WTFL Rampage
Sunday September 17, 2000
The WTFL logo appears on
the screen. It fades into the WTFL Rampage logo as a face
paced tune is played. Pyros explode from the ring and on the
stage as the crowd erupts. The camera pans over the 20,000
fans in attendance. Then focusing on Jim Ross and Jerry
Lawler.
JR: Hello and welcome to the WTFL Rampage!
What an explosive card we have for you tonight including a
world title match up for the ages featuring Kid Sampson and
Right Angle.
King: And not to mention tables, cells,
and ladders oh my!
JR: Our first match is just about
to get under way folks.
Table Match
Millennium
Force vs. The High Powered
"Guerilla Radio" begins to
play over the speakers as the lights dim. All of a sudden
there is an explosion. Out of the curtain comes Millennium
Force.
Ring Announcer: Making their way to the ring,
at a total combined weight of four hundred and five pounds,
being accompanied by Katie and Maria, Cory D and Big P,
Millennium Force!
They walk down to the ring and slide
under the bottom rope. Big P stands in the middle of the ring
and holds his arms out to the sides like Chris Jericho as
Corey D poses in front of him like Shawn Michaels.
"Imperial March" hits as Keerin and Storm walk out on
stage to heat from the crowd.
King: Here comes The
High Powered JR, this is a great new team. If I were a betting
man I'd put my money on them to win the upcoming tag
tournament.
Jim Ross: That's if they make it through
tonight, we all know Millennium Force is an experienced team
and the table match is Cory D's specialty.
Keerin and
Storm charge to the ring and slide under the bottom rope as
their music fades out and the ring announcer scurries to the
outside. Millennium Force wastes no time, they immediately
start stomping Keerin and Storm until they fall back out of
the ring. The ref pushes Cory D over to his corner. The High
Powered take a moment to regroup then Storm gets up on the
ring apron and Keerin makes his way back into the ring. Big P
and Keerin circle each other in the ring while the ref calls
for the bell
*Ding, Ding, Ding*
The two men
lock up with Big P coming out on top. He wrenches Keerin's arm
and delivers a few quick elbows to the back of it, he then
pulls him over to his corner where he makes the quick tag to
Cory D. Cory leaps up onto the top turnbuckle then jumps off
connecting with a missile dropkick. Keerin falls to the ground
but Big P pick him right back up he whips him to the ropes,
then Millennium Force hits a double team spinebuster before
Big P is forced back to his corner. Cory D drags Keerin up to
his feet and sends him running to the ropes, upon return he
gives Keerin a quick hurricanrana then runs to Big P and tags
him in.
Jim Ross: We're seeing a lot of quick tags by
Millennium Force. The way this match is going it could end
shortly.
Cory hits a few kicks to Keerin's side then
knees him in the gut. Cory makes yet another tag to his
partner, then proceeds to set Keerin up with his head between
his legs. He swings Keerin up into powerbomb position. Big P
comes flying off the turnbuckle hooking his arm around
Keerin's head as if to deliver a reverse bulldog while Cory D
slams him down with a powerbomb!
Jim Ross: Wow, what a
move by Millennium Force!
Big P and Cory D both start
pummeling Keerin which brings Storm into the ring. He spears
Cory D to the mat and starts throwing mounted punches to his
head.
Jim Ross: Well so much for wrestling, it looks
like we have a brawl on our hands.
King: I know, isn't
this great JR?
The ref tries to get between Big P and
Keerin but he is unsuccessful. Keerin punches him in the head
knocking him out cold. Meanwhile Storm climbs out of the ring
and heads for the announce table where he grabs a steel chair.
Jim Ross: Now things are getting out of hand!
Cory D stumbles out of the ring somewhat disoriented,
as he turns around he is hit square in the forehead with the
steel chair. Storm pauses to taunt over the fallen Cory D
before he climbs back into the ring. Keerin notices his
partner's presence, he delivers one last punch to Big P then
Irish whips him towards Storm. Storm violently cracks the
chair over Big P's skull knocking him flat on his back. At
this point the chairs is literally bent in half! The referee
looks towards the time keeper and signals for the bell.
*Ding, Ding, Ding*
Ring Announcer: The winners
of this matchup via disqualification, Millennium Force!
King: Disqualification? I thought you had to put your
opponents through a table to win this match.
Jim Ross:
Well I guess The High Powered got themselves DQed when Keerin
hit the referee.
King: It looks like this isn't over
yet...
Keerin rolls out of the ring and begins to
search underneath it. He comes out with a table which he
slides into the ring. Keerin and Storm both help set the table
up. Keerin sets Big P up on top of the table giving Storm time
to climb to the top rope. Storm signals to the crowd then
leaps off and hits The Falling Rain on Big P through the
table!
Jim Ross: Damnit! This isn't right.
King: See I told you they were a great team JR.
"Last Resort" by Papa Roach begins to play, The High
Powered take one last look at the carnage they caused then
exit the arena to loud boos from the crow.
JR: The
Millennium Force got the victory but they don�t sure don�t
look like winners. Our next bout features the likes of The
Rocky and Kevin Andrews. And we understand that Kevin Kelly is
standing with The Rocky right now.
Kevin Kelly: Now
Rocky, how are your actions about Tardy "Grapejuice" Magree on
Thursday?
The Rocky: Tardy, you little bastard, you
got me with Camel Piss!
But Tardy, it's not over, you just
got lucky last time, very lucky!
Kevin Kelly: What
about Kevin Andrews?
The Rocky: I'm not finished yet
Kelly! Tardy, I won't stop till I'm the new European Champion
and if you lose the European title to RDB then you better
watch out RDB!
Kevin Kelly: What about Kevin Andrews?
The Rocky: Kevin Andrews, tonight will be the night
that I show everyone the real chicken you are! I'll eat your
damn blood for all I care! Tardy,RDB,and Kevin Andrews, ARE
YOU READY
The Rocky walks away as�
The arena
darkens as the words �Are you ready?� appear on the TWR2tron.
Pyros explode across the stage as �Freakin It� plays. The
Rocky makes his way to the ring. He enters and stares up at
the cell.
JR: In just a matter of moments this cell
will be lowered!
King: I can�t wait, I just know that
all hell will break loose.
�It�s My Life� plays as
Kevin Andrews runs out and slides into the ring. Immediately,
the two start exchanging punches as the cell is being lowered.
