not believe this! X is hurt�.his arm must be broken!
King: Yes! This is great!
JR: Well now we have our second X-Treme Title Match!
[�Beg for Me� hits. The lights go out. A wall of sparks goes off. The Dark One enters tracked by a blue light]
Crowd: Mikey�.Mikey�.Mikey.
The Dark One: I am not Mikey�.I am The Dark One!!!
Crowd: Dark! Dark! Dark!
JR: Its good to see he still has fan support. Eh?
King: I guess so�.
[�Sleepy Hollow� hits. The lights go completely out. Gold lights start to flash. Gold search lights begin to go around. The searchlights then all come together to form 1 giant searchlight as Meteor enters to the ring with gold lights flashing being tracked by a gold light�the fans boo]
JR: Meteor is a new comer with a lot of power. But the fans hate him due to the fact that he hates The Dark One and he is a freak show�..
King: Are you kidding me? Meteor rules!
[�Ice Ice Baby� Hits]
JR: Now what is this�..?
King: Is it�.
[George enters moon walking down the ramp, George takes a mic half way down]
George: Yo�Wusssssssssupppp�.ah ****. [George drops his cane and stumbles over his leg]
King: Ha! Look at George! Go help him up JR!
[George stumbles to his feet]
George: Iz time for Geo Geo Georgiez to get hardcore on both of your candy�..(George frowns)
King: You can say it�
. George: A�.az��
King: come on George�.
George: Oh I can�t say it on T.V�
King: Yeah ya can�come on George�
George: But I am hardcore! Here goes nothing�.ASSES!!!!
King: Way to go George!
George: So lets kick this shiz-nit right now!
[George runs to the ring and tries to slide in but is kicked out by Dark]
Triple Threat Match
X-Treme Title Match
George� vs. The Dark One vs. Meteor
JR: Lets get this x-treme battle on the road!
DING DING!
George falls off of the ring apron onto the ground after being kicked by Dark while sliding in. Meteor runs after Dark from behind and hits across the neck with a clothesline. Dark stumbles into a crouch position but t remains on his feet. Meteor hits Dark with a double ax handle across the back. Meteor hits an other double ax handle which sends Dark to the mat. Meteor then slides out of the ring and stomps a couple of times at George. Meteor lifts George to his feet and chops him across the face. Meteor fires another chop then sucker punches him across the jaw. Meteor lifts George in a scoop slam.
JR: It looks like the old man is going to get a power slam! He shouldn�t be fighting at his age.
Right when Meteor is about to slam George across the concrete floor The Dark One jumps off of the ropes and hits Meteor across the back with a missile dropkick. Meteor drops George and falls down. Dark gets to his feet and stomps at both men then covers Meteor with a lateral press pin. COUNT: 1�Meteor kicks right out and sends The Dark One about a foot away from him. The Dark One gets right back to his feet and stomps at Meteor before he can climb to his feet. The Dark One then goes to under the ring and grabs a baking sheet. The Dark One lifts George to his feet and smacks him across the face with the baking sheet. The Dark One drops the baking sheet (which is now a mold of George�s head) and places it on the now fallen George. The Dark One then climbs on the barricade and jumps off landing a knee to the face right onto the baking sheet that is on George!
JR: Oh my gosh I can feel the impact!
King: That is an old man Dark One!!! You can�t do that!
JR: Oh yes he can�this is an extreme, hardcore, sadistic battle!
The Dark One stomps at George a couple of times and then sees Meteor climbing to his feet. The Dark One charges at Meteor. Meteor bends over. The Dark One crashes into Meteor. The Dark One falls on the back of Meteor. Meteor then sends The Dark One over the barricade! Meteor hops over the barricade and lifts The Dark One up to his feet. Meteor holds The Dark One by the hair and sends punches to his face as they battle into the backstage area leaving George behind!
King: Um�wait for George guys!
JR: I don�t think that will happen King. George is out cold!