JR: Here we go folks!
Hell in a Cell: Winner
gets to call himself the �Iron Man.�
Kevin Andrews vs. The
Rocky.
* Ding *
The Rocky gets the upper hand
and whips Kevin into the ropes. Kevin bounces back and is hit
with a clothesline. The Rocky stomps on Kevin a couple of
times before picking him up. By this time the cell has been
fully lowered. Rocky plants Kevin with a scoop slam. The Rocky
gets on his knees and locks on a sleeper hold. Kevin is able
to fight his way up and turned it into a backdrop. Kevin
immediately gets up and gets some mounted punches. Kevin then
tries to strangle The Rocky. Kevin releases the hold and picks
Rocky up. Kevin whips Rocky into the turnbuckle hard and Rocky
goes sternum first. Rocky falls back but is knocked forward
with a clothesline to the back of the head. Kevin then jumps
and hits a guillotine leg drop to the back of Rocky. Kevin
then slides out of the ring and lifts up the apron. Kevin
pulls out a ladder to a pop.
King: This isn�t a ladder
match. What�s this idiot doing?
JR: I don�t know but
when there are ladders, pain isn�t far behind.
Kevin
picks up the ladder and stands up. But Rocky springboards off
the ropes to the outside and nails Kevin with a dropkick,
knocking the ladder into the chest of Kevin. Rocky picks up
Kevin by the head and slams his head into the mesh into the
cell. Rocky tries to bust Kevin open by grinding Kevin�s
forehead into the steel mesh of the cell. Kevin is busted open
as the blood runs down the bridge of his nose. Rocky drops
Kevin and walks to the steel steps and lifts them high over
his head. Kevin gets up and dropkicks Rocky in the back. Rocky
falls forward will the steel steps landing on his back. Kevin
throws the steps off of Rocky and picks him up. Kevin throws
Rocky into the turnbuckle post. Kevin then picks Rocky up and
rolls him into the ring. Kevin then picks up the ladder and
throws it into the ring. Kevin then picks up the steel steps
and throws them into the ring too. Kevin then slides in
himself. As Kevin gets up he is knocked down with a
clothesline from hell. Rock picks up the ladder and sets it up
in the turnbuckle. Rocky then turns around. Kevin spears Rocky
into the ladder!
JR: What an impact!
King: A
Hell in a Cell isn�t enough for these guys, look at all the
objects in the ring!
Kevin then sets up the stairs and
ladder with the ladder on top of the steps. Kevin then picks
Rocky up and sets him up for a superplex. Rocky counters and
pushes Kevin off the turnbuckle. Kevin then gets on his knees
and leans on the side of the ladder while it is on the steps.
Rocky the stand on the second rope and jumps off with a leg
drop. Rocky hits the leg drop on the other side of the ladder
causing a see saw effect. The ladder pops up into the chin of
Kevin!! Rocky then picks up the steps and throws them into the
side of the cell, causing the panel to pop open.
JR:
The cell is now opened!
Rocky then picks Kevin up
and throws him out of the ring. The both begin to exchange
punches as they exit the cell. Kevin kicks Rocky in the gut
and then hits a DDT. Kevin then goes back into the cell and
pulls out a table. He sets up the table in the middle of the
ring. Kevin then grabs the ladder and throws it at the fallen
Rocky. Rocky rolls out of the way as the ladder hits the guard
rail. Kevin is disappointed but exits the ring. Kevin picks up
the ladder and sets vertically against the cell. Kevin begins
to climb the cell and half way up he reaches and grabs the
ladder. He hooks the ladder around his arm and climbs the
cell. Kevin throws the cell to the top and then climbs over
himself. Kevin then taunts Rocky to get up. Rocky does and
climbs the cell. When Rocky�s hands are at the edge Kevin
stomps on his hands. Rocky grabs Kevin�s foot and trips him
and he falls back on to the cell. Rocky then climbs to the top
of the cell. Kevin gets up and the two combatants exchange
punches. Kevin misses a punch and Rocky hits a Rocky Bottom
out of nowhere. Then panel almost gives away. Rocky then tries
to lock on the Walls of Rocky but Kevin resists. Rocky gives
up and lets go of Kevin. Rocky then walks over and grabs the
ladder. Rocky throws it across the back of Kevin. Kevin
screams in pain. The Rocky then drags Kevin into the middle of
the roof. They are just above the table in the ring. Rocky
brings Kevin to his knees but Kevin lifts Rocky up and nails a
spine buster! Kevin then grabs the ladder and sets it up on
the panel next to the center panel. Kevin climbs the ladder.
He stands on top as the ladder and takes a gulp as the ladder
is shaking. He jumps off he hits a Jacknife Splash!!!! The
cell gives away the Kevin and Rocky fall through, landing on
the table!!!!
King: AHHHHH!!!!
JR: My God!! A
Jacknife splash from 40 feet in the air, through cell and onto
a table!!!
The two men lie next to each other in the
rubble. They lie on the ground for a number of minutes. Both
men then get up slowly using help from the ropes. The cell
panel then suddenly falls to the mat. Rocky then runs onto of
the fallen panel and spears Kevin! Rocky throws punches but
Kevin tips it and throws punches of his own. The two stand up
and Kevin grabs a table leg and whacks Rocky over the head.
Kevin then picks Rocky up and signals from the K.A.P. Driver.
He picks Rocky up but Rocky slides off of Kevin�s shoulder.
Rocky then grabs Kevin�s legs from behind causing Kevin to
fall face first onto the cell panel. Rocky the picks Kevin�s
legs up and turns him over. He then locks on the Walls of
Rocky! Kevin screams in pain. Rocky bends back applying more
pressure. After many minutes in the hold, he taps out!! Rocky
drops Kevin and the ref raises the Rocky�s arm. Both men fall
to the ground as the EMTs rush out to attend to both men.
Winner- The �Iron Man� Rocky!!!
JR: Rocky
won!! He has the right to call himself the Iron Man!!!
King: What an unbelievable match!!!
JR: You
can say that again, but now the European title is on the line
next!
�Right Turn Clyde� hits. Tardy emerges onto the
ramp with the European Title over his shoulder. He receives
booing and abuse from the crowd. He has a jug of camel piss in
his hand as he makes his way down the aisle. He eventually
enters the ring. When he does he then �blesses� the crowd with
his �holy water� to huge heat from the crowd.
�Smackjack� hits. He comes out onto the ramp and
taunts the crowd. They give him huge heat as he makes his way
down the aisle. He enters the ring. The ref signals for the
bell to start the match.
Ding Ding Ding
European
Title Match
Tardy �Grapejuice� Magee
The two lock
up in a grapple. RDB starts to overpower Tardy. Tardy knees
RBD to the gut and hits him with a DDT. Tardy then starts
stomping away at RDB in the gut. RDB grabs his stomach in
pain. Tardy drags him to his feet and whips him off the ropes.
As he comes back Tardy gives him a Flapjack. Tardy covers RDB
for the pin. [1�..2] RDB kicks out. Tardy gets up and drags
RDB to his feet. He goes to suplex RDB but, RDB hooks his leg
and blocks it. Tardy attempts again to perform the suplex but
again RDB repeats the counter. Tardy then attempts it a third
time but RDB reverses it into a Suplex of his own sending
Tardy crashing to the mat. RDB then runs off the ropes and
drops an elbow to Tardy�s thigh. Tardy grabs his thigh in
pain. RDB then grabs Tardy�s leg twists it around and locks on
a Figure 4 leg Lock. Tardy roars out in pain. RDB pulls harder
and harder trying to make Tardy tap out but Tardy just holds
on. Eventually he grabs out and reaches the ropes. The ref
makes RDB break the hold. RDB gets up and pulls Tardy to his
feet. RDB puts Tardy between his legs and hits him with a
Powerbomb. RDB then grabs Tardy around the waist while he�s
lying on the ground and hits him with the Smackem Down. He
covers Tardy for the pin. [1�..2�.Thr] Tardy barely kicks out.
JR: We almost had a new European champion there!
RDB pulls Tardy to his feet and whips him off the
ropes. RDB bends down for a Backbody Drop. As Tardy comes back
he gives RDB a Swinging Neckbreaker. He then runs off the
ropes and hits RDB with a Leg Drop. He covers RDB for the pin.
[1�.2] RDB kicks out. Tardy goes over to RDB to stomp him. As
he raises his leg RDB grabs it and drags him to the ground.
RDB then drops a few more elbows to the already injured leg.
Tardy starts struggling to get up. When he does RDB charges at
him and nails him with a clothesline. Tardy falls to the mat.
RDB drags him to his feet and gives him a Snap Suplex sending
Tardy crashing hard to the mat. RDB goes over to the top ropes
and climbs them. He then leaps off with a Flying Elbow Drop.
As he�s about to hit Tardy, Tardy rolls out of the way and RDB
ends up crashing to the mat hard on his elbow. He roars out in
pain. Tardy starts to come around. He stands on his knees and
waits for RDB to get to his feet. When RDB eventually does get
up he is stumbling. Tardy charges at him in a Spear and then
converts it into a Powerful Spinebuster to execute The Smore.
He covers RDB for the pin. [1��.2��Thr] RDB gets a shoulder
up.
JR: That was a close one for RDB as he just kicked
out of the Smore. What a battle this is proving to be for the
Euro Title
Tardy pulls RDB to his feet and the two
start exchanging punches. Tardy starts to gain the upper hand
when RDB blocks one of his punches. RDB strikes back nailing
Tardy with a powerful right hook sending him off his balance.
Tardy tires to punch RDB again but again RDB block it. This
time when he returns the favour he sends Tardy to the mat. He
then drops an elbow right to Tardy�s sternum. He then drags
Tardy to his feet and whips him off the ropes. He then runs at
Tardy and gives him Kitchen Sink. Tardy bends over in pain.
RDB grabs Tardy and gives him a Gutwrench Powerbomb. RDB then
taunts the crowd and signals that the match is over. He grabs
Tardy in a Reverse Suplex position and lifts him in the air.
He then slams Tardy hard into the mat head first to execute
the RDB Slam. He covers tardy for the pin. [1��2��3]!
The Winner and New European Champion: RDB!
The
ref hands RDB the European Title and raises his hands. RDB
snaps his hand away and raises the title while taunting the
crowd.
JR: We have a new European champion, and the
question is�will we have have a new WTFL champion. That answer
still remains to be seen.
King: I think we are. But
right now, we get to see to former friends rip each other
apart limb from limb!
With the sound of "Shotgun
Blast" Daniel & Amiee come in from the crowd with an
eruption of boos. Fireworks are blasting from left to right,
over the TWR2Tron. Daniel shakes hands and talks with fans.
Then they enter the ring. Daniel stands in the center, if he
has a belt he holds it over his head, while Amiee sits down on
her knees in front of Daniel.
�N 2Gether Now� hits to
a loud pop, and Dan the Man and Kim are lowered down from the
rafters above. They fall into the ring, and Kim and Amiee
slide to the outside as Dan the Man and DanielSmith get in
each other�s faces.
Singles Match
Dan the Man vs.
DanielSmith
***DING DING DING***
Both men
stand in the center of the ring, staring at each other.
DanielSmith is saying something that can�t be heard over the
crowd, and Dan the Man is also speaking. The speaking then
leads to shoving, which then leads to a battle of rights and
lefts between the two. DanielSmith throws a left and Dan the
Man turns it into an armbar takedown. Dan the Man runs to the
ropes as DanielSmith gets up, and hits a head-scissors
takedown. Dan the Man gets up quickly and stomps away at
DanielSmith, the crowd cheering behind him. DanielSmith rolls
to his feet and stares at Dan the Man. They approach each
other again, yelling and getting in each other�s faces.
JR: There�s really a lot of heat between these two
wrestlers, King!
King: All they seem to be doing is
trash talking, JR. It�s driving me crazy!
Dan the Man
goes for a kick to the mid-section, but DanielSmith grabs his
leg for the block. Dan the Man goes for the enziguri, but
DanielSmith ducks, grabs Dan the Man�s head, and hits a
reverse DDT. DanielSmith pulls Dan the Man up and dropkicks
him into the corner. DanielSmith taunts Dan the Man heavily,
and gives him a few kicks in the corner. DanielSmith walks
away triumphantly, taunting a booing crowd.