Meteor and The Dark One are now backstage w/ out George. Meteor still has control of the match. Meteor Irish Whips The Dark One into the brick wall. The Dark One bounces back and falls right into the arms of Meteor. Meteor locks a waist lock on The Dark One and then throws him, over his head. Meteor holds George in a bridge for the pin. COUNT: 1�2�The Dark One kicks out. Meteor keeps the waist lock on and then picks up The Dark One. Meteor then throws The Dark One over his head and hits another belly to back suplex. Meteor does not go for a pin. Meteor gets to his feet and aggressively stomps at the dark one.
JR: It looks like old George is finally getting up back here.\\[Camera cuts to arena and show sGeorge stumbling up the aisle]
King: Where is George going though?
Meteor continues to stomp at The Dark One. Meteor then picks The Dark One up and grabs a hold of his neck. Meteor then charges at The Dark One and hits him across the neck with a clothesline. Meteor continues to dominate the Dark One and opicks him up to his feet. Meteor picks The Dark One up with a scoop slam. Meteor is about to slam him to the ground when he hears a honk. Meteor drops the Dark One and turns around.
JR: What the hell is that?
The camera then shows George driving a golf cart at Meteor. George is about to hit Meteor but he misses and hits the wall.
King: **laughs**
George: Ah�.shit!
Meteor then examines George in the golf cart. Meteor lifts him up and puts him on the top of the golf cart. George attempts to crawl away but is kept being held by Meteor. Meteor then gets on top of the golf cart and off the golf cart he powerbombs George off of the golf cart and sends George crashing through a hot dog stand.
JR: Meteor just him Devastation off of gold cart onto the hot dog stand! Oh my!
Meteor then hops down from the golf cart. The Dark One charges at him from behind. Meteor ducks and The Dark One goes flying over his head. The Dark One jumps back up to his feet and thrusts his body at Meteor. Meteor then catches The Dark One in a double chokeslam position. Meteor carries The Dark Ojne in a double chokeslam to a row of set up tables and boxes. Meteor then slams The Dark One down into the tables and boxes into a powerbomb to complete Doomsday. Meteor holds it into a pin. COUNT: 1,2,3.
JR: We have a new X-Treme Champion!
King: Yes!
Meteor hand is raised in victory and is given the title and he exits leaving George and The Dark One laying hurt on the floor.
Winner: Meteor
JR: It is now time for a Tag Team Title Match. This match should be a dandy folks!
The lights go out. Jake and Stryker's video starts playing as "Y2's Coming for You" plays. Jake, Stryker, and new President Kenshin walk out from the entrance to loud boos, and walk down the ramp and into the ring. They circle in the ring, waiting for Sampson and HH.
"Wherever I May Roam" hits to a huge pop from a confused crown and a confused look from the tag champs and Kenshin. Silent Assassin walks out with a mic in his hand.
SA: You three are pathetic! I saw what went down earlier in X's match, and it is embarassing to this league that a little bitch like Kenshin runs things now! So I had a little talk with the rest of the AKS, namely the two guys scheduled to whip your asses tonight. Sampson and Double H agreed to a little idea I had. Since you guys find it necessary to beat the hell out of X, I'm going to take a little revenge... by taking their spots in the tag title match! It's two on one for the titles, and if I were you I wouldn't expect to hold them long!!!
The crowd cheers as Silent Assassin runs down and slides into the ring. Kenshin slides out, and SA nails a double clothesline on Jake and Stryker.
***DING DING DING***
Silent Assassin grabs Stryker by the neck and shoves him into the corner. SA then turns around but is met with a dropkick from Jake. Jake and Stryker double team SA, giving him a double suplex, then a double elbow drop. Stryker gets out of the ring, and Jake works on SA. Kenshin watches from the outside. Jake whips SA to the ropes and nails a drop toe hold. Jake locks on a Camel Clutch, but SA gets out quickly. Jake pummels SA with some punches, and then gives him a Samoan Drop. Jake tags in Stryker, who climbs to the top rope and goes for a body splash. SA gets up and catches him in mid-air, and gives him a DVD!! SA grabs Stryker and tosses him over the ropes. Jake runs into the ring but is met with a kick to the gut and a DDT from SA! The fans are going wild! On the outside, Kenshin hands a chair to Stryker, and Tyson slides back into the ring. Stryker runs up behind SA, but SA moves and Stryker nails Jake in the head with the chair! SA then turns Stryker around and gives him a Silent Night!! The ref counts...one...two...kick out by Stryker! Silent Assassin picks Stryker up and nails a gutwrench powerbomb on him. Then, SA kicks Jake out of the ring and to the mat. SA grabs the chair and slams it down on Stryker's legs. Then, SA sets up for the Sharshooter. Stryker kicks out of the Sharshooter before SA can lock it on. SA signals for the Assassination, and climbs to the top rope. Stryker grabs the ref by the waist and pulls the ref in front of him, causing SA to headbutt the ref! JR: My god!! Stryker just caused the ref to be KOed!!
The ref, SA, and Stryker are laying in the middle of the ring. Kenshin gets under the ring and grabs a table. Kenshin then pushes the table into the ring. Jake slides into the ring on the other side and sets the table up. Jake then grabs the chair and waits patiently for SA to get up. When he does, Jake slams the chair into SA's face, busting him wide open! Stryker then whips SA to the corner, and pushes him to the top rope. Stryker sets up for the Final Stryke off the top through a table, but SA reverses it and nails a top rope powerbomb through the table!!
King: Holy ****!!
JR: WOW! Silent Assassin just powerbombed Stryker through the table!
Silent Assassin jumps to his feet and clotheslines Jake. SA then grabs Jake's legs, and locks on the Sharpshooter!!
JR: Sharpshooter! It's over! Jake's tapping!!!
Jake taps out to the Sharpshooter, but there's no ref. Kenshin grabs one of the tag belts, and slides into the ring. He bounces off the ropes and then slams the belt into SA's face!
King: Yes!!
JR: Dammit, Kenshin!!! Dammit!!
All three men and the ref are laying in the ring. Jake rolls onto his back, and starts to prop himself up. Kenshin starts to revive the ref. Jake locks on the Embraser! The ref gets to his feet, and ends the match since SA is knocked out cold!!
WINNERS: Jake and Stryker (still tag champs)
Kenshin and the champions celebrate in the ring by beating the hell out of an unconscious SA.
ENTER: Double H and Kid Sampson
"My Time" hits and Kid Sampson and Double H run down and slide into the ring. Jake, Stryker, and Kenshin scurry out of the ring as Sampson and HH help SA up to his feet.
JR: Dammit�.I Hate Y2JakeEllis and Kenshin�.Dammit all!!!
King: Calm down...
J.R: Okay...This next match is for the I.C belt....This all kicked off at the last PPV...where JERE accused Zero and Slam of cheating...Zero then issued a challenge where the winner of this I.C title match would Join the Elite...
King: Which is funny because the Elite Broke up one week before the PPV....The Question is...after being gone for a week....Will JERE be able to handle both Mixx and Zero in this IC title 3-way?
J.R: We'll See King.... ["Tourette's" By Nirvana hits....Zero enters to a huge Pop....Zero takes a Mike while entering the ring......]
Zero: Well here we are....again.....same old crap from two of the Jobber crew....well tonight it ends...why? because i don't feel like losing the belt quite yet...And I will lose this belt when I am Good and damn ready....JERE you declare a screw job...hell I'll be honest with ya'...that was a screw job...But tonight...there will be no planned screw jobs....Mixx...you idiot...somehow you think that the people like you....somehow you have gotten it into your head that you are IC title material...do you realize that the I.C title is the closest thing to the world Title? I'm sorry to inform you...Jonny Jobberseed...but you ain't that good...