ENTER:
100% Whoop Ass
100% runs down the ramp and slides into
the ring as DanielSmith taunts Dan the Man. 100% stands
between the two men, trying to be the voice of reason. Dan the
Man walks over and he and DanielSmith exchange looks. Finally,
Dan the Man throws a punch towards DanielSmith, but
DanielSmith blocks it, grabs Dan the Man�s hand, and raises it
in the air.
JR: What? What in the hell is this!?
Finally, all three men raise their arms in the air as
�TWM� hits to a loud pop.
JR: It�s TWM!! They�re back
together!! What a shocker!!
King: Man, and I wanted to
see a match�
The crowd cheers as Dan the Man,
DanielSmith, and 100% celebrate and leave the ring.
JR: This has been such an unbelievable night already,
there is no telling what is going to happen next.
As
the crowd began to quiet from the past match, they began to
bring the heat as the I-Pocalypse countdown began it's way on
the TWR2Tron before reaching 0 as "The Dream Shatterer"
by Big Punisher hit up over the PA. Idol stepped out
on the stage, before beginning his way down toward the ring.
Leaping to the apron, he hurdled the top rope and pulled his
thumb across his throat, slowly, to a good dose of heat.
Taking off his jersey, he waited for his opponent. "The
following contest, scheduled for one fall, is for the WTFL
United States Championship! Introducing first, from Los
Angeles, CA, weighing in at 285 pounds... Idol!"
The
crowd began to cheer as "Secret Agent Man" hit
up over the PA and Agent Dope made his way out onto the stage.
He began the way down the ramp before sliding into the ring,
waiting in his corner as Fink introduced him. "And his
opponent, weighing in at 230 pounds... Agent Dope!"
**
DING DING **
For the Vacant WTFL United States
Championship
Agent Dope vs. Idol
Dope
and Idol moved in toward each over. Feigning a grapple, Idol
ducked aside and brought a knee into Dope's midsection,
beginning a few forearm drops across his back before lifting
him up to back him to the ropes with a few chops. Whipping him
across the ring, Dope reversed and as Idol approached, he
swung for a clothesline. Idol deftly ducked it, twisting
around and nailing the I-DDT. Idol taunts the crowd as Mike
gets to his feet. Idol nails Mike over the face with a
spinning heel kick. Idol goes for the cover 1..2..kickout!
Idol picks Mike up and whips him into the ropes Idol goes for
a clothesline but Mike counters it with a neckbreaker.
JR: Mike hit that from no where.
Mike and Idol
start to brawl. Idol gets the upperhand and clotheslines Idol
out of the ring. Idol runs to the opposite ropes and comes
back hitting a baseball slide. Mike flies onto the announce
table. Idol grabs Mike�s head and smashes it across the
announcer�s table. Mike throws some elbows to Idol. Idol
clutches himself as Mike takes a breath. Mike then grabs Idol
and gives him a DDT on the outside. Mike then picks Idol up
and whips him into the ropes. Idol jumps onto the steps and
jumps off and nails Mike with a cross body.
King: Wow,
Idol is showing some backbone here.
Idol goes for the
ring bell and walks over to Mike. Mike hits a superkick out of
nowhere! Idol drops the bell. Mike slides Idol into the ring
and whips him into the turnbuckle. Mike lays in some stomps.
Idol suddenly grabs Mike and throws him into the turnbuckle.
Idol puts in some hard rights and lefts. Idol then puts Mike
in between his legs and tries to poerbomb him. Mike counters
and catapaults Idol into the turnbuckle. Mike tries to grab
Idol but Idol hits Mike with a low blow. The ref didn�t see it
and now attends to Mike. Idol then takes off the padding from
the turnbuckle. Idol then returns to Mike and picks him and
gives him and snap suplex. Idol then picks Mike up and tries
to whip him into the turnbuckle without the padding. Mike
hangs onto Idol arm and pulls him in. Mike gives Idol and over
the head belly to belly suplex. Idol flies over Mike and Idols
back lands onto the medal ring of the turnbuckle. Mike the
picks Idol up and brings him to the middle of the ring and
gives him the Brain Wash for the three count.
Winner
and New U.S. Champ-Agent Dope.
JR: What a great match.
King: I can�t believe Agent Dope use that metal ring
as a weapon!
JR: Idol took off the padding�But
anyways, up next is the I.C. title match!
"Angry
Again"(0:54) blasts onto the speakers as two sailing pyros
immediately crash at the top of the stage. Mixx and Crystiana
come out to mixed reactions. They make there way down to the
ring and slide in. Mixx goes up on the second rope and raises
his arms. He just off and waits for Roadkill as Crystiana
leaves the ring.
The lights dim and �Caveman I am�
hits to loud heel heat. RoadKill slowly makes his way down the
ramp holding his IC title while red pyros go off at the turn
buckles in the ring. He stands in front of the ring rubbing
his title. He gets up on the apron and Mixx charges for him
but the ref holds Mixx back. The ref takes the IC title from
Roadkill and lifts it up. Roadkill gets in over the top ropes
and once again Mixx trys to charge him but Roadkill picks up
Mixx and gives him a huge Spine Buster! The bell rings...
***DING DING DING
Mixx vs Roadkill, IC title
match.
Roadkill picks up Mixx by the hair and throws
him into the turnbuckle. He does a huge Splash on Mixx whiles
he's there and Mixx stumbles away from the turnbuckle.
Roadkill turns him around and tosses him up on his shoulders.
He gives Mixx a Tilt of whirl Piledriver then makes a cover.
1...2...Kickout by Mixx! Roadkill looks at the ref then picks
up Mixx. He sets Mixx in for a Powerbomb and when he lifts him
up Mixx starts to give him head shots. Roadkill becomes dizzy
and Mixx slides around to his back and rolls him up in a
Victory Roll! 1...2...Roadkill rolls backwards and covers
Mixx.1...2... Mixx pushes the Big ****head off and he bounces
against the ropes. As Mixx gets up Roadkill is charging back
at him like a raging bull and gives him a Massive Powerful
Clothline from hell! Mixx gets nailed to the ground holding
his head in pain. Crystiana bangs on the mat trying to give
Mixx confidence. Roadkill picks up Mixx and gives him a giant
head butt. Mixx falls back onto the ropes and gets him arms
tangled. Roadkill shouts out something then takes a huge run
up to Mixx but Mixx backbody drops him over the top ropes!
Mixx becomes untangled and runs at the opposite ropes. On the
way back he does a baseball slide which Roadkill sidesteps.
Roadkill grabs Mixxes legs and drags him out of the ring and
trys a punch on him. Mixx ducks and gives Roadkill and Stone
Cold Stunner! Roadkill falls backwards and hits his head off
the guard rail. Mixx stomps on his chest twice but then sees
the refs counting inside the ring and he's on 6. Mixx runs and
slides into the ring but then remembers if Roadkill gets
counted out there�s no belt changing hands.
King: Mixx
had better hurry if he hopes to get Roadkill The Big ****head
back in, in time to continue the match!
JR: Thats
right King! Mixx could win the match but sadly not the gold if
he doesn�t hurry up!
Mixx slides back out and grabs
Roadkills arm. He drags him back to the ring and the counts on
9. He rolls quickly into the ring and brings up Roadkill just
in time! Mixx has a look of relief on his face as he makes a
cover on Roadkill.1..2..thr Roadkill power kicks out with a
Bench press slams Mixx off. Mixx picks up Roadkill and whips
him at the ropes. Mixx goes for a clothline but Roadkill grabs
Mixx around the throat very Powerfully. He lifts him up very
high in a Choke Slam position and roars. He slams Mixx down
very hard then gets up and raises his arms. Mixx holds his
back and slides out of the ring. The ref starts to make a
count. Roadkill slides out of the ring and picks up Mixx by
the hair. He picks up Mixx by the side of his head with both
hands! Mixx screams in pain but eventually kicks Roadkill in
the groin! The ref doesn�t notice it because he can't see
under the canvas! Roadkill drops Mixx and Mixx gives him a
head shot then whips him into the ring. He climbs up on the
apron and the ref stops counting. He then climbs up on the top
turnbuckle as Roadkill starts to get up. Mixx does a jumping
Missile Drop kick on Roadkill and he falls back down to the
ground. Mixx picks up Roadkill and trys a MixxPlex but can't
seem to lift up the Big ****head. Eventually Roadkill gets his
strength back and shoves Mixx. Mixx falls back into the
turnbuckle. He gives him a knife edge chop 3 times then starts
to give him multiple clothlines. Mixx falls to the bottom
sitting down and Roadkill starts to kick him in the chest then
he starts to choke him with his boot. RoadKill picks up Mixx
and goes to give him a hard right hook but Mixx ducks and
Roadkill takes out the ref!
JR: The Big ****head just
took out the ref King!
King: WoW JR this match is
great!
JR: Mixx will take advantage of this King maybe
even cheat with the ref down! He'd do anything just to win
that title!
When Roadkill turns around Mixx punches
him in the gut and DDTs him. Mixx quickly slides out of the
ring and gets a chair. He slides back into the ring and waits
for Roadkill to get back up and charges him with the chair but
Roadkill punches the chair. It slams right into Mixxes face
and he falls to the ground. Roadkill throws the chair out of
the ring and covers Mixx. Crystiana stills banging on the mat
trying to urge Mixx to kick up. The ref crawls over to the pin
to make the count. 1.........2........thr Mixx Kicks OUT!
Roadkill bangs on the mat in frustration and grabs Mixx by the
hair. He picks him up and whips him to the ropes. On the way
back Roadkill catches Mixx in the double handed choke slam.
But somehow when Roadkill lifts up Mixx, Mixx wraps his legs
around Roadkills head and gives him a Hurricaneranna into a
pin! 1...2...Roadkill reverses into a pin of his
own.1...2...thr Mixx grabs the ropes. The ref makes Roadkill
let go and RoadKill backs the ref down. Mixx somehow comes up
behind Roadkill and gives him A back Body to Body Suplex!!!
Mixx gets up and picks up Roadkill. He rams his head into the
turnbuckle then puts him sitting up on it. He grabs Roadkill
in a suplex position then lands a Snap Suplex to Roadkill.
Mixx slowly gets up and picks up and picks up Roadkill. He
gives Roadkill a Bulldog. He picks up Roadkill and sets him in
for a Suplex and raises one of his arms. Mixx uses all his
Power to picks up Roadkill in a Suplex position and gets
nearly all the way back then slams him down forwards to
complete The MixxPlex! Mixx covers The Big ****head.
1...2...3!!!!!
The Winner of this match via pin and
*new* IC Champion of the WTFL, Mixx!
"Angry Again"
hits and fills the arena as Roadkill rolls out of the ring.
Crystiana slides in and helps Mixx up. The ref comes over to
him with the IC title and raises his arm. Mixx hugs Crystiana
as they celebrate in the ring when...
"Right Turn
Clyde" hits and Tardy Grapejuice Magee runs down to the ring
with a cigar in his hand (lit). He slides in and Crystiana
runs out of the way. Tardy gives Mixx the cigar to the eyes!!!
Mixx drops the IC title and grabs his eyes screaming out in
pain and Tardy gives him the Holy Water Stain!
"Right
Turn Clyde" hits as Tardy leaves the arena laughing to boos
from the crowd.
King: Mixx is the new I.C. champ! But
look at what Tardy did to him. Ha!
JR: This is no
laughing matter King. But if you want to talk about no
laughing matter, our next match is all about that. JMX and
Madd Dogg square off with Cathy on the line is up next!
The arena darkens and the letters JMX flash in black
with a gold outlining on a black screen. The sound of
heartbeats is heard when the letters flash. A pyro goes off
goes off across the stage like Jericho�s. "Game" by Ras Kass
& Mystical hits and JMX walks out with a slight limp. He
walks down the ramp to huge cheering from the crowd. He gets
up on the apron and walks to the center. He looks at the crowd
then gets in under the top rope. He walks over to the other
side of the ring and leans on the turnbuckle. He looks at the
Ladder beside the announce table then at the contract.
"Fuel my Fire" hits and the arena goes black. The
crowd boo heavily as the lights come back on with Madd Dogg
standing at the top of the apron with his hand bandaged
tightly stained with blood and with Cathy at his side. They
slowly starts to walk down the ramp and Madd Dogg gets up on
the apron. Madd Dogg and JMX look at each other then at the
contract. JMX looks back down at Madd Dogg and charges at him.