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["American Badass" hits....JERE enters to a mixed reaction....Enters the ring and Grabs a mike....]
JERE: I bet you are all wondering....why Brit isn't here....well she proved to be too much of a distraction last time...so she's backstage...Zooro...When will you realize that I AM ALMIGHTY!!!???!!!....And that you are an insignificant little bug...All I can say is prepare to be squashed....and after you get this Beating you will never....eeeeeeeever....Run your Mouth again....
["War within a breath" hits....Mixx enters to heavy booing....Mixx Taunts the crowd...and enters the ring....]
**DING**DING**
[JERE begins toward Zero but is stopped by Mixx....Zero clothslines them both....JERE gets up and locks it up with Zero......JERE whips Zero to the ropes...JERE hits a back body drop...MIxx tries to enter the fight again JERE scoop slams Mixx...and quickly hits a leg drop....Zero gets up and gives JERE a diving clothesline....Zero then Picks up Mixx and hits a Vertical Suplex....goes for the pin....1...kickout....Zero is attacked from Behind by JERE...JERE then hits a German suplex into a bridge...1....2...kickout!...JERE picks Zero up and throws him clear over the ropes and out of the ring....JERE walks over to Mixx...whips him into the turnbuckle...JERE deal Mixx a number of punches...JERE puts Mixx up onto the Turnbuckle...and hits a Superplex!!......]
J.R: Mixx doesn't seem to be able to handle himself....
[JERE goes for the pin....1....2...Zero runs in and breaks it up...Zero picks Mixx up...and whips him into Jere....JERE hits a spinning wheel kick....Zero and JERE begin to stomp on Mixx together....
J.R: What the?
King: Has Zero and JERE joined forces?
[Zero then out of nowhere give JERE a Spinning Back kick!!!...Zero goes to pin Mixx....1...2..kickout...Zero picks Mixx up and hits a Z-DDT!!!...Zero goes for the pin again...1....2....thrKickout!!!...
King: Mixx is hangin' in there...
[Zero gets fed up with Mixx and throws him clear out of the ring ans the ref starts counting....Zero turns around....and recieves a JERE BOMB!!!....
J.R: that was the JERE BOMB...it's over...
[JERE goes for the pin...1....2...kickout!....JERE Pick Zero up and whips him into the turnbuckle....JERE grabs Zero and whips him to the other turnbuckle causing Zero to bound off of it.....JERE calls for GORILLA RADIO!!.....JERE begins to deliver the Gorilla Radio....(Mixx begins to run in)....Zero Moves out of the Way and JERE superkicks Mixx!!!! JERE looks down at Mix......Zero kicks JERE in the gut and gives JERE the Zero Driver!!!!....Mixx gets up....Zero kicks Mixx in the stomach and Delivers the Zero Bomb!!!....Zero pins Mixx.....1.....2.....3!!!!!!!]
King: Zero Pulled it off!!! he has defended the championship 3 times!!!
Winner: Zero...still IC champ.
ENTER: Slam...
[Slam runs in and give an unprepared Zero the Floyian Cutter as the crowd boos him....Slam slides out...Walking backstage.....
JR: Slam has just given Zero the Floydian Cutter!!!
[Zero gets up take his IC belt and follows Slam back stage.....]
King: Cool!
JR: Well Kid Sampson will take on Mayhem Master in a grudge match next. Lets recap this feud!
[Highlights are shown]
"Seek and Destroy" plays as Mayhem Master walks out to loud heat from the crowd. He walks to the ring and begins to climb the ring stairs, only to turn around and yell at a fan wearing an AKS t-shirt. Mayhem flips the man off, then climbs into the ring.
The lights dim, and "Master of Puppets" plays as blue spotlights speed across the fans in the arena. Fireworks go off as Kid Sampson and Heather walk out to a huge cheer from the crowd. Sampson has a chair in one hand, and wastes no time in running to the ring.