Madd Dogg quickly jumps up on the top ropes and jumps off and
rolls as JMX bounces off the ropes. On the way back Madd Dogg
gives him a kitcken sink and JMX clutches his gut and kneels
down. Madd Dogg jumps at him and lands a Fameasser on him! The
Bell Rings to start the match.
***DING DING DING***
Madd Dogg vs JMX
Ladder Match
If Madd
Dogg wins JMX has to be Cathys slave, if JMX wins Cathy has to
be his slave
Madd Dogg picks up JMX by the hair and
gives him a face shot. JMX falls to his knees but Madd Dogg
picks him back up and sets him in for a DDT but JMX hits him
in the ribs. Madd Dogg lets go and JMX gives him a Drop Kick.
Madd Dogg falls back on the ropes. JMX walks over to him and
gives him a Knife Edge chop (crowd: Whooo!) then another, and
another. JMX then runs at the ropes and on the way back does a
Clothline but Madd Dogg puts his head down and lifts JMX over
the Top Ropes. JMX lands on the apron as Madd Dogg gets off
the ropes. Madd Dogg turns around and JMX gives a knee to the
gut then a Forward Neckbraker on the ropes. Madd Dogg falls
straight down to the mat had as JMX jumps off the apron. Cathy
has a concerned look on her face for Madd Dogg and trys to
encourage him by banging on the apron. JMX goes under the ring
and takes out a Trash Can and the lid and slides it into the
ring. He also takes out a Baseball bat. JMX slides into the
ring. Madd Dogg is just starting to get up and get to his feet
as JMX charges him with the Baseball bat but Madd Dogg picks
up the Trash Can and covers him face with it. JMX whacks the
Trash Can with the Bat and stumbles forward. Madd Dogg stands
up with the Trash Can. He throws it up and catches it in a
Horizontal position. JMX turns around as Madd Dogg charges JMX
with the Trash Can and hits JMX over the head with it. JMX
stumbles backwards and falls down in the ropes into a sitting
down position. Madd Dogg puts the Trash can in front of his
face and he picks up the Baseball bat. He hits the can as hard
as he can with the bat. The impact still gets to JMX and he
lets out a shout of pain and rolls out of the ring. Madd Dogg
drops the bat and walks over to the Trash Can lid and picks it
up. He jumps up on the Top ropes closest to JMX and raises his
arms. The crowd boo loudly as Madd Dogg jumps off with the Lid
and gives JMX (who was just getting to his feet) a very hard
and sore head shot with it!
King: Oh man! This match
is nearly already crazy JR!
JR: These two men are
going to put on one hell of a show here tonight!
King:
I just hope none of them die JR!
Madd Dogg picks up
JMX by the hair and bangs his head into the guard rail. JMX
starts to lean back and rest on the guard rail and Madd Dogg
walks back and small bit but he quickly turns around and nails
a Super Kick on JMX and he falls into the crowd. the guards
hold back the crowd as JMX hits the concrete floor. Madd Dogg
walks over to the announce table. He waves to JR as he goes
under the ring. He takes out a black Ladder and carries it
over to JMX. He sets it up beside the guard rail and climbs up
to the 4th step. JMX starts to get up outside and Madd Dogg
does a jumping Splash onto him but JMX catches him in a Gate
To Hades!! Both men are near out cold on the ground until
about 7 seconds JMX starts to get up. As soon as he gets to
his feet Madd Dogg starts to get up. JMX helps him up and
gives him a very hard and quick DDT to the ground. Cathy runs
over to the guard rail with a very concerned look on her face
trying to urge Madd Dogg on. JMX gets back up again and walks
over to the guard rail and tells Cathy to get the hell away
but Cathy does move. JMX shouts something at her again but she
still doesn�t move. JMX then grabs her hair and Cathy lets out
a scream. Madd Dogg quickly stumbles over and low blows JMX.
JMX lets go of Cathy and she stumbles back a little bit. JMX
falls to the floor grabbing his genitles as Madd Dogg starts
to get up. He falls backwards a bit but gets his footing
again. He picks up a Steel chair as JMX starts to get up. He
charges at him but JMX gives Madd Dogg a backbody drop over.
Madd Dogg lands beside Cathy and she kneels down beside him to
check on him. JMX turns around and jumps up on the guard rail.
Cathy sees him and quickly gets out of the way. JMX does a
body splash on Madd Dogg. Both men are down again but
eventually JMX starts to slowly get up. JMX closes the ladder
and throws it into the ring. He goes under the ring and takes
out another Ladder. He sees Madd Dogg getting up so he gives
him a very quick gut kick. Madd Dogg grabs his gut and falls
down again. JMX throws the ladder into the ring. Then slides
into the ring. JMX sets up on of the ladders in the middle of
the ring. he slowly starts to climb it. Madd Dogg sees him
outside. He quickly gets up and into the ring. He picks up the
other ladder and smashes it into the ladder JMX is on. JMX
falls down and hits his head off the turnbuckle as Madd Dogg
collapses in the ring.
King: Oh my God JR. These guys
are really taking it to the Extreme!
JR: I just hop
they can come back from he "Extreme" alive!
King: I
wouldnt want to be Cathy right now. She must
feel awful
watching Madd Dogg gets all this punishment!
Madd Dogg
eventually starts to get up and crawls over to JMX. He starts
to choke JMX. The ref makes him let go of the hold and Madd
Dogg rolls out of the ring. He picks up the chair from the
outside and comes back in. JMX slowly starts to get back up
and Madd Dogg nails him with the chair over the head. Madd
Dogg sets up the chair and sits JMX down on it. He puts it
directly in the corner and walks over and picks up a closed
ladder. He goes to ram the ladder into JMX but JMX jumps up on
the top ropes. The ladder hits the turnbuckle and gets stuck
there. Madd Dogg drops it but JMX quickly jumps down on it and
the other end smack Madd Dogg in the chin! Madd Dogg falls to
the ground in pain holding his chin. JMX runs at the ropes and
does a Lion Sault onto Madd Dogg. JMX slowly gets up and
throws his hair back as Cathy bangs hard on the apron. JMX
walks over to the baseball bat from earlier and picks it up.