No Disqualification Grudge Match
Kid Sampson w/ Heather vs. Mayhem Master
***DING DING DING***
Sampson swings the chair at Mayhem, but Mayhem ducks under the chair and then kicks Kid in the small of the back, knocking him to the ropes. As Kid stumbles back, Mayhem grabs him and nails a snap German Suplex! Mayhem picks Kid up off the mat and gives him a snap suplex. Mayhem grabs the chair and sets it up in the middle of the ring, then sits down. He taunts Kid to get up as he sits calmly in the chair. As Kid gets to his feet, Mayhem stands on the chair and nails a dropkick, knocking Kid into the corner. Mayhem climbs to the second rope and nails ten punches on Kid Sampson, and then whips him to the opposite corner. Mayhem then runs and nails a knee to the gut, knocking Kid to the mat.
JR: Wow, Mayhem is really in control of this match-up!
King: You have to be impressed with Mayhem�s work, JR! There�s no denying it!
JR: I have to agree with you there, King!
Mayhem pulls Kid back to his feet, and makes a "suck it" taunt towards Heather on the outside. Mayhem then whips Kid to the ropes, but Kid counters and nails a spinebuster on Mayhem! Mayhem gets back to his feet in time for Kid to give him a clothesline, sending Mayhem over the ropes! Kid waits until Mayhem is back on his feet, and then slingshots himself over the ropes and nails a body splash on Mayhem! The crowd erupts in cheers as Kid gets to his feet.
JR: A comeback from Kid Sampson!
Kid grabs Mayhem by the hair and drags him to the steel crowd barricade, and slams Mayhem�s face into the bar. Kid then picks Mayhem up into a press hold, and drops him onto the barrier. Mayhem Master lands on the barrier, pushing his stomach roughly into the bar itself. He flips over the barrier and lands on his back on the concrete floor. Kid walks away and grabs a steel chair, then returns to Mayhem. But Mayhem shoulder-blocks the chair into Kid�s face, knocking Kid to his back. Mayhem adjusts the steel barrier into a right-angle shape, and then climbs on top of it. Mayhem jumps off the barrier and nails an elbow drop on Sampson!
King: Great ingenuity on the part of Mayhem Master!!
JR: Indeed�
Both men have a hard time getting up, but Mayhem makes it to his feet first. Mayhem grabs the ringside mats and pulls them back, revealing the concrete underneath. Mayhem then grabs the steel chair and drops it to the concrete floor. Mayhem pulls Sampson to his feet, and gives him the DDT onto the chair!
JR: Dammit!! DDT onto the chair!! DDT! It�s over!!
Mayhem pulls a now bloodied Kid Sampson back to his feet, and rolls him into the ring. Mayhem tosses the chair into the ring, and climbs in after. Mayhem grabs Kid and signals for a second DDT, but Kid Sampson nails a low blow on Mayhem! Kid then gives Mayhem a Dreamer DDT onto the chair!
JR: Sampson retaliates!! It�s not over yet!!!
Both men are laying motionless in the ring. The referee begins his mandatory ten-count. As he reaches seven, Kid manages to get to his feet. Kid wipes blood from his face as he climbs to the second rope. Kid then nails a leg drop on Mayhem! Kid goes for the cover�1�2�kick out by Mayhem! Kid pulls Mayhem to his feet and punches him into the corner. Kid then grabs the steel chair and drops it in the middle of the ring. Sampson grabs Mayhem and lifts him up for a piledriver. Kid taunts the crowd for a moment, and then nails a Jumping Piledriver on Mayhem, slamming Mayhem�s skull into the chair!
JR: My God!! Jumping piledriver on the chair!
Sampson goes for another cover, but again gets a two count. The crowd is on their feet, erupting in cheers for Kid Sampson. Kid climbs slowly to the top rope and jumps for a body splash, but somehow Mayhem Master manages to move out of the way, causing Kid to land on the chair! Mayhem gets to his feet, and stumbles into the corner. Mayhem grabs Kid by the hair and smashes his head into the top turnbuckle pad. Mayhem then grabs Kid�s head in a side sleeper position, and gives him a bulldog! Kid is then on the receiving end of an elbow to the groin as Mayhem takes full advantage of the No DQ rules. Mayhem grabs Kid and pulls him to the corner, signaling for a Second Rope DDT. As Mayhem jumps and turns, Kid counters the move by giving Mayhem a sidewalk slam into the chair!
JR: What a maneuver by former World Champion Kid Sampson! The man truly is awesome!
King: Are you kidding? If this was a regular match, Mayhem would have had it won right after the DDT!
JR: If this were a regular match, Mayhem wouldn�t have gotten away with the DDT onto the chair in the first place.
King: But� but�.
Kid is almost sitting in the corner from exhaustion, and Mayhem lays motionless on the chair. Kid walks over and pulls Mayhem to his feet. Mayhem goes for a rising clothesline as he is pulled up, but Kid ducks and locks in a full nelson hold, then trips the legs and gives Mayhem the Silencer onto the chair!!
JR: Silencer on the chair! Silencer on the chair!
The crowd counts along with the ref as Kid goes for the cover��one��two��three!!
WINNER: Kid Sampson
Sampson rolls off of Mayhem, and both men lay in the middle of the ring. Heather climbs into the ring and drops down beside Kid, hugging him and wiping the blood from his face. She pulls Kid to his feet as the crowd chants, "Sampson! Sampson! Sampson!" and she helps him walk to the locker room. Mayhem Master gets to his feet very slowly, and realizes what�s happened. The referee bends over to ask Mayhem if he�s hurt, and Mayhem DDTs the ref. Mayhem then stands in the ring for a moment, surveying the scene, and then storms to the back.
JR: What a bteat match! But now folks it is time for the World Title Match. Lets look at everything that has led up to this!
[Highlights of tournament and ect. Are shown]
JR: Now lets start the action!
[�N Together Now� hits. Fireworks go off in the ring as Dan the Man slides down from the top of the arena to the ring on a rope. Kim then makes her way to the ring down the aisle.]
King: JR you are looking at the next World Champion!
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�My Time� hits. Double H then walks to the ring with Chyna as Multi Color lights flash. Double H then does his ring apron taun and enters the ring]
JR: Listen to the huge ovation for HH this is great!
****World Title Match****
Dan the Man w/ Kim vs, Double H w/ Chyna
JR: Lets get this started!
DING DING!
The fans roar loudly as the bell rings. HH goes to the Man and they fastly get locked in a tie-up . HH tries to power the Man into the corner. HH succeeds and backs him into the corner. HH fires a kick to the mid section of The Man. The Man grabs the foot of HH when he goes for a kick. The Man holds HH by the foot. HH tries to jump and hit an enziguri bit The Man powers HH down to the mat. The Man stomps at HH. HH quickly climbs back up to his feet and fires a rpund of p[unches at The Man. The Man fires back with a few punches of his own. The Man bounces off the ropes and comes back with a big flying spiining heel kick. HH catches The Man in mid-air and slams him to the mat with a powerbomb from the kick position!
JR: Double H turned a spinning heel kick into a powerbomb!! Great move by HH!
HH hooks The Man�s legs for a pin. COUNT: 1,2�The Man kicks out. HH climbs back to his feet. The Man remains on the mat. HH then drives his knee into the face of The Man. HH goes against the ropes and again comes back with a knee to the face of the laying Dan the Man. HH lifts The Man to his feet. HH kicks him in the gut then hits a single armed DDT that sends The Man crashing to the ground head first. HH again lifts The Man to his feet. HH Irish whips him into the ropes. The Man comes back and gets a tilt-o-whirl back breaker from HH. HH climbs then climbs to the second rope and raises his arms in the air. The fans pop loudly at HH. HH then turns around�jumps off the second rope and hits a driving elbow to The Man. HH makes the cover. COUNT: 1,2�kick out by The Man barely.