He aims it on Madd Doggs head and is about to slam it down on
his head but he hears Cathy screaming "NO!". He turns around
and sees Cathy. He walks over to the ropes and grabs her by
the hair. He lifts her up onto the apron but she gives him a
Hard Slap and he lets go and turns around but is met by a
quick Spear from Madd Dogg. Madd Dogg slowly gets up and goes
over to the ropes where Cathy is. He folds his arms and rests
his head on them. Cathy lifts up his head Madd Dogg says
something to her. She gives him s small hug then jumps off the
apron. Madd Dogg turns around to see JMX charging at him. He
trys a clothline but Madd Dogg grabs his arm and whips him
into the turnbuckle. Madd Dogg does a running Calf Kick to JMX
in the Turnbuckle. JMX stumbles forwards and Madd Dogg runs,
jumps and back flips off the Turnbuckle and hits JMX. Madd
Dogg crawls over to one of the Ladders and picks up up. He
opens it and gives JMX a gut kick. He starts to climb the
turnbuckle and he gets to top!
King: Yes JR YES! Madd
Doggs gonna win and get the contract!!!
JR: Even if
Dogg does win this was a great match!
Madd Dogg gets
to the top and gets his balance. He looks at the contract but
then back down at JMX. He turns around to face JMX and sits
down on the ladder then comes up making a gun single. Madd
Dogg Jumps off the Ladder and lands The Swanton Bomb! on
JMX!!!!
King: Holy Crap JR! !!
JR:
Madd Dogg (about a minute later) crawls slowly out of
the ring and goes under the ring. He takes out a table and
slides it into the ring. He then takes out another table and
slides it into the ring. He slides in himself and sets up the
Ladder again. JMX starts to move but can't get up yet. Madd
Dogg sets up one of the tables and then the other ladder. He
puts the table in between the ladders as JMX starts to get up.
Madd Dogg grabs him by the hair and kicks him in the gut. He
gives him a Pedigree then stomps on him a few times. Madd Dogg
then gets up, Cathy urging him on, and grabs the last table.
He starts to take it up the ladder but is really struggling
but eventually gets it up. He puts it on each ladder linking
them like a bridge. JMX starts to get up again but Madd Dogg
jumps off from the top table doing a Ax Handle Smash but JMX
gives him a gut punch then Madd Dogg grabs his gut and kneels
down. JMX kicks him in the head and falls down. He crawls to
the ladder and starts to slowly but surely climb up the
ladder. Madd Dogg starts to climb up the other one slowly. The
two reach the top at the same time and starts to exchange
punches where JMX wins. JMX sets Madd Dogg in for the J-Factor
but Madd Dogg gives him a gut punch. JMX lets go and Madd Dogg
punches JMX hard in the stomach. He tosses JMX up on his
shoulders and grabs the contract in one hand and raises the
other.
JR: Oh no...he's not...Oh my God...
King: Oh my God JR...He Is!
Madd Dogg lands
the Madd Driver holding onto the contract which means it tears
off the roof, then the Madd Driver trough the table they were
on, then going down trough the table on the ground in-between
the ladders and then finally onto the ground! The bell rings
for the end of the match as Cathy slides into the ring and
kneels down beside Madd Dogg.
***DING DING DING***
The winner of this match, The Madd Dogg!
"Fuel
my Fire" hits as the EMTs rush down to the ring with two
stretchers. Cathy kneels over Madd Dogg trying to make him
come around as The EMTs slide into the ring. They put Madd
Dogg onto the stretcher and JMX onto the other one. They take
Madd Dogg out of the ring first and Cathy slides out with
them. Then they take JMX out with them. They all leave the
arena as the crowd clap for them.
JR: Simply
breathtaking. That has got to be one of the best ladder
matches I have ever witnessed.
King: Wow these to men
it on the line but the best thing is�.JMX is Cathy�s slave!!
JR: No doubt that JMX�s life will be a living hell
from no on. Aside from that, ladies and gentlemen, the moment
you have been waiting for has arrived. The world title bout is
up next!
�Light a fire in me� hits to huge heel heat
as Right Angle struts out at the top of the ramp in a cocky
fashion. He pauses and signals to the crowd for more, and they
give it to him. He then makes his way down the aisle smiling
at the fans, many of whom are yelling obscenities at him. Upon
entering the ring he climbs a turnbuckle and raises his arms
to further booing.
As Right Angle climbs the last
turnbuckle, his taunting is interrupted by �The Memory
Remains� and a deafening pop from the crowd. As the song
plays, the arena lights darken. Kid�s WTFLtron video plays as
blue spotlights comb the arena.
Fortune, fame
Mirror vain
Gone insane
But the memory remains
Heavy rings on fingers wave
Another star denies the
grave
See the nowhere crowd, cry the nowhere tears of
honor
Like twisted vines that grow
That hide and
swallow mansions whole
And dim the light of an already
faded prima donna
Fortune, fame
Mirror vain
Gone
insane...
Fortune, fame
Mirror vain
Gone insane...
But the memory remains
Heavy rings hold cigarettes
Up to lips that time forgets
While the Hollywood sun
sets behind your back
And can't the band play on?
Just
listen, they play my song
Ash to ash
Dust to dust
Fade to black
Fortune, fame
Mirror vain
Gone
insane...
Fortune, fame
Mirror vain
Gone insane...
Dance little tin goddess
na-na-na
Drift away
Fade away
Little tin goddess
Ash to ash
Dust
to dust
Fade to black
Fortune, fame
Mirror vain
Gone insane...
Fortune, fame
Mirror vain
Gone
insane...
But the memory remains
Ash to ash
Dust
to dust
Fade to black...
But the memory remains
Yeah
Faded prima donna yeah, yeah
(solo)
Dance
little tin goddess dance
As the opening phrase in the
song ends (about eight seconds into it), white fireworks go
off on the stage as Kid Sampson walks out from backstage with
the WTFL World title around his waist. He walks down the ramp
and shakes hands with the ringside fans, and then climbs into
the ring. In the middle of the ring, Kid stands with his head
down and his arms to his side. Then, he slowly and powerfully
raises his arms out to the side in a crucifix pose as white
fireworks explode from all four turnbuckles. Kid hands the
World title to the ref and eyes up Right Angle. Then�
ENTER: Wolf
�Silenced Rage� hits to loud heat,
and Kid Sampson looks to the entranceway. Wolf walks through
to loud heat, and walks down the ramp. Wolf circles the ring
and takes a seat at the announcing table. Kid taunts Wolf from
the ring, and is ambushed by Right Angle from behind.