JR: There was a near fall by Double H!
King: **sighs** Close one�.
HH climbs back to his feet. HH bounces off the ropes. As HH hits the ropes he is tripped by Kim!HH then focuses his attention on Kim. He turns around and begins to yell at her. Kim then slaps HH across the face. The Man comes from behind and rolls HH into a school boy pin. COUNT: 1�very quick kick out by HH. HH is not hurt but he is slowed down. Kim remains on the ring apron. Chyna then comes and suplexes Kim off the ring apron!
JR: That will teach her.
In the ring HH and The Man are both at their feet. HH bounces against the ropes. HH comes back with a flying cross body block but The Man catches him in the air. The Man hold HH then throws him over his head and hits a fall away slam. The Man pulls HH to his feet by the hair. The Man then jumpos onto the shoulkders of HH and falls into a back flip which sends HH flipping.
JR: That was a nice hurricanrana by The Man. But I still hate him!
The Man holds HH�s legs in a pin. COUNT: 1,2�HH kicks out of the pin. The Man then sends a series of stomps at HH. The Man then drags HH into the corner. The Man backs into the opposite corner. The Man then charges at HH going for In a Manlky Fashion. HH moves out of the way. The Man sees that HH has moves and stops beroe he charges into the turnbuckle. The Man quickly stops and lifts HH to his feet in a hurry. The Man chops at HH. The Man then snaps at HH and hits him with a spear.
King: Double H calls that spear��Sugar!�
The Man then climbs to the second rope and raises his arms for the crowd. The crowd boos loudly at him. The Man then climbs to the top rope and gets ready for Coming from No Where.
King: Yes�.come on Dan! You can do it�.you can do it!
The Man then jumps off and almost has the move perfewctly connected when�.HH moves out of the way. The Man hits the mat face first.
JR: Yes! Yes!
King: This can�t be happening.
Both men remain on the mat. The crowd cheers ludly for HH to gwt to his feet. The ref begins his 10 count�.1�.2�3�4�.5�6�.7�8�
JR: Come on HH�
�.9�.HH then gets to his feet to stop the 10 count. The Man simultaneously gets up. The crowd cheers loudly for HH. HH fires a punch at The Man. The Man fires back . HH fires vack again. It is a huge slug-fest!!! HH then tries to Irish whip The Man into the ropes. The Man reverses it. HH goes into the ropes. The Man puts his head down looking for a back-body drop. HH stops as he gets to the Man. The Man is already crouched. HH simply hooks The Man�s arms in power bomb position!
JR: It�s Game Over time!
King: Come on Dan�..
JR: Yes!
King: Come on�.
HH then lifts the body of The Man in the air by his hooked arms. HH falls to his knees and sends The Man crashing to the ground face first. He completes Game Over!
JR: Game Over!! Game Over!!!
King: It can�t be�.NNONONO!
JR: Pin him!
HH covers the Man. COUNT: 1,2,3!!!
JR: Double H has done it!!! We have a new World Champion�. Double H is the champ. Winner: and NEW WTFL World Champion�.Double H!!
King: I can�t believe it!!! No!!!!
[The Camera cuts backstage to a locker room where Stryker, JakeEllis, and Kenshin are freaking out throwing furniture]
Kenshin: No�.No!!!! Dammit!!! Kenshin is pissed off!!
Jake: I�m going to get him�..
[Camera cuts back to arena]
HH rolls The Man out of the ring. Chyna enters the ing and raises HH�s arm. Chyna puts the Wolrd Title around HH�s waist as �My Time� Plays throughout the arena. The fans are standing on there feet. They start chanting�
Crowd: Double H Rocks�.Double H Rocks�.
JR: Double H has done it�.this is great�
King: No�..
JR: Thanks for joining us folks�.Good night�..
[Camera fades away. The WTFL� logo is shown as HH is celbrating in the ring with Chyna]