WTFL World Title Match
Kid Sampson � vs. Right
Angle
***DING DING DING***
Right Angle
assaults Kid with rights and lefts, knocking him into the
corner. Right Angle then kicks Kid down to a sitting position,
and continues to kick him until the ref pulls Right Angle off.
JR: Well, welcome to the announce table, Wolf.
Wolf: Thanks, JR. After breaking that little punk Jake
Ellis in half, I realized that my PPV work was done, so now
I�m out here supporting my friend Right Angle in his World
title match.
King: Isn�t that great, JR?
JR:
What�s the catch?
Wolf: See, is that polite? I try and
do something nice, and you accuse me of having ulterior
motives.
Right Angle picks Kid up and whips him to the
ropes. Right Angle hits a huge powerslam on Kid as he bounces
back. Right Angle covers, but gets a quick one-count. Right
Angle pulls Kid up and punches him a few more times. Right
Angle has Kid knocked back against the ropes. Right Angle runs
and bounces off the opposite ropes, then runs at Kid with a
clothesline, but instead Kid back body drops Right Angle out
of the ring! The fans go wild as Right Angle lands on the
outside mat. Kid runs off the opposite ropes and nails a
baseball slide on Right Angle, then slides to the outside. Kid
grabs Right Angle by the head and slams Right Angle�s face
into the crowd barrier. Kid then Irish whips Right Angle into
the ring steps! Right Angle staggers out, clutching his lower
back in pain. Kid grabs Right Angle and lifts him into the
air, then drops him onto the crowd railing for a Guillotine
Flapjack! Right Angle stumbles to the ground, clutching his
neck and throat in pain. Kid picks him up and whips him into
the ring, then shoves him under the ropes.
Wolf: Look
at all the unfair wrestling used by Kid Sampson here, JR! He
used the stairs, the crowd railing� what next, a steel chair?!
JR: That�s more up your alley, Wolf!
Wolf:
Hey, no cheap shots, JR!
Kid pulls Right Angle to his
feet and whips him into the turnbuckle. Kid climbs to the
second rope and nails Right Angle with a barrage of punches.
Kid pulls Right Angle down and whips him roughly to the
opposite turnbuckle. Right Angle is knocked out by the force
of the hit, and walks right into a spinebuster from Kid! Kid
gets to his feet and signals for the Dreamer DDT. Kid pulls
Right Angle up and sets him in the DDT position, but Right
Angle shoves Kid backwards and then spears him to the mat!
Right Angle gets up to a hailstorm of boos, but shrugs them
off. He climbs the turnbuckle and leaps off, nailing Kid with
a Heroic Dive!
Wolf: Great Heroic Dive from Right
Angle! Make the cover!!
Right Angle covers�one�two�
Kid kicks out!! Right Angle looks pissed and gets in the ref�s
face. The ref orders Right Angle to back off, and he finally
does. Right Angle picks Kid up and gives him a monstrous
German Suplex! Right Angle holds on with a bridge, but only
gets a two count. Frustrated, Right Angle stands up and kicks
Kid a dozen times or so, relentless with his assault. Right
Angle pulls Kid to his feet and gives him an inverted atomic
drop. Right Angle then floors Kid with a short-arm
clothesline, and follows that with a running elbow drop. He
covers, but again only gets a two-count.
Wolf: C�mon,
ref. That�s the slowest count I�ve ever seen!
King: I
agree!!
JR: Shut up, King! You damn suck-up!
Right Angle gets back to his feet, still infuriated
with the ref. He pulls Kid to his feet and hits him with a
hard forearm. But Kid retaliates back with his own forearm!
Right Angle returns the favor, as does Kid Sampson!
JR: They�re in a forearm contest here, King! And it
looks like Sampson is coming out on top!
Kid nails
Right Angle with a few consecutive forearms. Right Angle tries
for a clothesline on Sampson, but Sampson ducks and locks on a
full nelson hold. The fans let out a huge pop, expecting the
Silencer, but Right Angle mule kicks Kid right in the groin,
turns around, and hits The Right Angle! Right Angle
covers�one�two�thr�kickout by Sampson! Right Angle pulls
Sampson up and signals for the Olympic Slam. But as Right
Angle sets up for the move, Kid turns around, yells out
�W-T-F-f*cking-L!� and gives Right Angle a Dreamer DDT!! Kid
covers�one�two� Right Angle kicks out! The fans are going
crazy as both men lay motionless in the ring.
Wolf: I
can�t stand back and watch Kid cheat like this�
Wolf
gets up from the announcing table and grabs a chair from
ringside. In the ring, both Kid and Right Angle are on their
feet. Right Angle throws a punch towards Kid, but Kid blocks
it and hits Right Angle with his own punch. Kid then runs to
the ropes, but Wolf nails Kid across the back from the
outside! Kid stumbles forward and gets nailed by an Olympic
Slam! The ref goes to make the cover�one�two� kickout by
Sampson!! Wolf curses on the outside, and paces around the
ring. Right Angle gets to his feet and says something to Wolf,
but suddenly�
ENTER: Silent Assassin
�Hell�s
Bells� hits to a huge pop as Silent Assasin walks through the
entranceway with his own steel chair.
JR: It�s SILENT
ASSASSIN!! THE PRESIDENT HAS RETURNED!!
Silent
Assassin walks down the ramp, and Wolf�s face fills with
hatred. He runs towards Silent Assassin, and swings the chair.
Silent Assassin manages to duck under the chairshot. Wolf
turns around and Silent Assassin cracks him over the head with
the chair! The crowd lets out a boisterous pop as Silent
Assassin stands over Wolf�s unconscious body. In the ring,
Right Angle is looking on in shock. He turns back towards Kid
Sampson, who is already on his feet. Right Angle runs towards
Kid and jumps for a hurricanranna. Kid catches him in a
powerbomb position, and shoves him over his head. Right Angle
goes airborne and lands on his feet behind Sampson. But as
Right Angle lands, Kid locks on a full nelson and hits the
Silencer!! Kid covers�one�two� three!!
WINNER: Kid Sampson
JR: I can�t believe it! Kid turned a hurricanranna
into a Silencer! He�s still our World champion!!
The
camera fades as Kid Sampson taunts in the ring with his World
title and Silent Assassin taunts Wolf on the ramp.